"every two weeks, some Silicon Valley techies turn into vicious street brawlers in a real-life, underground fight club"

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Computer techs turn to fisticuffs for fun
Fight clubs are chance to be 'a superhero for a night'

MENLO PARK, California (AP) -- They may sport love handles and Ivy League degrees, but every two weeks, some Silicon Valley techies turn into vicious street brawlers in a real-life, underground fight club.

Kicking, punching and swinging every household object imaginable -- from frying pans and tennis rackets to pillowcases stuffed with soda cans -- they beat each other mercilessly in a garage in this bedroom community south of San Francisco.

Then, bloodied and bruised, they limp back to their desks in the morning.

"When you get beat down enough, it becomes a very un-macho thing," said Shiyin Siou, 34, a Santa Clara software engineer and three-year veteran of the clandestine fights. "But I don't need this to prove I'm macho -- I'm macho enough as it is."

Inspired by the 1999 film "Fight Club," starring Brad Pitt and Ed Norton, underground bare-knuckle brawling clubs have sprung up across the country as a way for desk jockeys and disgruntled youths to vent their frustrations and prove themselves.

"This is as close as you can get to a real fight, even though I've never been in one," the soft-spoken Siou said.

Despite his reserved demeanor, he daydreams about inflicting pain on an attacker. "I have fantasies about it," he said.

In recent months, police in New Jersey and Pennsylvania have broken up fight clubs involving teens and preteens who posted videos of their bloody battles online.

Earlier this month in Arlington, Texas, a high school student who didn't want to participate was beaten so badly that he suffered a brain hemorrhage and broken vertebrae. Six teenagers were arrested after DVDs of the fight appeared for sale online.

Adult groups are more likely to fly under the radar of authorities.

Menlo Park police hadn't heard about the local club and said they wouldn't be likely to take action because the fights are on private property between consenting adults. That could change if someone complains or is sent to a hospital, police said.

Gints Klimanis, a 37-year-old software engineer and martial arts instructor, started the invitation-only "Gentlemen's Fight Club" in Menlo Park in 2000 after his no-holds-barred sessions with a training partner grew to more than a dozen people. Most participants are men working in the high-tech industry.

"You get to be a superhero for a night," Klimanis said. "We have to go to work every day. We're constantly told to buy things we don't need, and just for a couple hours we have the freedom to do what we want to do."

Fencing and hockey masks are the only protective equipment used. Several fighters have suffered broken noses, ribs and fingers.

Men involved in fight clubs often carry bottled-up violent impulses learned in childhood from video games, cartoons and movies, said Michael Messner, a University of Southern California sociology and gender studies professor.

"Boys have these warrior fantasies picked up from popular culture, and schools sort of force that out of them," he said. In these fantasies, "The good guys always resort to violence, and they always get the glory and the women."

There is also a sadomasochistic thread running through underground fight clubs, said Michael Kimmel, a sociology professor at Stony Brook University in New York.

"Real-life fight clubs are the male version of the girls who cut themselves," he said. "All day long these guys think they're the captains of the universe, technical wizards. They're brilliant but empty.

"They want to feel differently. They want to get hit, they want to feel something real."

Five-year fight club veteran Dinesh Prasad, 32, a heavily tattooed Santa Clara engineer, said he once broke a rib in a match but never complained to his fellow combatants. He also recently skipped his first wedding anniversary to attend a fight rather than drive to Los Angeles, where his wife is finishing law school.

"I came here to get over my fear of fighting, and it's working," he said. "I'm much tougher than I was five years ago. I'm not at the level of these other guys, but if things were to get tough, I can get tough, too."

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'd probably want to kill humanity if i had to live in the Silicon Valley.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Real-life fight clubs are the male version of the girls who cut themselves," he said. "All day long these guys think they're the captains of the universe, technical wizards. They're brilliant but empty.

"They want to feel differently. They want to get hit, they want to feel something real."

Sounds like the shrinky-dinky is the one with the issues.

JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

"yeah, you and your bad-ass Google can try writing a search engine to optimize clusters of bad-ass motherfuckers after i fucking kick u in da C|NUTZ"

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I think any population that pays SF style rent to live in a place that's basically Tech Fresno is going to have issues.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

"You get to be a superhero for a night," Klimanis said. "We have to go to work every day. We're constantly told to buy things we don't need, and just for a couple hours we have the freedom to do what we want to do."

SEE ONE OTHER MOVIE, JACKASS

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

what's wrong with these people?! THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB is etc.

Roz (Roz), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Soooo glad I didn't move to the Valley!


SEE ONE OTHER MOVIE, JACKASS

SEE ONE OTHER MOVIE -- JACKASS

JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

google search:

Advice on porting NeVoT to the Silicon Graphics platform and numerous bug fixes were provided by Andrew Cherenson (SGI). Michael Halle (MIT) figured out how to get Xview applications to display fonts at the design sizes. The VU meter is based on discussions with Gints Klimanis (Silicon Graphics).

HARD

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

What dicks.

Dan (Jesus) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Men involved in fight clubs often carry bottled-up violent impulses learned in childhood from video games, cartoons and movies, said Michael Messner, a University of Southern California sociology and gender studies professor.


Things never change, video games have been, are and will always be the root of all evil!

Jibé (Jibé), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

gender studies professor.

HAHAHa oh man, just imagine sitting thru a gender studies prof lecturing about video games for 90 mins a day, thrice weekly


kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://dogbrothers.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=387

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

I thought that was comic books!

x-post to root of all evil comment

nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Jax0n to thread!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Men involved in fight clubs often carry bottled-up violent impulses learned in childhood from video games, cartoons and movies, said Michael Messner, a University of Southern California sociology and gender studies professor.

"Boys have these warrior fantasies picked up from popular culture, and schools sort of force that out of them," he said. In these fantasies, "The good guys always resort to violence, and they always get the glory and the women."

There is also a sadomasochistic thread running through underground fight clubs, said Michael Kimmel, a sociology professor at Stony Brook University in New York.

"Real-life fight clubs are the male version of the girls who cut themselves," he said. "All day long these guys think they're the captains of the universe, technical wizards. They're brilliant but empty.
"They want to feel differently. They want to get hit, they want to feel something real."

Fucking sociologists. I thought male cutters were the version of girls who cut themselves, but maybe they're the version of girls who date abusive men.

Violent urges come from videogames? Because, I remember some violent adolescent shit between boys back when Pac-Man was king. Fucking Pong made me do it.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

what the - men are violent?! who knew?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Hey FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

so this is the reason why mook websites (alterning video clips Category: fights/yukka/erotic/radical(!?)/ japs/smut/violent) are so efficiently made, design/advertisement wise, and look prolific. no sir, I don't like them.

S. (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

His name was Gnits Klimanis! His name was Gnits Klimanis! His name was Gnits Klimanis! His name was Gnits Klimanis! His name was Gnits Klimanis! His name was Gnits Klimanis! His name was Gnits Klimanis! His name was Gnits Klimanis! His name was Gnits Klimanis!

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Haha: "All day long these guys think they're the captains of the universe, technical wizards." This is definitely the funny part. If I had to do armchair psychology on why techies would fight, it'd be just the opposite: "All their lives long, these guys have shied away from physical conflict, even in the form of athletics. Now they're older and it's totally novel and life-changing for them to realize they can be tough enough to brawl, and just never realized it before."

(I used to get that feeling when I was young and would sometimes get pulled in to play football with my older brother and his even older friends -- I figured I'd get smeared and totally cry and be humiliated, but then sooner or later I'd take a really hard hit and wind up thrilled to discover that I could actually take it.)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

bros in "hittin stuff and usin stuff to hit bros is cool and fun" shocker

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

in soviet seattle the frustrated tech people go ski, smoke the pot, and go to the dancing clubs.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like Vancouver.

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

"In the future, nerds will beat themselves up..."

S- (sgh), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

Now that I'd pay to watch.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

Fencing and hockey masks are the only protective equipment used

The AP photos of this show that fighting in those masks not only looks stupid, it's the opposite of hot.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Surprise?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://cbs5.com/watercooler/local_story_059005903.html

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

watercooler, eh?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

don't underestimate these guys, ned. they fight with rolled up copies of oprah's magazine.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

that's the least macho thing i've ever seen in my life.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, machismo.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Reminds me of "The Great Outdoor Fight" from Achewood. The artist lives in Silicon Valley.

The Great Outdoor Fight

Maltodextrin (Maltodextrin), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)


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