King Duck waddled directly towards me at lunchtime as I ate a ham & cheese ciabatta sandwich in the drizzle by the duck pond, quacked at me, and went for my food. He saw two mallards approaching and quacked at them to let them know that my sandwich was now HIS sandwich, and not theirs. He refuses to eat bread if you throw it on the floor for him - he DEMANDS it from your hand. My friend Robin walked past, and he knows King Duck. He has seen King Duck rape a female duck in front of two mallards who had been pursuing her, just to spite them. King Duck can rape who he likes and eat what he likes, cos he's fuckin' massive.
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)
― C J (C J), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)
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― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)
I like this duck!
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Sunday, 21 December 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
Even the rapey bits?
― sad man in him room (milo z), Sunday, 21 December 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
All male ducks are (gang) rapists. I don't care for it, but a duck is a duck, right?
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Sunday, 21 December 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
He's a bossy, red, black & white duck, and I like him!
<3 <3 <3 peanut duck
― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 21 December 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago)