Will you help this man lose his virginity?

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So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

http://www.avirginsplea.com

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

gross.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

He kind of reminds me of Karl Pilkington.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

i hope this doesn't become a popular internet trend, alongside that "my girlfriend said if i got a million hits we could have a threesome" webpage and possible future Hitcount for Sexfavours sites

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

may the the kenan without creepiness cast the first stone

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Not a sensible move if either of them want to remain friends, I suspect.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

If I don't get five million hits by Monday, God is going to kill me.

― Billy Graham (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

just go to a party and partake of as many substances as possible

― lf (lfam), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

may the the kenan without creepiness cast the first stone

For some reason this is reminding me of Listen Without Prejuidice and then it made me wonder about George Michael trolling ilx for fresh meat.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

So, either he gets sexed by his hot platonic friend, or he becomes her "personal servant"? So, what's the difference really?

(sorry)

― DOQQUN (donut), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lifetimetv.com/images/movies/originals/cyber_synopsis_bio.jpg

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

That page is totally a Dateline sting.

― Dan (With Stone Phillips) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

is that damon wayans in white chicks?

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

white chicks 2: cyber-force

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

I hadn't thought of that, but it would make a great Dateline special.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Right, who isn't doing this?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

'fbi agent john cooper is about to find out that being a white chick really "BYTES"!'

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha imagine the part where the pedophile shows up in the hotel room & white chick damon wayans is all spread out on the bed in lingerie

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH THE VISIONS

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/04/white_chicks,0.jpg http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

That combined with the thread question = no thank you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― lf (lfam), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Do you have a relationship story you'd like to tell the world? Do you have trouble meeting people? Send your story to elaysubmissions@gmail.com. I have had so many requests to help people out that I will be starting a second site in the next few days dedicated to helping more people make a connection.

Does anyone honestly believe this site is anything other than a clever scheme to generate ad revenue?

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

not anymore

Ha, ace!

Over the past few days, people have raised several questions about the website avirginsplea.com. I feel it is both my moral and ethical obligation at this point to spare my friend Geoff from any further personal embarrassment.

The site was a viral marketing experiment that got far too out of hand. Geoff was nothing more than a name and a photo - the story and website were created by me and all media were performed by myself.

I apologize to the people of Toronto and everyone from around the world who saw our site. We did not expect this idea to go so far, and the real connections so many of the visitors to the site made to "Geoff's" story has made this experience especially difficult.

Matthew

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

P.S. That said I am in fact a virgin who needs to get laid so if you could help me out anyway...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha, I am so good at recognizing viral marketing.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

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