Why have I become obsessed with The House of Tiny Tearaways?

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Is it because of the lovely Doctor Tanya Byron, or am I secretly wishing for a baffling child who eats only eggs?

dustbing hoffman (dustbing hoffman), Monday, 15 May 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

no, it's because of the lovely doctor tanya byron.

isn't it, mrs "lurking" fiendish?

:)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 15 May 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

ALL IS REVEALED, FLEE

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 May 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

i wish dr tanya would reveal al ... no, sorry.

ned, what are you on about?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

I tried to introduce the subject of Dr Tanya to the Beeny/Alcott thread, but those property types were having none of it. I like the doctor much better. She's... vampy!

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

shame about all those snotty-nosed kids running round the place, but yeh.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

I am told she is often spot on re: child's baffling behaviour.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

My brother had to work on this series and he said that digitising tapes of kids doing nothing but SCREAMING for an hour was not good for his nerves.

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

would being in a relationship with said doctor (or someone of her ilk) be any good though? she'd know everything you were thinking, your reasons for doing everything. would that be good (no arguments, none that you could win anyway) or would it drive you batty after a while?

but yes, fascinating prog. all comes down to children capitalising on chinks (sometimes very big, obvious chinks) in their parents' armour.

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

Koogs, you don't talk to the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

i don't understand. i don't even have a fire, i have central heating.

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

Knob-twiddler.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

Dr Tanya Byron is spot-on.

stet (stet), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

I love her. She is indeed a vamp. Don't see what it has to do with the Chinese, though.

I once fell in love with a girl who looked like Doctor Tanya. Well, more like a mix of Dr Tanya and Catherine Deneuve. Perhaps this has something to do with it. Mind you, the program's educational too. I now know how to make mute children speak and rickety children eat. She is like a new Jesus.

dustbing hoffman (dustbing hoffman), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Did you see the child who ate 40 yoghurts PER DAY?

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

She's the thinking lout's Kat Slater.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

I hate this show. I've never watched it.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my god, the McCardles basically don't like each other. It's pretty sad :(

dustbing hoffman (dustbing hoffman), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

She's the thinking lout's Kat Slater.

this is so wrong i can't think of anything else to say.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

OK, so I watched it (Half a programme).

Look, everybody that hasn't got kids, this is how arguments happen. Now you can experience it without actually experiencing it.

Some interesting stuff, but I'm not sure I want to listen to children crying when not strictly necessary. They should have a selectively muted version available by pressing the red button.

I do not fancy Dr Tanya in the slightest. I would rather get off with Gail out of Coronation Street.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

surely the mute button works as a mute button?

but yes, i thought the common thinking was not to leave children crying (was an nspcc appeal using just this thing a few years back) whereas she seems advocate letting them get on with it and ignoring them whilst they do, locking them away even.

she also actively makes the parents sob. every single episode.

great to see the progress she can make in a week though.

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 07:13 (nineteen years ago)

It makes me so anxious and distressed, I can't find the mute button.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 07:19 (nineteen years ago)

i thought the common thinking was not to leave children crying ... great to see the progress she can make in a week though.

"common thinking" in "might be a load of old shit, then!" shockah.

i mean, obviously it's subjective; it's up to each parent how they, umm, parent. certainly, though, i'm on dr tanya's side here (and not just because she's lovely). watching the way various friends and in-laws do the whole dealing-with-children thang, i have to say that those who follow a more dr-tanya-esque route seem a) to be far happier and less stressed, and b) to have far happier and better-adjusted children.

but given that i don't like spending time with children and would rather, from a purely selfish point of view, that they were rarely seen and never heard, i'm maybe not the best person to comment. all i can go on is what i see around me.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

i thought the common thinking was not to leave children crying

Textbook way of producing needy, mollycoddled brats who end up controlling thier parents.
I don't watch this all that often but when I do I invariably end up having to wipe away a tear. Last episode: when the father went back to hug his little girl who had been silently carrying the distress of seeing her sister ill in hospital a couple of (long) years beforehand.

David Orton (scarlet), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my god, blood in her eyes! I was having a good boo hoo when Dad carried her off into the garden.

She needs to make Mums cry so she can then give them a hug. I think everyone could do with a hugging psychologist now and again.

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dr Tanya Byron definitely has a difficult to define something about her, but there's small resemblance to one of Blair's Babes that I can't quite get over.

I like watching programmes like this and Super Nanny because they make me feel like a good parent.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

When Amber and Alice see progs like this, they are (and always have been) appalled with how kids behave.


point: Just because the kids see anti-social behaviour on TV, doesn't mean they want to emulate it.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

but there's small resemblance to one of Blair's Babes that I can't quite get over.

OnimOTM.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)


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