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i want compleate satisfaction by self mastrubating can u help?

― Anuparthi Suresh, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Cucumbers.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

fleshlight

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

You don't know compleat satisfaction in mastrubation unless you try the chocolate side.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

rofl @ fleshlight

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

If we help, it's not strictly masturbation, now is it?

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

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― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

sp! You typed this with one hand, didn't you?

― mms (mms), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 254,000 for mastrubation. (0.32 seconds)

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

1. Remove pants
2. Apply hand(s)
3. Voila!

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

"P.S. I am masturbating as I write this"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

1. Remove pants
2. Apply hand(s)
3. Voila!

I misread that as "Viola!". Now I have several Vanessa Mae related scenarios running through my head.....

― JTS (JTS), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

"self mastrubating"?

I think I know where the problem lies.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Mmm mmm, butter. The poor man's lubricant. Nice and greasy,
slips in easy!

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 4 May 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

makes rubbers fall apart like they dissed by young jeezy

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

"Vanessa-Mae Vanakorn Nicholson took up violin when she
was five and made it her passion as well as bread and butter."

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 4 May 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

TRU.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 May 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

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