I can't spell electrocuted.

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Or can I?

I always imagine the various ways I could electrocute myself. Like plugging in the hairdryer with wet hands or something mad to do with the kettle.

But do people ever really get electrocuted? Well yes obviously but how rare is it?

Have you ever been electrocuted? and did you put the "cute" back into electrocute afterwards?

I haven't by the way. Christmas light stories would be really funny aswell, but not if you almost died or something.

Electric fences have shocked me a few times actually now that I think of it.

Ronan, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I heard of some DJ, John Digweed maybe, who played during a storm and something like this happened. that could have been lightning though.

Ronan, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that sensational alex harvey's brother was electrocuted on stage performing with his other band. or something.

richard john gillanders, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've been prodding around inside my CRT video projector all weekend and I'm not dead yet.

Graham, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who is going to step up to the plate with the silver apples central park moon landings mayor of new york electrocution story?

gareth, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

At a drunken jam session I attempted to change the fuse in a plug while it was still in situ, and received a shock which sobered me up instantly. Also gave myself 12000V from an car ignition coil once. I am supposed to be an electrical engineer.

Sam, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm great at static electricity shock, but honest to god plugged into the power lines stuff, that's another matter.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually my brother has rubber soled shoes and for some reason (which he explained but my unscientific brain forgot) he keeps getting shocked on escalators. and it's funny because people in the supermarket think he is a mentalist when he twitches.

Ronan, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I keep getting electric shocks off the treadmill in the gym. Maybe it is some kind of Fitness Nazi way of making me run more.

Emma, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what about that guy from Mr Big who tried drilling through his guitar string onstage and it blew him up and killed him?

something similar also happened to a friend of my dad who played bass, although minus the powerdrills.

Wyndham Earl, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

did you put the "cute" back into electrocute afterwards

I love this phrase and can't wait to use it, although I'm not sure how I'll work it into conversation.

Sean, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Donnas were originally called The Electro-Cutes.

fritz, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Electrocution involves death. You cannot be electrocuted without dying. It's part of the definition of the word. There is no verb in English for just receiving an electric shock. You just have to say 'I got an electric shock'. If you phone the emergency services and say 'I just got electrocuted' they would have no reason to send an ambulance, because you are effecively saying 'I have been executed'. They would just say 'Oh, that's a pity, sir, my condolences to your family'.

Momus, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They could send it anyway. Why not say "I have been shocked," though arguably the connotations would sink that one.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If we keep using the word electrocuted wrongly it will soon become correct in this context.

Ronan, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You could start talking about Kylie's single "Shocked" and the authorities would think you were a mentalist and send the ambulance anyway.

Nicole, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have an old cast-iron floor-lamp with the cord threaded through it from the bottom and out the top, where it's got a socket for a lightbulb. I tried plugging it in the first day I'd moved to my stunning new apartment and a full 110 volts went surging thru my body. I jumped around the room for about five minutes. Aciiiieeeed!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did you attain superpowers, like the ability to conduct electricity, the way they do in comic books?

Nicole, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you phone the emergency services and say 'I just got electrocuted' they would have no reason to send an ambulance, because you are effecively saying 'I have been executed'. They would just say 'Oh, that's a pity, sir, my condolences to your family'.

Are you sure they wouldn't say, "A ZOMBIE! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!"?

Dan Perry, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the authorities would think you were a mentalist

They needed further verification?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YOU (arguably correctly): "Help help I just electrified myself."
THEY: [haha something teddibly amusing]

mark s, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't spell peroid!

jel, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YOU "Help help I just electrocuted myself." THEY: "I'm sorry, all our linguists are busy just now, can you hold?"

Momus, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YOU : "Help help I have been shocked."
THEY: "Don't you mean you've been electrocuted, sir?"
YOU: "Yes, yes, that's it!"
THEY: [Explode with withering sarcastic laughter]

Momus, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YOU: (Redialling) "You don't understand, I need help. An, uh, an important current exceeding, uh, exceeding normal human tolerances is passing through my body, causing extensive pain, burns, and destruction of tissue, nerves, and muscles. It's got to be... it's got to be at least 100mA. The longer this current flows through me, the, uh, the more serious the injury will be."
THEY: "Why didn't you just say that in the first place?"

Momus, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yes, electric shocked in the bathroom years ago. old building fucked up wiring; there was electricity in the air (?) i mean like the whole room it was loud, i had been about to get into the bath. i SCREAMED then ran to my room and bawled my eyes out. still don't like to have shower or bath with the light on (though that's a good idea anyway ie use less power)

elizabeth anne marjorie, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Before this topic slips away, I think we should pause to remember psychologist Stanley Milgram's famous and terrible experiment in obedience. Milgram basically wanted to know why otherwise decent German citizens had obeyed the Nazis. He got subjects to deliver electric shocks whenever respondents behind a screen answered questions incorrectly. The voltages increased with the number of wrong responses, up to 450 volts, marked on the switch 'Danger: high voltage'.

Despite pathetic cries from the respondents, warnings that they had a heart condition, or ominous silences, the subjects were told that, although the electricity was painful, it wasn't causing permanent damage. 'Please continue with the experiment.' Two thirds of all subjects obeyed and took the voltage to the maximum punishing dose of 450 volts.

Only when they had 'killed' the respondents and shown themselves to be obedient but murderous were the subjects told that there had actually been no electricity, and that the voices of the people they were torturing were pre-recorded.

Momus, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the subjects were told that, although the electricity was painful, it wasn't causing permanent damage.

Actually I don't think they were. I think the markings on the dial clearly indicated that they were administering dangerous and potentially leathal levels of volts. Many subjects kept questioning the scientist but he never contradicted this info. He just made solemn reassuring noises to please continue as directed and told them, if pushed, that it was all his responsibility. I think the subjects were in a state of some confusion and mental distress but just thought that despite what their ears and eyes were telling them, it couldn't really be as bad as it seemed cause it was in a respectable university with a nice man in a white coat.

Although I seem to recall one of the attempts to replicate it involved ACTUAL shocks on animals, just to rule out any possiblity that the subjects knew on some level that no serious damage was being inflicted. They went along with it too, I believe, though hey - they're only animals.

N., Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

leathal = lethal

N., Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They were, at the beginning, told that it wouldn't cause any damage. I don't believe that's why they went on with it, really- numerous factors contributed to that, and I think the most important one was just that they felt tied to the experiment, they _couldn't_ back out, especially as it was done in such incremental stages.

Hardly anyone enjoyed it, though. Man, one of them got so stressed he went into convulsions and the experiment had to be stopped. He would have kept on going if his body hadn't physically forced him to stop.

emil.y, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Momus make me giggle.

Graham, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Graham is so demanding, yet blase.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MILGRAMS EXPERIMENT WAS SHOCKING! BUT I LIKE HOW IN THE FOOTAGE THIS LUMBERJACKISH GUY REFUSES TO GO THRU WITH IT AND LIGHT S UP A LUCKY TRIUMPHANTLY INSTEAD.

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Mr Momus makes me giggle" obv

Mr Perry makes me fall off my bed giggling

Graham, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

There are some people out there in the world who genuinely seem absolutely incapable of spelling ANY words longer than three or four letters and I think they should be electrocuted often. Thoughts?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not really much of a language nazi at all but it just struck me that the generation y has a gestalt and that gestalt is a SAOP BUBLE

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

plz dont electrocuted me :(

jhøshea, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's kind of 18th century-esque and cool.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

Are these basically the rules of a new language where letter order within a term doesn't matter? we're going back to middle english where writing was a lot of stabbing in the dark at phonics, aren't we?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

oshea I give you the benefit of the doubt that you do it on purpose most of the time

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes it is on purpose. but in real life also i cannot spell at all. i use the spell-check!

jhøshea, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

the straw that broke the camel's back today was a post on some other site containing "prequill"

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

pharmaceutical companies are going to have a hard time in the coming era

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Thoughts?

Yes, quite frequently.

stevienixed, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

$1

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Shove it up your arse, it ain't worth that much.

Srsly though, I don't really mind that much when people can't spell. I mean, who am I to judge? Look at my posts. Most are riddled with bad spelling which is mostly due to laziness and failing to check if there are any errors. :-(

stevienixed, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

my co-worker is the worst speller i've ever met. it's a mix of dyslexia and new orleans public schools.

some his most choice:

suposto (supposed to)
"is behave one word or two?"
offley (awfully)

jergïns, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

nath I'm not really talking about typos and a few words you just don't know how to spell though, I'm talking about people who generally try to avoid anything over five letters and when pressed will just attempt to bang things out resulting in some horrible mutilation of the term. laziness with regards to typing is different from laziness with regard to even bothering to learn words!

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

jergins that is amazing! what does he do?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

he works a couple desks down from me!

(he also makes up words: "these seats are great, no impesions.")

jergïns, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

wtf does that even mean

HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

but it just struck me that the generation y has a gestalt

Yes, it's all the fault of Hanle y.

S-, Friday, 5 October 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes I worry that "sike" has jumped the line from misspelling to legitimate term. I've been corrected when I've used "psych", in fact.

libcrypt, Friday, 5 October 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

To be completely honest it frightens me. I was rather contrary about it when I read a few articles about it, but after finding out that people I know, a decade younger than I am, have such lazy writing skills, even though they have a university diploma, I changed my mind about it all. Maybe I'm being a bit oldfashioned about it all, but damn I rrrrreally don't want my daughter(s) growing up writing "text message styleee" to me.

We received a contract (in relation to the World Expo) which was riddled with typos!!! WTF! This is a legal document! We had to correct it multiple times and send it back.

stevienixed, Friday, 5 October 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it's one thing if some engineer I work with puts "publically" in his reports and writes paragraphs containing three different verb tenses, it's another when you start to look around and see nothing but one completely made-up sequence of letters after another being used as genuine attempts to communicate by people who aren't even being the least bit ironic

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 October 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

ten years pass...

I'm typically a very good speller, but "balsamic vinaigrette" is just a fucking minefield.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)

Dude, my gf and I both realized the other night that we had no idea of how to spell 'vinaigrette' correctly (I posited that it was just 'vinegar' + 'ette', which I think might actually be correct tbrr). You are not alone.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 16:17 (seven years ago)

yeah and also my impulse is always "basalmic"

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:19 (seven years ago)

'vinaigrette' gets me all the time

'management' and 'equipment' occasionally give me pause

as does "occasionally'

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:26 (seven years ago)

i realized recently that my brain refuses to spell OR pronounce the word "loquacious" correctly, what's maddening is that it's the first U i try to drop even though I KNOW HOW Q'S WORK

challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:28 (seven years ago)


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