Take Sides - Cool Hand Luke v. Shawshank Redemption

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Prison movies.

George Kennedy v. Morgan Freeman

Tim Robbins v. Paul Newman

Warden Norton v. The Captain

Carr v. Byron Hadley

Totally different movies, but take a stab.

Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

yer kidding, right?

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

totally fascinating story in either gq or esquire a little while back about the guy who wrote the book cool hand luke. his story is amazing. not that stephen king hasn't had a fascinating life...

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Sort of...I just finished watching Luke and just figured I'd throw it out for the random person who might pref. Shawshank.

Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

i could probably name at least 50 prison movies that are better than the shawshank redeption. not that it's horrible or anything, but it doesn't raise the bar very high. Not like Cool Hand Luke did. Or Penitentiary 3. Or a zillion others. it's heartwarming though.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Why is Shawshank Redemtion ALWAYS on TNT? We used to joke about it when we used to have cable, and then, years later, we got cable again and... there it was!!! Shawshank Redemtion : Basic Cable :: Weekend at Bernies : Cinemax circa 1991.

Shawshank Redemtion is fine. Cool Hand Luke is incredible.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Sunday, 7 May 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

This is the unfairest fight since Paul Newman thought he'd have a go at big George.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 7 May 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Always wanted to try the fifty egg challenge.

ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Sunday, 7 May 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

I wasn't up for a good one today, you all! I'm hungover!

It was kind of unfair setting up a nice little movie like Shawshank for such an assikicking.

Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 8 May 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

Shawshink, bitches

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

reducing either film to "prison movie" elements deserves 2 weeks in the hole

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

I sometimes try to draw inspiration from that CHL fight sequence, like "I'm going to keep getting back up, even though I know I'm just going to go down again a second later." Sort of a reverse Chumbawamba, if you will.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 8 May 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

Luke is good but overrated (too heavy on the Christ symbolism), but Shawshank is appalling -- as Sarris wrote, a fairytale for yuppies.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

What we have here is failure to communicate.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

is there something wrong with a fairytale for yuppies other than the fact that you're not a yuppie (and you don't like fairytales?)?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes if you wanna talking about raising the bar for prison films!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0272020/
They launch rocks into the warden's office with a trebuchet and hijack a helicopter! Fuck yeah.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

I just don't like prison movies that look like Hallmark cards (even with tasteful long-shot rapes) and end with someone getting rich, kinda like Arthur.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S NOT A FUCKING PRISON MOVIE

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

AINT NOTHIN BUT, AND A CRAP ONE

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

so The Crying of Lot 49 is a Postal Service Novel, right?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

I seriously dislike both of them, although Luke gets points for being the only film for which an actor won an Academy Award for an egg-eating contest.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

besides Raging Bull?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

but George Kennedy (the Oscar winner) didn't eat the eggs!

I was freaked out that I knew the Lalo Schifrin chain-gang music as the WABC New York Eyewitness News theme.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

George Kennedy was far better in The Naked Gun series.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

W.A. Mozart >>>>>>>>>>>>> Lalo Schifrin

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303852955.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.gif

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 8 May 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

I think that what we have here is failure to communicate.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

I think what we have here is an awesome soundtrack.

http://www.musicstrands.com/coverm/48/221248.jpg

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...
Revive because the director of [i]Cool Hand Luke[i/] has passed on:

(Stuart) Rosenberg had found the novel, written by Donn Pearce, at Pickwick Bookstore in Hollywood and brought it to Jack Lemmon's production company.

"It was the first time I had come across an existentialist hero — not an antihero — in American literature," he told the New York Times in 1968.

Nominated for the Directors Guild Award but losing to Mike Nichols and "The Graduate," Rosenberg would direct Newman three more times, in "WUSA" (1970), "Pocket Money" (1972) and "The Drowning Pool" (1975).

"He was as good as anybody I ever worked with," Newman, who has been directed by Martin Scorsese, George Roy Hill and Sidney Lumet among others, said in a statement Saturday.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 March 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

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gershy, Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.prisonflicks.com/images/kira1.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 March 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

btw, morbius has more yuppie issues than most people, but you may want to check yrself before attacking (purported) yuppie fairy tales...

It has been a long time since Hollywood has spent itself so extravagantly, and to such entertaining effect, upon a straight upper-crust fable, an unblushing apologia for plutocracy. It has been a long time since Hollywood has spent itself so extravagantly, and to such entertaining effect, upon a straight upper-crust fable, an unblushing apologia for plutocracy. It has been a long time since Hollywood has spent itself so extravagantly, and to such entertaining effect, upon a straight upper-crust fable, an unblushing apologia for plutocracy. It has been a long time since Hollywood has spent itself so extravagantly, and to such entertaining effect, upon a straight upper-crust fable, an unblushing apologia for plutocracy. It has been a long time since Hollywood has spent itself so extravagantly, and to such entertaining effect, upon a straight upper-crust fable, an unblushing apologia for plutocracy.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

Did any of you ever see the Cool Hand Luke parody on SNL where a beret-and-stripe-shirt-wearing Bill Murray wants to escape from French summer camp to go to the nearby American-Indian-named camp and make lanyards like normal kids and after his escape is foiled camp warden Strother Martin says "What we have here is a failure to communicate bilingually"?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Shawshank Summarized in a minute:

youcangoyourownway, Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

shawshank sure is soppy

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

like I said upthread, George Kennedy in The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear >>>> Cool Hand Luke

I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

Yep.

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

dopes.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

What are some other good prison movies? Seriously, I have no clue!

PAM PAM PAM PAM (u s steel), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

Besides "Caged Heat" exploitation style, I mean...

PAM PAM PAM PAM (u s steel), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

Brute Force

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

The Great Escape is the dopest prison movie imo, if you count a POW camp as a prison

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

Shawshank Redemption lacks any style whatsoever. I have no idea why it's the most popular movie on imdb for like five years running.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

Millennials like pretty, redemptive prison fables

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

What are some other good prison movies? Seriously, I have no clue!

THE CON FILM FESTIVAL

http://www.filmforum.org/films/con.h(most, but not all, have the big house as primary location)

Dr Morbius, Friday, 17 April 2009 12:44 (sixteen years ago)

Tango and Cash

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 17 April 2009 12:48 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Longest Yard
Papillon
Midnight Express
Brubaker
Kiss of the Spiderwoman
In the Name of the Father
Dead Man Walking

her lover who appeared to come from her behind on a car (KMS), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

I finally watched Shawshank Redemption all the way through a couple of weeks ago. I can understand The Godfather and The Godfather, Part II being so high on the IMDB list, but I do not get the Shawshank Redemption being number one, other than Pavlovian conditioning from incessant repetition on on cable tv.

her lover who appeared to come from her behind on a car (KMS), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

not surprised that a revenge fantasy would top the list of best movies ever on a website most frequented by internet nerds

dayo, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

to answer this thread's question: cool hand luke and it's not even fucking close.

as to shawshank: the most aggressively mediocre & mawkish film i've seen yet. i wasn't terribly interested in it when it first came out, but broke down and watched it after enduring 18 years of gushing accolades & i wanted to see if i missed anything. turns out i hadn't ... morbz is absolutely right, this film is just a fairy tale for yuppies. i bet Tim Geithner and countless Goldman Sachs alumni love its message that not only is financial fraud unpunished and "victimless" but hey its perpetrators can console themselves if its collateral consequences are good (the prisoners stopped boning and shanking each other and got themselves an education and books b/c Tim Robbins enabled the warden to launder money so yay!) but i guess it's better than Darabond & King's other stinky turd the green mile b/c at least there's no "Magic Negro" nonsense here.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 28 May 2012 07:38 (thirteen years ago)

and also, this thread (and shawshank) are responsible for this post which summed up the very essence of gabbnebbery for one and all to behold:

is there something wrong with a fairytale for yuppies other than the fact that you're not a yuppie (and you don't like fairytales?)?
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, May 8, 2006 8:40 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 28 May 2012 07:40 (thirteen years ago)

like alex in nyc said countless times (and i can think of few other instances where repeating his quote is so serving), "raise your standards people!"

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 28 May 2012 07:43 (thirteen years ago)

Tim Robbins, the Magic Honky.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

"Shawshank is just an R rated Disney film"

Cunga, Monday, 28 May 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

aggressively mediocre

This phrase (perfect to describe Shawshank AND ESPECIALLY its fan base) got the near-parallel phrase "deliberate mediocrity" from an old AVC column echoing in my head: http://www.avclub.com/article/the-gentlemans-f-and-the-scourge-of-deliberate-med-91737

The disparity between Shawshank's undying popular deification and cinephiles' continued dismissiveness is the perfect cultural stalemate of our era. The abortion debate has more middle ground than this middlebrow avatar.

(Yes, I found myself in a pointless Shawshank argument recently.)

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 14:05 (ten years ago)

to answer this thread's question: cool hand luke and it's not even fucking close.

^ this

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)


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