King Duck

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/eroyle/Photo-0480.jpg

King Duck waddled directly towards me at lunchtime as I ate a ham & cheese ciabatta sandwich in the drizzle by the duck pond, quacked at me, and went for my food. He saw two mallards approaching and quacked at them to let them know that my sandwich was now HIS sandwich, and not theirs. He refuses to eat bread if you throw it on the floor for him - he DEMANDS it from your hand. My friend Robin walked past, and he knows King Duck. He has seen King Duck rape a female duck in front of two mallards who had been pursuing her, just to spite them. King Duck can rape who he likes and eat what he likes, cos he's fuckin' massive.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

He looks evil.

C J (C J), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE FOOD CHAIN

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/dinnertime.jpg

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

king duck and sweet plum sauce served with wild rice

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

I like this duck!

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Sunday, 21 December 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

Even the rapey bits?

sad man in him room (milo z), Sunday, 21 December 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

All male ducks are (gang) rapists. I don't care for it, but a duck is a duck, right?

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Sunday, 21 December 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

He's a bossy, red, black & white duck, and I like him!

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Sunday, 21 December 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3 peanut duck

Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 21 December 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.