"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!"

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As written in a spam e-mail's subject line. Unsurprisingly, perhaps, this act will allegedly also help me have 'an unbelievable sex during all the night.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

i knew this was a ned thread

― gear (gear), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

One tries.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.helsinki.fi/~tsaalto/pics/funny/cats/microwave_cat.jpg

FUN! PROFIT! HOT SEX!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

It's good to see the comic genius of Hale and Pace live on for another generation.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

The fun is easy enough to figure. But profit? I'm not seeing it.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www2.uic.edu/~kpurin1/micro/cat.jpg

http://hometown.aol.com/minnyminew/emily_in_a_microwave_sm.jpg

http://sherrychandler.com/images/Peanut_microw.jpg

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pickawayross.com/Parks/the%20black%20catdiehl_files/image005.gif

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kunama.com/personal/blog/2005/10images/catgun01.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/weird/knockers/catbox.jpg

― Bucky Fullminster (vincent spano), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

this thread would be better if i didn't know of a case where it actually happened. from the guy who had watched it firsthand - his defence of his friends was "Hey, you shouldn't get so upset. It's just science." science! it was a family pet and it happened at a party for ffs! cat apparently died THREE DAYS LATER. poor little thing. couldn't get more details out of him or else i'd have called the cops.

sorry to be a buzzkill guys but I can't really handle cat in microwave pics after that.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

Yeesh. :-/

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

"it's just science" !?!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/alone_in_the_dark/tara_reid/alone1.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

i know. doesn't even make sense, but that was his idea of an itellectual defence. god.

what would tara reid have done?

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 26 May 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

the cats will have their revenge!
http://www.asjewelers.com/FRstuff/1/BombersO.jpg

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 26 May 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Kim, that's terrible! ... did they have an incredible sex during all the night though?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 26 May 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5696/god5ou.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 26 May 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

I apologize, Kim, and totally understand where you're coming from because that's a fucking horrifying story, but StanM's response still has me practically screaming with laughter.

― Dan (Hahahaha So Wrong) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.x-libris.dk/images/la%20chatte74-t.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

it's ok! i was trying to think of an appropriately comedic answer for him but just couldn't find it.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

Why are all the microwaves in the photos cleaner than mine? (I hate that!)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

the olden days of cat fun and profit: less efficient:
http://users.frii.com/spackle/oscar2.jpg

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

True, but crispier.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

you can grow your own now too - fresher, more flavour
http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~clark/assets/Ivan_pot.jpg

(okay, that was just an excuse to post that picture.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 26 May 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

CATPOT

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

Just throw in some onions and garlic, shut the lid and roast!

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Friday, 26 May 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

Why are all the microwaves in the photos cleaner than mine? (I hate that!)

It is pre-pop, so don't feel bad.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 26 May 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Daawww, I have a pic of my old kitty Miffy in a flowerpot in exactly the same curled up manner :D

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 May 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

Why are all the microwaves in the photos cleaner than mine? (I hate that!)

Because the cats have eaten all the scraps out of them.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 26 May 2006 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

Aww toaster oven cat looks like my cat Corduroy!

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 26 May 2006 07:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.yamoslair.com/pics/alf.jpg

"Hi guys! What'd I miss?"

― Alf (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

telemarkerters say hi to noise dudes WAS: SPAM pt. 3

Aw ned you beat me

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Such are the ways.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

That cat needs re-potting.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

isnt it strange there are few or no american foods named after cats, while there are many named after dogs (hot dogs, hush puppies)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

not sayin' NOTHIN'

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

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