Big Brother (UK 2006) - "i HATE it. I hate it because of YOU!!!" : thread 2

I just thought of a crap pun thing: Sezer's a lad.

On BBLB, Dermot just called Bonner Bonner! One of us! ("make Bonner a goner" he said)

did nobody see the "BONNER where's your HOODER" banner? mrs "lurking" fiendish said: "i bet that's mark grout holding that."

is "bonner" being used elsewhere: DS, for instance? heat had "bonneh", which actually isn't as good.

anyway. so long, bonner jokes.

absolute highlight of that episode - and i can't believe nobody else has commented - was glyn coming out of the diary room (bonner: "we've got alcoool!") with his boxes, falling over, flailing wildly and then careering straight into the camera. laugh? i thought i'd never stop rewinding it.

mrs fiendish and i have agreed that lisa should, by rights, be the sexiest girl in there. sadly, instead of having the face of a beautiful oriental girl, she has the face of a very old chinese man, especially when she smokes. she still fucking rocks bells, though.

fucking also fucking lisa is fucking horrible.

"I am real and you are all pretending" is the last refuge of the horrid personality exposed by reality TV.

Nikki: "I just KNOW if Pete met a girl who he really loved, his Tourettes would just GO. I know it would. It's all in his mind"

this has to be used.

I felt very sorry for Lea when she was crying in the diary room. I didn't like David Orton calling her a filthy cow, on the other thread. I hope people aren't too horrible about her or to her when she comes out. she is very attention seeking, but seems essentially nice and mothering. I didn't like Davina saying "Lea is a dichotomy", which seems fairly dubious usage anyway, and then immediately explaining it to Bonner.

I still like Pete, but I really hope he doesn't get coupled off with Lisa, or anyone.

Lea 5/2
Richard 11/2
Lisa 13/2
Nikki 13/2
Grace 7/1
Sezer 8/1
Glyn 9/1

-- Alba (albab...), May 27th, 2006 10:12 AM. (Alba) (later)

OK how were the stickers involved?

I never watched last night, am just watching the repeat on Channel 4 just now. It was roffletastic, a throwback to the simpler days of a pissed Kate Lawler failing spectacularly to put her trousers on and remain standing.

"I need to have money. I wasn't supposed to be poor. I was born to have money. I mean, I'm only middle class, I'm supposed to be rich."

I don't think they read. Most of the "Favourite Book" sections on the Ch4 site have been left blank this year.

I sort of hate myself for how much I want Lisa and Pete to get together, preferably after about two months of 'will they won't they'.

On the other hand, I feel no guilt whatsoever about wanting the whole Grace-Mikey-George-Nikki thing to blow up horribly in everyone's faces and lead to a poisonous atmosphere of sexual jealousy that makes everyone concerned miserable.

I would like to join the rest of the house, and the rest of the Great British Public, in taking a patronising attitude towards Glyn. The boy is a hero, he must stay.

"I am real and you are all pretending" is the last refuge of the horrid personality exposed by reality TV.

OTM OTM OTM.

re: Dichotomy. to be fair, Davina was explaining it for viewers, in the guise of a conversation w./Bonnie.

Bonnie looked a lot like Shirley Manson in her pre-vid. Yeah, ordinary person. The media career will not happen. But at least she won't get attacked in the street.

Nikki in a jealous flap all last night over Goerge sharing a bubble bath with Grace - give it up, Nikki, he's just not that into you!

Glyn eats with his mouth open - HE MUST GO.

That's even worse! And perhaps it is okay to say a person is a dichotomy, but it's still an odd usage.

I don't like David Orton calling Lea a dirty cow, again. It's very unpleasant.

Incidentally, did anyone see earlier on BBLB how the Irish radio DJ golden ticket winner who claimed to have bought thousands of kitkats was actually given the ticket by her fellow DJ and the organiser of the stunt who got the winning ticket having bought loads of tickets as a radio promo? That fellow DJ? Ray Shah who came second to Cameron in BB4.

Crosspost to Jed.

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Crazy how Nikki has chummied up to Grace now - those two and Lisa bad-mouthing the new girls were the archetypal snidey schoolgirl gang and if it carries on I can see me turning against her. Go back to your mummy and daddy, Nikki! She needs to keep wandering about on her own, pronouncing her words over-precisely, pulling Wallace & Grommit faces and being utterly bewildered by 90% of what goes on.

What was that bit of cod-psychology I once heard, something like you judge a group by how they treat the 'baby' (ie. Jade in previous years - I HATED the way Kate let her get raging drunk and strip naked). When Grace laid into Nikki over the salmon I hated her, and now they're chums I don't mind Grace *as much*. But hopefully that'll change soon.

Best thing to happen next would be Mikey pulling Imogen. It'd demolish Sezer's already-wrecked ego and show that group up to be the total shits that they are.

It was nice seeing how happy Lea was that the public voted for her to stay in. I remember seeing her on the Jeremy Kyle Show about a year ago and she seemed like such a nob, but she's a nice motherly influence in here. The producers haven't really made anything of her porniness have they, although people like Sezer kept saying how shocking she was.

What was tonight's big comedy Glyn moment? I can't remember now but there's always one gem from him.

"Speaking of horrendous affronts to humanity, perhaps it's a bit early in our collective timeline to make rash statements like this, but I strongly suspect future scholars may judge Sezer from Big Brother (daily, C4) to be the single most objectionable man in the history of civilisation.

At least, that's how it feels to me right now. I know it's a passing illusion. Ten minutes after he leaves, my pulse will slow and I'll feel nothing. But while he's in there... Jesus. It's not healthy, hating someone that much. My heart's turned to carbon. Whenever he appears onscreen, I twist in my seat, agonised. And I've started hallucinating rat ears, poking out the top of his tosser's hairdo. He's not even human any more.

The BB house works as a kind of twat amplifier, you see. Once harnessed within, someone who in normal life would merely strike me as a bit of a git quickly swells in negative stature, eventually coming to symbolise everything I hate about our cruel and godless universe.

Last year it took Maxwell three weeks to reach the pitch required for optimum hatred. Sezer managed it in nine days.

And you know who's close behind? Grace. Bug-eyed bloody Grace: the sanctimonious, hoity-toity, stick-thin, Michelle Fowler-faced, I-Know-Everything, plummy, bummy passive-aggressive Sloane whose blithe faith in her own even-handed worthiness is an absolute gut-churning bollock to behold. Ugh. Hate her too.

Actually, they're all leaving a sour taste all the way from the throat to the backside this year (apart from, say, Glyn, who doesn't count - he's merely a hair in the lens). Once again, I'm writing this on Tuesday morning, so who knows - maybe the new housemates will turn out to be lovely. But so far? It's a big bunch of tossers without exception. Apart from Glyn.

And Pete, obviously. Pete doesn't really count as a housemate either. He's far too agreeable, like someone who's accidentally wandered in from another show. It's the BB twat-magnifier working in reverse, I think; making him seem almost saintly. In the real world, he's the sort of person who'd suddenly spring from nowhere to completely do your head in at a gig - offering you a go on his whistle and asking disjointed questions at breakneck speed.

But his main drawback is... well, he's just a bit too nice. Come on Pete. You're a decent guy. Hoof Sezer in the nuts. For us. Just once. You can do it. Please. You can."

hmmm...

Nikki also just told Mike, who was talking with Imogen about the shock fo Sezer getting evicted, that he sounds like he's announcing a horse race when he speaks. Fantastic. What a boring guy.

haha!