I always imagine the various ways I could electrocute myself. Like plugging in the hairdryer with wet hands or something mad to do with the kettle.
But do people ever really get electrocuted? Well yes obviously but how rare is it?
Have you ever been electrocuted? and did you put the "cute" back into electrocute afterwards?
I haven't by the way. Christmas light stories would be really funny aswell, but not if you almost died or something.
Electric fences have shocked me a few times actually now that I think of it.
― Ronan, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― richard john gillanders, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Graham, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
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― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Emma, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
something similar also happened to a friend of my dad who played bass, although minus the powerdrills.
― Wyndham Earl, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I love this phrase and can't wait to use it, although I'm not sure how I'll work it into conversation.
― Sean, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― fritz, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Momus, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Nicole, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Are you sure they wouldn't say, "A ZOMBIE! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!"?
― Dan Perry, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
They needed further verification?
― mark s, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― jel, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― elizabeth anne marjorie, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Despite pathetic cries from the respondents, warnings that they had a heart condition, or ominous silences, the subjects were told that, although the electricity was painful, it wasn't causing permanent damage. 'Please continue with the experiment.' Two thirds of all subjects obeyed and took the voltage to the maximum punishing dose of 450 volts.
Only when they had 'killed' the respondents and shown themselves to be obedient but murderous were the subjects told that there had actually been no electricity, and that the voices of the people they were torturing were pre-recorded.
― Momus, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Actually I don't think they were. I think the markings on the dial clearly indicated that they were administering dangerous and potentially leathal levels of volts. Many subjects kept questioning the scientist but he never contradicted this info. He just made solemn reassuring noises to please continue as directed and told them, if pushed, that it was all his responsibility. I think the subjects were in a state of some confusion and mental distress but just thought that despite what their ears and eyes were telling them, it couldn't really be as bad as it seemed cause it was in a respectable university with a nice man in a white coat.
Although I seem to recall one of the attempts to replicate it involved ACTUAL shocks on animals, just to rule out any possiblity that the subjects knew on some level that no serious damage was being inflicted. They went along with it too, I believe, though hey - they're only animals.
― N., Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Hardly anyone enjoyed it, though. Man, one of them got so stressed he went into convulsions and the experiment had to be stopped. He would have kept on going if his body hadn't physically forced him to stop.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Graham, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Mr Perry makes me fall off my bed giggling
There are some people out there in the world who genuinely seem absolutely incapable of spelling ANY words longer than three or four letters and I think they should be electrocuted often. Thoughts?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not really much of a language nazi at all but it just struck me that the generation y has a gestalt and that gestalt is a SAOP BUBLE
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
plz dont electrocuted me :(
― jhøshea, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
I think it's kind of 18th century-esque and cool.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
Are these basically the rules of a new language where letter order within a term doesn't matter? we're going back to middle english where writing was a lot of stabbing in the dark at phonics, aren't we?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
oshea I give you the benefit of the doubt that you do it on purpose most of the time
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
sometimes it is on purpose. but in real life also i cannot spell at all. i use the spell-check!
― jhøshea, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
the straw that broke the camel's back today was a post on some other site containing "prequill"
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
pharmaceutical companies are going to have a hard time in the coming era
Thoughts?
Yes, quite frequently.
― stevienixed, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)
$1
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
Shove it up your arse, it ain't worth that much.
Srsly though, I don't really mind that much when people can't spell. I mean, who am I to judge? Look at my posts. Most are riddled with bad spelling which is mostly due to laziness and failing to check if there are any errors. :-(
― stevienixed, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
my co-worker is the worst speller i've ever met. it's a mix of dyslexia and new orleans public schools.
some his most choice:
suposto (supposed to) "is behave one word or two?" offley (awfully)
― jergïns, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
nath I'm not really talking about typos and a few words you just don't know how to spell though, I'm talking about people who generally try to avoid anything over five letters and when pressed will just attempt to bang things out resulting in some horrible mutilation of the term. laziness with regards to typing is different from laziness with regard to even bothering to learn words!
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
jergins that is amazing! what does he do?
he works a couple desks down from me!
(he also makes up words: "these seats are great, no impesions.")
― jergïns, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
wtf does that even mean
― HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
but it just struck me that the generation y has a gestalt
Yes, it's all the fault of Hanle y.
― S-, Friday, 5 October 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
Sometimes I worry that "sike" has jumped the line from misspelling to legitimate term. I've been corrected when I've used "psych", in fact.
― libcrypt, Friday, 5 October 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)
To be completely honest it frightens me. I was rather contrary about it when I read a few articles about it, but after finding out that people I know, a decade younger than I am, have such lazy writing skills, even though they have a university diploma, I changed my mind about it all. Maybe I'm being a bit oldfashioned about it all, but damn I rrrrreally don't want my daughter(s) growing up writing "text message styleee" to me.
We received a contract (in relation to the World Expo) which was riddled with typos!!! WTF! This is a legal document! We had to correct it multiple times and send it back.
― stevienixed, Friday, 5 October 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
yeah it's one thing if some engineer I work with puts "publically" in his reports and writes paragraphs containing three different verb tenses, it's another when you start to look around and see nothing but one completely made-up sequence of letters after another being used as genuine attempts to communicate by people who aren't even being the least bit ironic
― El Tomboto, Friday, 5 October 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)
I'm typically a very good speller, but "balsamic vinaigrette" is just a fucking minefield.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)
Dude, my gf and I both realized the other night that we had no idea of how to spell 'vinaigrette' correctly (I posited that it was just 'vinegar' + 'ette', which I think might actually be correct tbrr). You are not alone.
― Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 16:17 (seven years ago)
yeah and also my impulse is always "basalmic"
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:19 (seven years ago)
'vinaigrette' gets me all the time
'management' and 'equipment' occasionally give me pause
as does "occasionally'
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:26 (seven years ago)
i realized recently that my brain refuses to spell OR pronounce the word "loquacious" correctly, what's maddening is that it's the first U i try to drop even though I KNOW HOW Q'S WORK
― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:28 (seven years ago)