public urination

if you're facing this, and your source for the sex offender rumor is at all credible, you need to talk to a lawyer

period

if this is who I think it is, you write me about this, court without a lawyer is a bad scene

i wasted my pre-trial diversion thing on shoplifting misdemeanor in 2002 :( will they be harder on me for this??

my roommate told me about an arrest citation he got for having a dog without a leash or something, he said he was poor cuz hes a student & the judge gave him "1 day jail suspended sentence" which means if he ever gets sent to jail for anything else theyll add a day

I just recently peed on one of the Senate office buildings on Independence Ave. I felt very liberated.

what happened ?

if you go to court for this you aren't looking hard enough for a good spot

crucial: a pal covering for you

my friend did this outside a sandwich shop and wasnt allowed to go there for a year afterwards

(that was a judge's ruling, not the anger of the sandwich shop owner)

I got an £80 fine and a night in the cells once. The fact I was completely drunk had more to do with the latter than the p.u.

i got caught doing it in a really stupid place. i went to court and explained to the judge that everything was closed and i was on the verge of having an accident. he laughed and told me to pay like $20 instead of the $200 the ticket said.

i never paid it. :(

Is that how you got your online name? (xpost)

I pissed on Nelson's Column once, TAKE THAT IMPERIALISM.

I have taken to calling people out for this in my neighborhood. I mean, it's downtown Manhattan, there are a billion bars with a billion restrooms. Any non-homeless person peeing on the sidewalk is clearly just fronting.

(I think I've only urinated in "public" once as an adult, at an overcrowded house party with a half-hour bathroom line, and I waited forever and agonized about it before sneaking off down the back alley and going behind a dumpster. The police rolled up behind me before I finished, but they were just coming by to issue a warning about deck capacities.)

never been to court for it, but a Tijuana police officer did rob me at gunpoint for doing this 10 years ago. I too had the decency to find a dimly lit alley, but if I recall, it was in front of the dumpster and not behind it.

I pretty much live on 'pee alley' in the Mission.

Once in NYC my friend and I were peeing in an alley downtown (on our way to the subway late night in an unfamiliar environment) and had cops roll up on us. They drove past the alley in an unmarked car, reversed, turned off their lights and started heading towards us, *totally* creeping us out (had *no* idea they were cops).
Followed by about 5-10 minutes of a tough lady cop feeding us a bunch of classic lines we will never forget: "Oh, coupla' California boys huh?" "Ahh... so it is, so it is" (when checking our IDs) "Hmm.. I wouldn't know. I'm not from AROUND here." (when we asked if we were close to the subway).
Turns out they thought we were tagging and she was *pissed* when they didn't find any spray cans or paint on our hands, and they just sent us on our way.
The end.

But yes, I do this frequently. I think it's sort of an accepted necessity when you end up in remote parts of a city after closing hours. Just be smart about it, right?

well, this revive was brought to you by a drunk guy peeing on a busy corner at 8:30 on a Sunday

xp chinavision: I once left a toilet (long story) on Capp St. in the Mission (just north of 16th). I doubt it stayed there for very long, but maybe some people got to use it and feel a bit more dignified.

i saw a lady poop on the sidewalk once

in Dublin there was nowhere to piss once shops etc close, total nightmare as bars don't want to let you in or they're all closed by the time you're coming home, hence have urinated in public tons of times. one time a police officer caught me and gave me a sort of lecture ending with "does your mother work?" "yes." "what if your mother had to open her shop front tomorrow and someone had pissed on it?" and I said "she works in a shopping centre so it could never happen." he actually lolled a bit and let me off, which was cool.

have to say I think cities can't be strict on this unless they're providing as many good usable non rape zone public toilets as possible.

i got caught doing it in a really stupid place. i went to court and explained to the judge that everything was closed and i was on the verge of having an accident. he laughed and told me to pay like $20 instead of the $200 the ticket said.

i never paid it. :(

― rockapads, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
Is that how you got your online name? (xpost)

― StanM, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

LMFAO

Yesterday I watched a guy in a silver BMW pull into the pay lot across the street from our place, park in the far back corner and jump out to very obviously p.u. Well screened I guess, since there's a retaining wall and a building there, but still. Since Seattle sold off and removed all its space-aged self-cleaning public toilets, there's been a whole lot more of this in my neighborhood, mostly in alleys. But one guy whipped it out against the side of Elliott Bay Books just as I was walking past - had to step across the stream as it headed toward the subgrade steps going to the lower level cafe. I made the mistake of saying "dude that is just gross", which caused him to turn toward me, still pissing. D.N.W.

similar thing happened to me i think two years ago. i went to take the garbage out and a car was driving through the alley. he stopped and opened his door and i thought he was just dropping someone off. it was getting dark and his headlights were bright so i couldn't see him or what he was doing at all until he saw me and said "oh i am so so sorry. soooo sorry." i was like "what?" thinking maybe he'd run over a cat and thought it was mine? then i realized. i felt bad for him because i wouldn't have known if he hadn't said anything but he probably thought i could see him the whole time.

also witnessed this yesterday because i go to farmers' market before all the homeless people wake up. as i was coming home the guy who always sleeps on the steps of a catholic high school was awake and painting a wall. i think he saw me staring at him but didn't seem to care. i should have asked him to write my name :)

once in chicago i was stuck in traffic in the middle of the day on the inbound kennedy expressway (carpool lanes) and i saw a guy pull over to the shoulder and piss against the median, using his car as a shield.

he saw me and said "oh i am so so sorry. soooo sorry."

ha, see, this is all I ask for, that people at least feel bad and apologetic about it. manhattan going-out neighborhood = dudes come in from elsewhere and seem to view the urination as some form of joyful, robust self-expression or something, like it's cool.

As the passenger in a car on the LIE I once had to go to the bathroom so badly that I just couldn't wait and the nearest exit was too far. I wound up peeing in an empty cup that was in the car but got caught by the ppl in the only other car on the road at 2:00 AM who happened to catch up with us just then. Tbh I think I was too proud of my awesome feat (which was pretty difficult to manage) to be as embarassed as I might have otherwise been.

a year or so ago, I caught this big Ethiopian dude who was patronizing the bar across the alley from my practice space about to piss in my doorway. He was apologetic, though because he was drunk and English wasn't his native language, it took a little bit of explaining and gesturing to convey, "Bad idea, dude." I think I told him to go piss against one of the cars in the dealership lot across the street.

let's be fair here: peeing outside is awesome

peeing in my doorway is not awesome

i'm not saying it's okay if people see you/catch you in the act--it's totally lame--but peeing outside, everyone: fucking awesome.

doorway peeing: not awesome

i was pretty impressed by this homeless guy because he managed to do it in a way that looked like he was just slowly strolling along. if you drove by in a car you'd have no idea.

ENBB

please tell me you have a penis

xp nath: that's horrible ... it reminds me a news story I remember from when I was a kid, about this mother that made her daughter stand on the street in a halloween pig costume holding a sign saying "I am a stupid pig." (or something like that) for some minor infraction. As far as discipline goes, public humiliation is the most upsetting to me to see.

Incongruous public piss artist once prompted me and friend to say 'how did you manage to locate it?' as we walked past; guy got embarrassed and was all 'sorry sorry sorry' as we were laughing.

xxpost If I think about it too much, I start to cry.

But anyway! I peed on the street once. Middle of the night after clubbing. Boy did it feel gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

I and my better half were driving back from Las Vegas from his brother's wedding (the road is long stretches of nothing) and I had an unfortunate female issue at the time, and we were regularly pulling over by the side of highway for me to pee.

kind of embarrassing but late night on the NYC subway i once pissed off that little platform between subway cars. was very drunk and we had a long train ride back to wherever i was staying

was a moving train obv

glad you didn't hit the third rail duder!

wooohhf yea me too, didn't even think of that

they did a mythbusters on that. i think they concluded that you wouldn't get shocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr2yUWP5ke4

worst example: I was waiting for pizza at a local place with no public restroom, and figured out they were just putting my pie in the oven. Wandered next door to a notoriously shitty bar, walked through and determined the restroom was occupied or completely unusable. Walked out the back door and pissed on the dumpster. Might have been acceptable had this not been 7pm.

best example: I have been out drinking with friends in Chicago, and end up walking alone to find the train stop. Bladder alerts me that my navigation skills better hurry up. I give up and wander down an alley that overlooks the freeway to piss before finally determining the train stop was underground.

I was in Mexico on vacation, and at a beach with just my sister and her husband, and we were about to leave, so I went around a rock (out of view) and took my trunks off to change back into shorts, and let loose with a whiz while naked, and since I had a Corona in hand I drank that while peeing, which amused me at the time (beer filter!).

At another time I was attending an art walk in West Hollywood and had gotten kind of buzzed from the wine/etc they put out, so I decided to nap in my car before driving home. I woke up around midnight with a powerful need to pee but nothing was open at this time, so I decided I'd wander the nabe until I found a safe spot. They were no secluded business areas, but the residential streets near there were dark and deserted, and many of the properties had tall hedges right at the sidewalk (I'm talking 8 feet tall), so I went against a hedge while continuing to walk so that if anyone saw me it wouldn't look suspicious. I figured dogs go there all the time, so no big deal.

Speaking of cities smelling of pee, some parts of melbourne's cbd reek of horse piss, because we have all these damn horse and buggy tourist rides that flump up and down swanston and st kilda rd, dropping steaming puddles of piss all over. It stinks so bad.

I have a feeling peeing in public in aus is somewhat overlooked as a "boys will be boys" thing, as you see it a lot and I cant think of anyone I know being done for it by the cops - though i'm sure that must happen. Probably only if you're aboriginal or something knowing our cops.

When I was staying in SF it was in a hotel that was apparently on the edge of the downtown toward the Tenderloin area (Hotel Metropolis I think?) and when I walked out the front door a couple mornings, there was a guy hosing off the sidewalk. It wasn't until I really thought about it that it seemed suspicious..

on the joys of peeing outside but not in public per se, for a year or so i lived by myself in a sort of shack in the woods, which was completely shielded from the road. especially at night, when it was just dark dark dark out there. my routine on arriving home in the evening included a stop at the side of the driveway for a good leisurely whiz while gazing at the stars. it was hokily territorial, but satisfying. (same place, i'd often just go and pee off the porch during the day. the toilet seemed unnecessary for such purposes.)

this reminds me of university 'Recovery BBQs' where loads of dudes would get around pissing their pants all day

Ha yeah thats what I'm talking about: last years St Jerome's laneway fest apparently didnt cater too well for toilets. I heard guys in queues for bands/booze would just get their wangs out and pee where they stood :/

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/new_jersey/man-accused-of-urinating-on-women-in-jersey-city-20100317-akd

OXNY.COM - Police in Jersey City have arrested an ex-con they say has been urinating on women at a bus stop in Journal Square, a source said Wednesday.

Nitinkumar Patel, 27, has urinated on at least seven women in the last three months, a law enforcement source said.

He was caught Wednesday morning while urinating on a 16-year-old girl at the bus stop, a law enforcement source said.

Two victims have identified Patel, the source said.

He spent almost six years in prison for aggravated assault convictions, according to the New Jersey Department of Corrections. Patel was released in January 2009.

you know I just assumed this thread was being revived because of St. Patrick's Day (on which I'm pretty sure I saw an actual cop pissing on a wall in my neighborhood, a COP)

I'm just trying to work on the logistics of this: like,

He was caught Wednesday morning while urinating on a 16-year-old girl at the bus stop, a law enforcement source said.

so did the girl call the cops, and then patiently wait for them to get there while Patel continued his heinous act? did Patel actually have that much urine in his system? he's only 27 - isn't he concerned about pissing away the best years of his life?

i just envisioned myself getting pissed on a bus stop and can't decide whether i would get on him citizen's arrest style or just feel so confused and ashamed that i let him go

i also wonder if he is related to peepoop patel

recalls the classic dave chappelle bit about r. kelly

peepoop's brother peepee

harbl you should carry around a taser - when this happens, zap the stream

Or just carry around a little baggie full of water & one of those fish that swims up your urethra.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/Yetsu/The%20Waterflower%20Front/Throw-pokeball.gif

i feel like the chance of this happening to me is not low enough for comfort so maybe i should get a taser, yeah

if i get a urethra fish i'd be afraid of it getting loose

http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/61d2583039e2c4392ae7452f31d53f981227340500_full.jpg

l-r: harbl, candira

If public urination and defecation are illegal, does it follow that pissing and shitting your pants in public are also illegal or is the combination of exposure/littering the real offense?

As someone who used to have to walk through an alley beside a bus stop to reach our apt door, I will tell you that all you alley pee-ers are disgusting savages.

murder vs suicide

i saw a lady poop on the sidewalk once

― rent, Monday, September 21, 2009 6:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

underrated post

haha I was gonna repost that. I too saw a lady poop on the sidewalk once, in midtown Manhattan.

it's the "lady" that makes it

Rule of a Lady
No. 002

Pooptrait of a Lady

S/D: GoGirl vs. Shewee vs. Whiz Freedom vs. Freshette vs. P-mate vs. pStyle vs. Whizzy vs. Urinelle

I was thinking about the stinky peeing horses while reading this thread and whaddayaknow I posted about it already.

Curious as to this "SF stinks of wee" thing. Never heard anyone say that before.

downtown seattle smells like wee

Our city stinks of wee
Sometimes, you gotta pee
Right in the street

the lack of safe and clean toilets in public places really annoys me. personally if i'm drinking i need to piss constantly, i try and avoid public urination but there's frequently no option.

I am pretty good about finding places to pee. mostly cuz I used to live like 45 minutes away from EVERYTHING so often got stuck on drives where the urge appeared midway through.

Classic.

i have pissed all over dear old glasgow town. i only know of one public toilet in the city centre. i live about twenty minutes walk from glasgow central and always walk home from the pub. thus public urination ensues.

apropos the lady poop post upthread i have espied a lady squatting down and pissing on the pavement with no attempt at being surreptitious.

the real reason public pissing is tantamount -- one time I had the urge and decided NOT to do so, and would wait until I got home.

I pissed myself right as I pulled into the driveway. I mean that's like...

...

well pissing yourself as you pull into the driveway.

Glasgow is definitely asking to be pissed upon freely and wildly. Esp after the inevitable occasion wherein you decide to nobly wait until you get on the train only to find out that they lock the toilet on the last few trains of the night.

you can urinate publicy if it's an emergency, but not defecate, according to my local bylaw

i've always found it easier to hold the number 2 unless it's an explosive emergency anyway. bladder muscles are less forgiving.