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― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

IF YOU WERE ASKED TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

― Bring Me The Head of ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 07:51 (nineteen years ago)

i can never resist a challenge

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

when was starting a thread like jumping of a bridge buttez you knob?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't say it was, yo foo'.

― Bring Me The Head of ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 07:56 (nineteen years ago)

a bridge too far

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

you should have named the thread after a line from esteban's LJ, Jim! (edit edit edit edit)

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

foo'?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/F/foo.html

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

please hammer dont hurt em too hard

― Bring Me The Head of ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

o right. wez adam? (who'd have thought?)

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

Whoops soz abt the rogue post in the other thread chaps.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

I think Adam has a life unlike the rest of us :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

haha riiiiight

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

adam, last week, on the subject of a trivia night: "Good job I didn't go, otherwise I wouldn't've finished a 26,000-word test plan."

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

(I didn't go either, it started at 4pm and I didn't get in from the night before until 1pm!!)

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

See? A life!

OK, ok.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

party haitch

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

i really should have bought some cold and flu tablets today when i had the chance

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

mongfux, i found you all again!

say, whatever happened to michael b.? has he posted since he left australia?

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think he has.

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

i hope he's happy wherever he is.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

*looks up*

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

*chucks jim under the chin*

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:18 (nineteen years ago)

I walked out of p*ny as the sun was trying to come out. ugggggh. also fell asleep on a train... which went on the wrong line!! that was kinda roffley. I ended up going back into the city to pick up a book that I ordered from the gallery before getting on the correct line again.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:20 (nineteen years ago)

Haha that reminds me of my ex telling me abt how he fell asleep on the train once, to be kicked awake by a Met driver who gruffed "wake up son, yer in Epping, gerrof" at him.

I've never done that.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

But then again I have fallen asleep face first on nightclub tables, so there it is.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

nightclub tables can be very comfortable.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

& shouting 'see you later, weasel-dick!' at nightclub bouncers can be very uncomfortable.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh, estelapaws

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

it's okay, he didn't catch me.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

see sot run.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://i1.tinypic.com/x3eb2h.jpg

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

nice

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

aw I missed that! but hey its 4/5/06 today cool.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

why am i at work

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

I ask myself the same thing.

I am seeing LIARS, TEH this evening!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

they should have played at the liars club

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

ooh sale at cd discounts. quite a bit of good stuff for $2, although i did just buy quite a lot of it. there's a copy of plastic hassle there amongst the unsaleable dreck

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 4 May 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

there was a man bites god cd there, should i pick it up for you esteban?

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 4 May 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

I are returning to Teh Melbourne in a month. $158 return flight = BARGAIN. Plus, I have several MetCards left over from the last trip so it's basically already paid for innit.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

what's the occasion?

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

Huzzah Ed! Lets go drinking, and show off our bendy spaz limbs once agane.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

Freedom! Or something. Last hurrah before I get a second job, I think.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

i need to come on an impromptu trip to sydney sometime

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

Play one (1) gig, jim.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

Margerine tastes yummy on eggs fried hard.

― Esteban Does Not Have A Small Dick (Esteban Does Not Have A Small), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

^ adolph bin streisand

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

Haw! You rule Jim.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

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snot workin. don't no what the prob is

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 12 June 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh my. i just sold a record for an obscene amount of money

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 12 June 2006 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

ooh! don't tell us what it was but hint at it.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Monday, 12 June 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

it's on the tip of my tunng

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/tunng-maypole-song-7-lathe-cut-static-caravan-RARE_W0QQitemZ100500872144QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Where do I collect my prize?

― I woke up feelin' brand new, I jumped up feeling my highs and my lows... (papa n, Monday, 12 June 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

at the kudos factory

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

gosh.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Monday, 12 June 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

am I alone in watching thee football last night? many years of following the national side were made worthwhile at last!

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Monday, 12 June 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah we beat Japan! And I didnt even watch it, and whats hilarious is my non-sport-watching friendslist on LJ all of a sudden all "WOOOO GO AUSSIE".. fuck off, you lot never watch the footbol (well there are 2 exceptions who actually play, so they dont count).

What was funnier was one wank on my FL who actually said "was there some sport thing last night? A load of drunk wankers are driving past my office cheering and stuff".

I wanted to post the link to the "weaned off the glass teat" Onion article.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 12 June 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

whats football

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

Aggravating but occasionally worthwhile.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

I watched the soccer whilst wearing my aussie flag teeshirt. It was a beautiful thing.

― miele kitty (miele), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

I don't own an Aussie flag anything.

― I woke up feelin' brand new, I jumped up feeling my highs and my lows... (papa n, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

nor do i, i think

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

I have a couple of those mini ones! don't think I bought them though, must've just collected them like so much other tat in my posession.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

do you have any guess papers?

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

I await my mothers phone call of "WOOOO GO AUSSIE" at some point even though she never likes/watches soccer wtf. She did the same thing when Mark whatsisname was in the F1. Its like "ok, hes from Queanbeyan I *get* it, since when did you watch car racing though argh".

Ah well. In other news, this Friday me and the lad are staying at the painfully 5-star Langham hotel for our 3rd anniversary. Bring on the room service and masseuse! I am totally lookin forward to this. We've never, ysee, had a holiday away or anything more than a dinner out.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

but don't you always do the hotel thing on your anniversary? i guess it's still not a holiday away tho

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

I have an aussie flag t-shirt as well. I once wore it overseas and people called me "guv'nor", thinking I was an pommy eh. Wankers.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

We didn't do anything for our 4th wedding anniversary (25th May). Nothing to celebrate really.

― I woke up feelin' brand new, I jumped up feeling my highs and my lows... (papa n, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

i never know how unmarried people should mark their anniversary. i always take it from the day of the first date / first snog. which makes mine the 26th of may (jesus, that's less than three weeks so far)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

you honeymooner

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

I have Aussie Flag pillow slips, boxer shorts, a large one over the curtain, a small one on the aerial of my old car, and I just gave my friend an Aussie flag apron.

I also dug up Big Kev's corpse and stole the silk tracksuit he was buried in.

I had money riding on a draw last night though, so I really didn't need the last two goals.

xpost

― S- (sgh), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

but don't you always do the hotel thing on your anniversary?

Nope! Never done it before! Well not with Nick anyway. I've talked about it a bit tho, which may be whut yr thinking of.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 06:43 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah I just wrote me n Nick graffiti into wet cement in my street.

I'm so 70s.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

i did something very naughty on friday. now i feel guilty.....:/ hmmmm

― the ramones (joey ramone), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

Well I think I speak for us all, the ramones, when I say that we have no desire to know what you did, but would like to reassure you that you're a good person. And Trayce, I think I can add on everyone's behalf that we neither desire nor require a description of this hotel anniversary fantasy of yours.

― registered ratty (registered ratty), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:41 (eighteen years ago)

Haha! Never fear, there will be no detail. I mean, ew.

I am in a pretty bad mood today, I had dreadful nightmares and woke up having a small panic attack, and now I log on here to read JW insulting me like the funny cunt he isnt. I'm so tired of being shat on for being myself and not taking things seriously, haha isnt she a stupid cunt?

Yes, you all win, I am a stupid cunt.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

where?

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Just in I Love Games, nothing even worth bothering with - he was laughing at me because I was lazy and called the nintendo wifi USB device a "dongle" (I just happen to like the word as a generic word like "thingy" - I know full well what its actual meaning is vis a vis serial ports and use as an anti-copy device but fuck it, here I am getting pissed off because someone wants to pick on me over something like THAT!? God.)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

Its a vicious circle though - if you are easily riled by things like this (as I often am - I'm somewhat thin-skinned sometimes), and you react to it, people startin shit will love it, and just deal out even more shit at you, and on it goes.

[neil]I can't handle this.[/neil]

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

people are weird. it took me a while but i just don't let myself react to it now

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

Usually neither do I, I guess I'm just frazzled.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

Unfrazzle yourself by joining me in coveting these wonderful shoes:

http://www.zappos.com/images/718/7188439/827-183716-d.jpg

― I woke up feelin' brand new, I jumped up feeling my highs and my lows... (papa n, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

WOAH. Those are extra chunky awesome.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

I know!

― I woke up feelin' brand new, I jumped up feeling my highs and my lows... (papa n, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

we need updates from MIA mongrels. wo ist gem and buttez?

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

image search for 'm.i.a.':

http://www.morphizm.com/images/recommends/mashup/mia_arular.jpg

image search for 'm.i.a. mongrel':

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/k9z.uk/members-dogs-images/mia.jpg

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

waht can it mean?

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

Y'all ain't nothin but bitches and hos?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

hey go easy

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

Well it did look like a girl dog.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

God I'm depressed.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

that's no good :(

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

it's weird because i've spent so much time being grumpy and bitter over the last 6+ months and now i'm almost the happiest i've ever been.

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

[controversial moderator edit]

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

do i have to make every new thread request?

― molly (bulbs), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

yes

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.masslive.com/images/weblogs/movieboy/hulk2.jpg

ARRRRGH!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

they bark and root and bark and bark and root: mongrels and sheepfuxors

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

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