Banana Guard

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FACED WITH THE BANANA ARMOUR, NICK KNEW NOT WHAT TO THUNK.

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My girlfriend just asked me to buy her one of these to protect her banana. Why on earth did the manufacturers decide to call it a "Banana Guard" when "Banana Armour" is not only a catchier advertising brand hook but also has a very pleasant assonance which makes people smile. And is a wicked pun. Advertising people are fucking thick.

As for concerns as to whether all bananas would fit, I considered this, and a straight banana can fit in the straight end, a bent banana in the bent end, and a very long banana is probably just pliable enough to camber slightly to fit.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:22 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking this was another thread about how Mark E Smith should wear a face shield

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:29 (twenty years ago)

GET THOSE FOOKIN' BANANAS OUT OF HERE

http://www.ginosprio.com/_images/Mark+E+Smith_bySprio.jpg

― Bring Me The Head of ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:30 (twenty years ago)

A girl I work with has one. It's purple.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

Are you sure it's not something else?

― The Notorious ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

At work?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

I want one. i throw so many bananas away cos they have gotten all battered n my bag I feel my quality of life would icnrease exponentially as a result.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

The only detractor is that it has holes which allow the stench of over-ripe bananas to waft out and attack unsuspecting migraine sufferers.

― Hard like (banana) armour (Hard like armour), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/njsouthall/bananaarmour.jpg
Warum ist die Banane krumm?

― Redd Temple Player (TowHeaded O.G.) (Ken L), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 04:44 (twenty years ago)

The gorilla does not know how!

― Redd Temple Player (TowHeaded O.G.) (Ken L), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

"it's even curved toward the face to make the whole process that much easier"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 04:50 (twenty years ago)

WAHT

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Ally otm.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

"WAHT"

See the Atheists Nightmare thread.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Thursday, 11 May 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

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