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Rep. Patrick Kennedy is checking himself into a rehabilitation unit, CNN learns.

JW (Yay RI [-; ) (ex machina), Friday, 5 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.worldwide-web.com/JeffreyBabad/Simpsons/Quimby/quimby.gif

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 May 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

this moved pretty quickly from "i wasn't drunk" to "i was on prescription pills" to "uh, I don't remember the ENTIRE DAY"

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

"may all your disgraces be private"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't remember the day either. Should I go into rehab?

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 5 May 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

I am more appalled that Ted wrote a children's book narrated by his dog.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

And should a man famous for driving his car into a river really be naming his dog Splash?

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

i think he might have been famous for being a kennedy before that

-+-+-+++- (ooo), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Copper comes from Arizona
Peaches come from Georgia
Lobsters come from Maine
The wheat fields are the sweet fields of Nebraska
And Kansas gets bonanzas from the grain
Ol' whiskey comes from ol' Kentucky
Ain't the country lucky?
New Jersey gives us glue
And you come from Rhode Island
And Rhode Island is famous for you
Cotton comes from Louisiana
Gophers from Montana
And spuds from Idaho
They plow land in the cow land of Missouri
Where most beef meant for roast beef seems to grow
Grand canyons come from Colorado
Gold comes from Nevada
Divorces also do
And you come from Rhode Island
And Rhode Island is famous for you
Pencils come from Pennsylvania
Vests from Vest Virginia
Tents from Tentassee
They know mink where they grow mink in Wyomink
A camp chair in New Hampchair - That's for me
Minnows come from Minnowsota
Coats come from Dakota But why should you be blue?
For you - you come from Rhode Island
little ol' Rhode Island
And little ol' Rhode Island is famous for you

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, you're right, he was famous for cheating on a Harvard exam.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

tokyo cunga

-+-+-+++- (ooo), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

>:(

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 6 May 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Teddy's got brain cancer

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1808037,00.html

gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

wow. I just saw him a few months ago at an obama campaign rally as well. It was pretty exciting!

akm, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

Somehow I'd missed he was first elected in 1962. Crazy.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

due to that longevity, Ted has done more for this country than the rest of the clan combined. well, except Jack saved our asses in Oct '62 whereas Nixon wd've fried us.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

Teddy - they didn't shoot him

gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

I saw him the weekend before last at a hotel downtown when my parents were visiting. He didn't look well.

ENBB, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

teddy hasn't looked well since pre-chappaquiddick.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

We do these things not because they are easy, but because we just don't give a shit.

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

At least he's going out in style.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

This makes me kind of sad. Ive always had a soft spot for TeddyK.

sunny successor, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

morbs OTM. ted kennedy doesn't deserve a third of the shit he gets.

espec compared to st. bobby, whose admittedly tragic death obscured the fact that he was a complete shit until, like, the last 4 or 5 months of his life.

J.D., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

or as Gore Vidal called RFK, a phony little Torquemada.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

morbs, we don't give a shit about gore vidal

gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

Is that a Royal we? Gore Vidal is at least mildly entertaining with the patrician gay touch of Highsmith/history prof thing he's got a gaun' on.

suzy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

that's a we for Americans who don't prefer another country

gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://individual.utoronto.ca/salvo/samflag.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

Sen. Robert Byrd breaks down in tears when discussing Kennedy on the Senate floor. Says “Thank God for you, Ted” and “I love you.”

deej, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/05/17/1211048397_5295.jpg

Sen. Robert Byrd Ben Affleck breaks down in tears when discussing Kennedy on the Senate floor. Says “Thank God for you, Ted” and “I love you.”

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

Morbs was fine to post that.

Gab, stick to what you personally believe and don't even pretend there's a 'we' you represent - you're too much of a loner to get by with that, or somehow you have the full backing of non-expat Amurrrica but ehhh, don't think so somehow.

suzy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, or create another gratuitous campaign thread you can jizz over.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

Suzy's right: Alfred also cares about Gore Vidal.

jaymc, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

gabb otm

bnw, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

how did I KNOW this was going to start?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

Since I know little about Bay Colony politics, can a homegrown citizen give me an idea -- without consulting Wikipedia -- of Ted's legislative accomplishments? I'm genuinely interested.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

suzy, i'm sorry if the royal mien of my extremely excellent opinions cramp your style, but i assure you that your objections and epithets will not stand in the way of my continuing to give them their fullest exercise

gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

if that's your idea of a good time

J.D., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

"what was truly singular about robert kennedy (was that) he aroused extravagant political hopes while standing opposed to all that was best and most promising in his day. ... he was a man who regarded grass-roots movements as something for 'the professionals' to bring under control, who spent most of his adult life envisioning this republic turned into a hideous sparta. ... he was a man so thoroughly estranged from the principles of a democratic republic that the foolish left-wing journalists, who think the constitution a bankers' plot, saw in kennedy another julius caesar come to rescue the peasantry from republican trammels. that estrangement revealed itself even in kennedy's best moments, for while he calculated how to serve a corrupt party oligarchy he offered his compassion to its most conspicuous victims, the benevolence of a prince toward his impotent subjects." -- walter karp, harper's, 1978

J.D., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

That Karp book we always cite, J.D., has some damning stuff on Teddy, who, according to Karp, represented the revenge of the Democratic establishment on the dense insurgent Jimmy Carter. I always thought this line was too easy. Counter-arguments welcome.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

Ted's legislative accomplishments? I'm genuinely interested.

It isn't a legislative accomplishment, but against a very strong (and self-serving) tide among Democrats, Kennedy openly and vocally opposed the Iraq War. That took political courage. So if your question is, more broadly, "Why does Ted Kennedy matter?," I think that's a good example of why he does.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

alfred: i think karp's argument is more that a vain TK was being used by the dem establishment as a weapon against carter than that he was himself a reactionary (kennedy, after all, was more liberal than carter).

J.D., Wednesday, 21 May 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://thepage.time.com/2008/05/26/sen-kennedy-completes-massachusetts-sailing-race/

gabbneb, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

Ted's been rushed to the hospital...

Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 September 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://thepage.time.com/senator-kennedy-returns-to-senate/

gabbneb, Monday, 17 November 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

Sen. Ted Kennedy collapsed Tuesday during a luncheon held in President Barack Obama's honor hours after the nation's first African-American president was sworn in.

CNN reported that Kennedy, who is being treated for a brain tumor, suffered a "seizure" and was still suffering seizures as he was put into a wheelchair and taken out of the luncheon.

In his address to the luncheon shortly before 3 p.m., Obama said his prayers were Kennedy and his family.

CNN said paramedics were called at 2:35 p.m.

velko, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

What an attention hog.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

Ted said to be speaking in hospital, doing "well"

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

just like rosemary kennedy

velko, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)


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