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A delayed outgrowth of the "bi desperation" (!) thread... because str8 boys are usually too uptight (girls much less so).

Anyway, my alternate Saturday nights frequently end here, telling the 32-yo deejs "yeah i saw this band when you were in jr. high" (midnight or later is best) ... patio if you smoke or don't wanna hear Anna Domino:

GAG! (next May 6)

Every other Saturday at Metropolitan in Williamsburg, FREE. DJs Cameron & Zack. Complete with obscure videos and visuals, the night draws a pretty typical mixed Williamsburg crowd, and apparently some homos do cross the river to GAG! 559 Lorimer St (Metropolitan Ave), Williamsburg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'd come if I were in NYC, dude.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

well, next time then (applies lip balm).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

a given, jaymc.

may 6 i have to go to a birthday party in, ugh, park slope. maybe i stop by before birthday. i finally managed to convince some friends to go to metropolitan with me. i was excited but then when i got there it was fucking lesbo night. damn. my friends were happy though

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

i guess it would work since i have to go to lorimer/metropolitan to get on the G train anyway

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9452/ladies2zz.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

well unless the birthday is way late, not much will be happening before @Metrop, phil.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 May 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

OMG.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Beauty Bar this Monday night, 9:30-10ish?

http://www.houseoftomorrow.com/tentacle/index.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

The Fantastic Invisible Tentacle sounds like a bad E. Gorey title (cf The Curious Sofa).

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

I think he was goin for Warhol / VU

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

are african americans allowed in there?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh that sounds like it could be fun. i thought stephen merritt did a gay party a block away on wedesdays

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

he just ummm, 'promotes' the shortguy thing at Nowhere, I don't know if he's even there most Wednesdays.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

if i feel better by then i think i'd be down

― joseph (joseph), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

i think both of my friends work there that night, so yeah... maybe.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 May 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

the shortguy thing?!

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 13 May 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

it's called Runt, and the crowd's not that short, really.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 May 2006 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

i am. i'll have to go if i ever get to NYC.

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 14 May 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to try to hit this by 10 tonight, after vintage films.

(fatigued redhead in blue button-down & khakis)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

im thinking about going.... though is drizzly....

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was just about to text you to see if you were going. i'm not far from it right now so am also considering..

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

Have fun you people.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

i might go. its only a few stops away on the L train. ive already had a few high lifes too. and its either that or play xbox

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still feeling a bit under the weather. though maybe a g&t will help put a spring in my step. hmm.

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

i'll go if you go. i dont want to go to a gay bar alone. people will think im trying to get LAID.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

okay deal. esp. since my prof doesn't seem to be posting hw assignments up tonight. but i can't stay very long anyway.

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

im just gonna finish a beer. i'll be there round 11'ish

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seriously thought about going to this because I'm unsure whether I should be afraid of Morbius or not.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

ah, well im getting on train now. would be nice to see you its been like years. i think since geetas birthday when i saw you freaking out to lcd soundsystem "yeah"

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

redhead

this is not what i was imagining at all!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

ugh drunk

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

Didn't get lucky either, huh.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh it was funny. i ran into some friends from australia who i hadn't seen in years, so i hung out with them. but they're girls!

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco was there! as well as phil-two, later! (jos unk, sorry I was leaving and didn't say hi)

It's not a gay bar, it was filled with mostly NYU kids. (They took all the candy Stephin supplied.)

Mike D, I'm nowhere as big a dick as I am online (who could be). Also, I have a funny story to tell you sometime.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't stay particularly long myself; two beers, out by 12:30.

i was gonna say hi as you were leaving morbs but you looked in a bit of a hurry. plus i wanted to ask how those arbuckle films were! i totally forgot that retro was even happening until the last day :(

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

You people!

― the pinefox (the pinefox), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

joseph, I only went to 3 of the 12 Arbuckle programs myself. Monday's finale had a couple rare talkie shorts he starred in, one of which was awful (perhaps it inspired Eric H. to proclaim Fatty less funny than Chris Farley).

As I was telling phil, this Saturday is a tough choice -- new wave night at Metropolitan, or I could get my hair cut at the gay skinhead party at the Slide:

http://buzzcocknyc.com

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

omg the flyer on that site with the guy getting his hair shaved while sucking off that dude...

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

That's so so fucking hot I obviously wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

um...good thing i'll be out of town this weekend, then. yikes.

― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 18 May 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not gay but a free haircut is tempting

― and there are lot's of other sites, but all of them are fake... (sanskrit), Thursday, 18 May 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

queer ska? redundant.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 May 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

I usta work at an ad agency w/ the guy who promotes that... yeah, free haircuts in any context.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 May 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

I skipped the oi night and just went to Metropolitan for new wave. They had Suspiria on the TV, which plays very well to the Cult, Cure and Siouxsie.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Normally I don't venture to 'events' during Gay Pride, but pairing the Hidden Cameras perv with DJ Stephin is intriguing... Joe's Pub, Friday 6/23.

http://www.joespub.com/caltool/index.cfm?fuseaction=detail&performanceID=2136

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

The new wave night is at Metropolitan tom'w, which I will head to eventually (after Daddy's, if that's where ppl are going?).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

tonight at Metropolitan, 1st anniv party for the Solid! funk/dancey night, with DJ Eugene (who is a nice dude).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

btw, the Solid! thing (Thurs) is always 2-for-1 drafts, I may check in for 4 after Mets game...

The gay punk thing tom'w has moved to the Eagle, I may finally go as former coworker has vaguely promised me drinks.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 September 2006 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Hmmmm, I might go as early as 10 for the vodka freebies.

SATURDAY, JANUARY 27
GAG! 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
10pm-4am, Free
ALL VODKA DRINKS ARE FREE FROM 10-11PM!!!

Metropolitan is located at 559 Lorimer St (btwn
Metropolitan & Devoe) in Williamsburg.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

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dunno bout you but i'm going to berghain! you are all welcome to buy plane tickets to germany and join.

― impudent harlot, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

=) hope ur having a terrific mess of a time

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

Next weekend as in the weekend after this coming one?

― Casuistry, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

well, either. I have zip planned for 17th-19th. This Saturday I was thinking of checking out the free show at the East River Amphitheatre, and going to Metrop new wave later.

http://www.ermp.org/eastriver/

I went to a birthday party at Excelsior Sunday eve -- Slope regular Tommy the Florist! He had his arm in a sling cuz he tripped over a Nestle's Quik bottlecap on the sidewalk.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

excelsior is surprisingly popular

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

oh, if anyone wanted to go to this one Thursday in W'burg, I would go:

http://myspace.com/qxbxrx

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

(i'm thinking some Thurs later this month)

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

omg, The Boys in the Band at midnight at Sunshine (if only I had known sooner).

nevtheless, I plan on being @ Metrop 'round minight (esp as the G runs all the way thru F territory this wkend).

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 11 August 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

~~(esp as the G runs all the way thru F territory this wkend)~~

of course, when i'm not there

― impudent harlot, Saturday, 11 August 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

uh i meant to italicize that wtf

― impudent harlot, Saturday, 11 August 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

yeah ih, it hasn't done that in a year!

― Dr Morbius, Sunday, 12 August 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

I'm thinking of drinking in W'burg tnite. Either Solid! @ Metropolitan, or the Cyn Lounge (see link 6 posts above).

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

I have spent the last two days schlepping about and am exhausted and just reading that made me feel achier.

― Casuistry, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

Well, for your last full day in NY it's sposed to reach 90 degrees again, schlepper.

Also, your email account is reported to be full!

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

further: Scot poppies Camera Obscura are playing at the Seaport Friday eve. less twee than Belle & Sebastian?

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

also less good (SNAPZ)

think i'm going to the bbq on sunday at metropolitan (not for the sake of meeting guys or anything oh no not me surely you jest etc)

― impudent harlot, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

Tweeness isn't B&S's problem.

― Casuistry, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

Confidential to Morbs: I am not coming into the city today, and it seems BBQ is not happening. I might be in tomorrow though for last minute meets-up with people.

― Casuistry, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

gotcha. I'll be around.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

I'm going to try to get to the Floyd bar on Atlantic tonight around 9:30-10 (the last Monday is a low-key gay night):

http://www.andrewsloat.com/lastmonday/0704.html

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 29 October 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

FAP next week!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 29 October 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

oh yeah -- post-Chelsea Girls next Sat night maybe. (It'll be new-wave night at the W'burg bar.)

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 29 October 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

the F & G trains are way fuct up this weekend, but I still will go to the Metropolitan nu-wave night's anniversary party on Sat nite (open vodka bar 10-11 and free mug shots taken).

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/events/bars-clubs/47052/gag-anniversary-party

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 22 February 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

does anyone want to go to the Metropolitan bar Sunday cookout this week, weather permitting? or should we try to engineer a nighttime gayFAP in the next month?

(also, I heard rumor Metropolitan was briefly closed by Health Dept about a month ago?)

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

it was (i was out of town, so don't blame me)

i really need to start packing for my move soon but in case i decide i'd rather do something else with my sunday, i'd be into that

― impudent harlot, Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

were they keeping the veggie burger patties near the roach poison or something?

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

apparently had to do with an expired food permit (since they have ice)

― impudent harlot, Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

If we go next month I'll be 21

― Stevie D, Saturday, 26 July 2008 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

options:

-Metrop bbq next Sun? (assuming no one wants to brave the Yo La tengo clusterfuck at McCarren ppol; I'm ambivalent)

-Last Monday at Floyd bar next week?

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

I'd drop by metrop

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

uh oh!

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

hey hey, sounds like fun! i think i can make it

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

I smell a new Sassy cover coming to newsstands soon.

― Eric H., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

We'll save the Sassy shoot for your next visit.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

i'll break my six-week stretch of not going to a gay establishment in nyc for a metro bbq if weather's nice, sure. (not bothered about YLT)

― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

what is metro bbq like

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

trendy bitches in a garden

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

the foooood

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

haha i dunno i always miss the dogs

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

burgers, hot dogs, slaw, beans

― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

veggie equiv of the first two available i think

― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

morbius maybe you should try this site www.craigslist.org

― and what, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

Your dad hasn't got the airfare.

This usually gets going around 5:30?

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

warning: Surmounter may be too hungover to attend. Anyone else? (after you cant get into McCarren)

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 23 August 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

If anyone's back from T-Give this Sat night, I should be at W'burg new wave bar.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

yay, the G runs from Coney Island thru to Wmsburg this weekend. I'll be at Metrop Sat night if Surmounter + any of you hipsters want to drink to our new right-wing senator lady.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

monthly Floyd drinky tnite:

http://www.andrewsloat.com/lastmonday/

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 29 June 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

well, there's the Frisky Disco night @ Blackout in Greenpoint on Fridays

http://blackoutbar.com/?p=678

and the flower shop.bar near me has a gay party in the basement this Thursday night.

http://www.sycamorebrooklyn.com/index.php/bar-posts/

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

Kid Congo Powers is DJing at Sycamore tonight.

http://ditmasparkblog.com/community-event/squirrelly-thurs-sycamore

Not really a FAP proposal, tho, as I am getting this damn sore throat.

― already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

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