kissing: the dreaded 'nothin but cheek'

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just push a guy away or some shit! it would be less embarassing. arrrr gurlz!!!!!!!

― yuengling participle (rotten03), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

at college everyone air-kissed. all the time.

― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

no not air kissing, i mean when you lean in to kiss gurlz and they turn their heads so you get the cheek. why do people do this? i'm not your grandma!

― yuengling participle (rotten03), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's when they don't want -- actually, i'm self-censoring now.

― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

If you're good at it though, cheek leads to ear and neck.

― Jaq (Jaq), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

huh? so you expect every woman you meet to give you a full on snog with dripping gob?! good luck.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Because kissing on the cheek is rapidly becoming a standard kind of thing to do as a goodbye/hello and it's the easiest way to not totally explicitly diss you??? (btw Why don't guy kiss other guys on the cheek, if we're all so French and sophisticated now?)

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

one for a noise dude

― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ordredesaintjean.asso.fr/site/commanderie/legion/img/1.jpg

― Ed (dali), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, this is ultra-dud. What's better is when you go for a polite peck-on the cheek and they redirect you to the mouth.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I shall try this in the future, then!

(though actually I prefer the Masonic Grip Of Death that Ed posted.)

― Here I Go, Higher! Higher! (kate), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, the cheek-bussing thing is such a transparent way to get close to hott mouths without owning up to the desire for it, i mean i'm all for dishonest courtship but the asymmetry involved makes me wonder how the platonic pretense (in the UK and US) has even held up this long

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

there really is no way to avoid the possibility of failure when attempting the kiss, is there. ask first and you look like a nebbish whose mother picks out his clothes. don't ask and you stand a good chance of getting Cheeked. next time i'm just going to grab some tit and see if my hand gets redirected to the shoulder or something

― yuengling participle (rotten03), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

repeat after me: PUT. THEIR HANDS. ON YOUR ASS.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

wow Tracey you new york city girls sure are forward! it's hard to do when you're sitting in a cab, but OK i'll try it.

― yuengling participle (rotten03), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Men are so confusing.

― Here I Go, Higher! Higher! (kate), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

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