stupid veggie restaurant names: the worst of the worst

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SOY LUCK CLUB

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Tofu, Cloves, and Forks

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

this is ILM

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

You're ILM.

― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I AM SQUID IN SPACE. I EAT YOUR BRANE.

― The Space Squid, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

SEITAN'S DISCIPLES

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

shoyu rite

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

miso sorry

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

ZEN PALETTE

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

those verdi days, my friend

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

verdi, verde, potayto, potarto. Who says you can't paint pasta?

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T HAVE A COW

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ouch, gear. Ouch.

Holy Shiitake

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Much Ado About Gluten

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

ZEN PALETTE

is that in addition to Zen Palate?

can we do stupid ~~restaurant~~ names? i submit "Wasabi Lobby." so bad it's good.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

er, stupid ~~veggie~~ restaurant names

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

well that opens things up to Thai restaurant names, like The Thai That Binds, Family Thais, and Thai of the Thai-ger.

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Thaiphoon, Thaitanic

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Thai of the Thai-ger?!!?

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Phuket And Eat It

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

There's a restaurant in San Diego called Kung Food, BUT I LIKE THIS NAME.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

THE KING AND THAI

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

I once submitted a list of jokey Thai restaurant names to McSweeney's, but they didn't publish it. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Thaiiiiiiiiiiiiii--------wonder if one day that you'll say that you care

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

If you say you love Wasabi, I'll gladly be there.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Bon Appe-Thai (a real restaurant in JXN WY)

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Thai Restaurants with Jokey Names

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Of all the Thai restaurants in town, the best is actually called Pad Thai.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I had the balls to name my restaurant what we served.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Thai Ball Game"

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

PIZZA STORE

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

CHICKEN

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Meatless in Seattle
Tofuteria
Tempeh Trantrum

xpost to original thing

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Someone should open a steakhouse called REIGN IN BLOOD.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Tempeh Trantrum

Nice. I was trying to think of a "tempeh" pun but kept coming up short.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Tempeh By the Fruit of an Udder

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

AH, JUST WENT TO THE "V-SPOT" IN PARK SLOPE...IT SUCKED

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Garden of Vegan

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i have a cookbook called that. it's pretty good, even if you're not vegan.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

other cookbook by same people: How It All Vegan. really.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

You know, the thread title is already pretty funny if you know Dutch. ("worst" is Dutch for sausage) (see also, one step further: 1987 compilation album "the worst of the hard-ons")

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

the Vegan With A Vengeance cookbook has some of the most awesome recipes I've ever used

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

V for Vegandetta

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

There's a Vegetarian Orgasm somewhere in my 'burb.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

I frequent a vegan grocery called "Oh! Happy Day!". there's a dutch oven bakery next door so I always end up getting black bean soup and veggie tamales and then like 5 danish and 2 bean pies. oh me

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

there was one in rochester called SKIPPY'S VEG-OUT but i guess that's not the worst

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

PIZZA STORE

-- gbx

There's a place (i wouldn't honor it by bestowing the title of restaurant on it) just outside the Grand Canyon park borders called WE SELL PIZZA. shockingly, it was filled with asian tourists.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

Zucchini Atoll

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

Gobo: Food for the Five Senses pwns this thread.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

There's a Vegetarian Orgasm somewhere in my 'burb.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), May 31st, 2006 11:22 AM. (later)

I just came to post that, except it's near the Rob Roy.

Oh, another Melbourne one that is both North & South Side: 'Lentil as Anything'

― S- (sgh), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

There's a place (i wouldn't honor it by bestowing the title of restaurant on it) just outside the Grand Canyon park borders called WE SELL PIZZA. shockingly, it was filled with asian tourists.

I've been there!! But we didn't get pizza. I think we got sandwiches or a salad or something. I remember they had picnic tables inside and the staff was really rude. Thank goodness there was that big hole in the earth to make the trip worthwhile.

― Rebekkah (burntbrat), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

Root Vegetables, The New Meat.

― salexander (salexander), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

Lentil I See You Again

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Chana B. Goode

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

Arg yr right Sash, I confused Veg Orgasm with the one at the Seabaths (Vegout time or wtf ever)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sprouts Honor

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

(I'm doing laundry and need to stay awake, ok?)

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

24 Carrots

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

The Unbearable Rightness of Bean

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

Fruit 66

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

Cabbage d'Or

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

Petite Chew

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

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