Weirdest/funniest/meanest/most interesting thing someone has done to you after you fell asleep in a public/inappropriate place

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Inspired by myself falling asleep while waiting for a table in the Diner in Adams Morgan last night. It was 4am to be fair. I woke up to find a selection of photos taken on my camera by my friends who had removed said camera from my pocket and proceeded to take photos of my (be-jeaned) crotch and of themselves simulating blow jobs on me.

I know that's not particularly great so I want to hear better ones.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Monday, 15 May 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

left me behind on this planet. :(

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 15 May 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think anything has been done to me but once on a school trip this guy next to me fell asleep so i put noodles on the front of his cap and made him a sign saying "i am a wanker". i still have the photo of it somewhere.

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 15 May 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

Friend of mine lost an eyebrow after falling asleep at a party. I should've helped him, but I was too busy laughing. He looked like the terminator when they’d finished with him.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

this bro who lived down the hall from me in college once came home late, completely plastered, and passed out face down on his bed. his head was shaved, so his roommates took a sharpie and wrote "I

― gear (gear), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

Photographed me, and burned it onto a CD, and mailed it to me. My face was red. Figuratively and literally.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

'and wrote i........' what? suck goats? enjoy posting pictures of myself into readers' wives? finish that sentence.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

well that was weird...

wrote "I (heart) COCK" on the back of his head. he went to class, had to write something on the board for some reason, and lolz were resultant...

― gear (gear), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

You wrote <3 instead of (heart), didn't you

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

yes....

― gear (gear), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

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