whats the best advice youve got?

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please share it with the world.
(a motto, phrases,sayings and any practical stuff are included.jokes? mmm...well i guess im not powerful enough to stop you...)

― emekars (emekars), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

The internet is not the best place to look for advice.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

"The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means
of it one gets successfully through many a bad night."
-Nietzsche

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Never volunteer information.

― shookout (shookout), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

deny everything

― natalie portmanteau (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

You have two lives: a paper one and a real one. If you don't take care of the paper life, your real life suffers horribly.*

*i have yet to follow this

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Request the epidural early.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Request the epidural early.

Wimp. Oh wait.

Advice: eat good food when you can. Makes all the difference in the world.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Act like a big asshole and people will take you seriously.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Why thank you. Hey wait!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

The more you drive, the stupider you get.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

not the best i've got but one of my favorites:

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET.

― The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

wear sunblock

― lf (lfam), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Only boring people allow themselves to get bored.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

2nd The Milkmaid.

And:

In the ass only, until he pops the question.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Advice: eat good food when you can. Makes all the difference in the world.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), Today 2:37 PM. (Ned) (later)

word to that!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

eat well, live well

― gear (gear), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

don't try

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Be excellent to one another.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Never wear white socks when you're wearing black pants and shoes.

― chrisco (chrisco), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

What joe said.

Also, kiwis are best eaten with the skin on.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Life goes on.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficent - the greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning but without understanding."

-Justice Brandeis

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

- John McCain

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

"Always bet on black." - Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

always wipe, and stay off the pipe

― natalie portmanteau (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

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