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Zoologists have described the first new genus of African monkey in 83 years. The new species, named Rungwecebus kipunji, is so different from other monkeys that a new grouping had to be specially created.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/12/new_monkey_genus/

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

i hate monkeys

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

you're just jealous

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Writing in the journal Science Express, zoologists from the Wildlife Conservation Socity, Yale, the Field Museum of Natural History, and the University of Alaska say the most distinctive characteristics of Rungwecebus are its white mohawk and "honk-bark" call.

http://www.stickerchick.com/ZooCrew/CEI0146.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

i hate monkeys

Didn't you read the article? This one's different!

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

monkey bad

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

It's a 'scamp'

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

hail to the chimp

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://sithoughts.mu.nu/archives/Evilmonkey.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

That was inevitable.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

hes pointing at you

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

dude stole his bongos

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/recon83/00000372.gif

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

I like monkeys I dislike family guy if that's what it's from (looks ugly enough)

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

I like monkeys very much, and I'm glad there's a new one.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Ha! It thinks it's people!

May 9, 2006—Monkeys drink more alcohol when housed alone, and some like to end a long day in the lab with a boozy cocktail, according to a new analysis of alcohol consumption among members of a rhesus macaque social group....

[...]

"It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, and vomit," Chen added. "In a few of our heavy drinkers, they would drink until they fell asleep."

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Monkey X-games

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eatmybomb.com/wp-content/Monkey%20Center.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

This won't surprise the good people of Baralapokhari...
Hopped up monkeys go ape

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Second thing that strikes me about that article...where can I get some Pana?

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Monkeys prefer tea, everybody knows that

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2005/03/01/gallery_shifter_400_400x300.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

your #1 source for all primate and simian-related news: http://monkeywire.org/

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

is that second one a simpsons monkey? it looks much nicer

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/gregory/planet_of_the_apes_issue_1.jpg

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

RJG, yes. see dr nick?

finally the two animals that gross me out come together in art:

http://pinkbunny.org/bbkhawaiipics/mmbsurf1.gif

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

And combined they would make a molphin.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

you mean a pooptossingrapist

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

yikes

http://www.gentheoryrubbish.com/archives/images/Sunderland_TeamJ.jpg

ok, im done grossing myself out.

final word. the only acceptable monkey:

http://www.sendit.com/img/ldimg/zones_img/monkey/season01.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Probably the only monkey you can use as a shower gel...
http://images.northamerica.lush.com/zoom/2394.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://images.northamerica.lush.com/btitle/2394.jpg!!!

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

dammit i'm fckng this up...sorry it's been a very long week...
http://images.northamerica.lush.com/btitle/2394.jpg
!!!

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/steve_bell/2003/07/04/bell.jpg

yeah yeah politicspaws I know

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I have a soft spot for this one - Bush's visit to India
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/steve_bell/2006/02/28/steve.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok last one

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/steve_bell/2005/12/02/camelove512.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/ettiem/Whiplash.jpg

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Monkeys! Question for Martial Artists

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 13 May 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 13 May 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

!?!??!!!?!??!!

Okay, one last try

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 13 May 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

WHOA, that IS a dude in a monkey suit right?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 13 May 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Macaca_fuscata_juvenile_yawning.jpg

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 4 May 2018 19:32 (seven years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Macaca_fuscata_juvenile_yawning.jpg

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 4 May 2018 19:32 (seven years ago)

http://www.snowmonkeyresorts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/2013168201875.jpg

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 4 May 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

http://www.thetravelmentor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jigokudani_snow_monkey_park_nagano_japan.jpg

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 4 May 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O-_XNU3ERU0/maxresdefault.jpg

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 4 May 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HY9Cv78lv_k/Vxzi1U8j1fI/AAAAAAAACMA/KFctbzB9eI0pJlck5JtJRUYe6yJxc5cyQCLcB/s1600/00000.jpeg

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 4 May 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)

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