http://www.clerks2.com/
― exile on orchard st (sunny), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)
― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)
x-post
― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)
No retention of The Passion of the Clerks title, no credibility
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
oh right, i forgot, kevin smith is a self-aggrandizing fanboy whore. duh.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)
i recently watched about three hours of Kevin Smith doing Q&As at various college campuses on the Sundance channel, and it was really entertaining, much funnier than any of his movies have been lately.
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)
Since it's a sequel to his only good one, maybe he'll be inspired.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)
― city of gyros (chaki), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)
He was supposed to, but look what happened with Jersey Girl.
― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)
I'm still quite keen. The Q Lazzarus bit made me chuckle.
― Gukbe (lokar), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)
― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)
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― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)
― theodore (herbert hebert), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)
seconded.
i loved clerks at the time - lovedlovedloved it. the films that followed strictly obeyed the laws of diminishing returns - the last i saw was Jay & Silent Bob, and i absolutely hated it. and last time i watched clerks - it dragged. big time. i don't think i laughed once.
but rosario... that is good times...
― i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)
Access to this web page is restricted at this time. Reason: The category "Tasteless" is filtered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- URL: http://www.clerks2.com/
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)
This looks absolutely terrible, btw. But it would.
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)
― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)
― josh in sf (stfu kthx), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)
― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)
Very OTM.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)
hi dere
the myspace pages for these doods are not-unpromising
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)
― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)
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― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)
― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago)
― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 04:57 (eighteen years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 05:11 (eighteen years ago)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago)
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:38 (eighteen years ago)
― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago)
― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago)
The part in the commercial where he does Buffalo Bill is pretty funny. The rest of it, not so funny seeming.
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
In the scene that sent Siegel to the exit, the characters graphically discuss hiring a woman to perform sexual favors on a donkey. Siegel told Page Six: "It was so foul and mean and repulsive. I finally realized I could not say anything positive . . . I wasn't ready for this kind of smut . . . I hope he doesn't make any more movies."
An apoplectic Smith fired back on his MySpace blog: "Getting a bad review from Siegel is like a badge of honor. This is the guy who stole his mustachioed-critic shtick from Gene Shalit years ago, and still refuses to give it back. This is a guy who seemingly prides himself on his own nyuk-nyuk wordplay. For 'Pirates 2,' he made us all titter with 'Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Fun' . . . He made us squeal with delight when he wrote, 'Wheelie Good Time for "Cars." ' I mean, Fozzy [bleeping] Bear laughs at this guy."
And there's more: "I don't need Joel Siegel to [bleep] my [bleep] the way he apparently [bleeps] M. Night Shyamalan's, gushing over his flick ['The Lady in the Water'] before he's even seen it, but [bleep] man, man - how about a little common [bleeping] courtesy? You never, never disrupt a movie, simply because you don't like it. Cardinal rule of moviegoing: Shut your [bleeping] mouth while the movie's playing.
"I don't come down to your job and slap the taste out of your mouth for coming up with a line like, ' "Shark Tale" Is a Halibut Good Time' - so don't [bleep] with my stuff while it's still screening . . . What are you, a 12-year-old boy cutting loose with your pals at a Friday night screening of 'Scary Movie' 4' while your parents are in a theater down the hall watching 'The Devil Wears Prada'? Leave the diva-like behavior and drama-queen antics to the movie stars, not the movie reviewer, ya' rude-ass [bleep]."
Joel Siegel's outrage will probably be the only funny thing about this movie.
― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
eh? WTF? Kevin Smith can't even write a blog post, much less good dialogue or a decent movie.
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
So while I feel like my life will be a little bleaker now that I’ll never know what pun Joel would’ve dug deeply into his comedic well to produce for “Clerks II” (”‘Clerks II?’ More like ‘Jerks, Too’!”), I’ve gotta admit that I’m relieved somebody was finally offended by the flick - enough to head for the exit less than an hour in. I was beginning to think I was losing my touch.
I can’t fault Mr. Siegel for feeling “revolted” (his producer’s description of Joel’s reaction) by our flick; in truth, there is a donkey show in it, and I recognize that brand of whimsy might not be for everybody. Film appreciation is very subjective, and maybe Joel just isn’t into ass-to-mouth conversations.
― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
― mts (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago)
LI, Jersey, same thing...
― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 July 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
― mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
― Harpal (harpal), Saturday, 22 July 2006 04:59 (eighteen years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 July 2006 05:28 (eighteen years ago)
Still laughing. Hehe. (rechuckle)
― Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Saturday, 22 July 2006 05:47 (eighteen years ago)
― mts (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 22 July 2006 07:12 (eighteen years ago)
I tried revisiting the original a few months ago and couldn't get through it. But some friends I'd not seen in a while invited me to the new one, so I went last night, with zero expectations.
There were a couple of Kevin Smith-isms that bugged me, namely:
a) that all of his characters' monologues tend to have the same written voice (not really very surprising)&b) that he'll think nothing of halting the action to cram in more dialogue.
That said, I laughed my ass off for most of the movie, and I'm thinking of going again.
― Tantrum (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 22 July 2006 13:19 (eighteen years ago)
oh well. we also saw scanner darkly today and he liked that much better
― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
great, great movie. there were a few slow spots where i was thinking "okay i'm getting bored" but it all paid off eventually.
― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 24 July 2006 10:58 (eighteen years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 July 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago)
also: points subtracted for the use of "1979" for ye olde Big Emotional Driving Around Sad scene. that song -- and i should make clear that i LOVE that song -- should never, ever appear in any movie again
― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 24 July 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 24 July 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago)
also, i am totally going to this:
http://www.netflix.com/Roadshow?id=5342
― mts (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
also it should never be played anywhere again ever except your ipod. let it die.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
whas that mean?
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 24 July 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
for some reason I found myself watching this again, I didn't think it was really any better or funnier than I did the first time, but I thought the film's central message of being in your 30s as someone whose personality was set in stone at 17 and watching your friends drift away was kinda poignant. like, the vibe of "we're still cool & funny, right?", not just within the movie but the whole enterprise. taking this quirky and unusual surprise hit movie and making it into a big budget motion picture with all this forced raunchiness and unnecessary celebrity cameos, just to cover for the fact that you can't really recapture the thing that made you popular in your 20s, not to mention that even if you did most of your audience has moved on. like the LOTR dork, that's the sort of character that Kevin Smith ought to know well, yet in the movie he seems less like a comic store nerd and more like someone who is actually mentally handicapped. It misses everything that's actually funny about those people. I don't know if the movie was some intentional commentary on that idea but I guess it kinda works in a meta sense. Doesn't change that the movie is basically garbage, but it does work in this one weird way. anyway there's my 2 cents that nobody asked for.
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:40 (five years ago)