T/S: Augustus Gloop v Violet Beauregarde v Veruca Salt v Mike Teavee v Charlie Bucket

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It's a close-run thing between Veruca and Violet, but I think I'll have to plump for Ms Salt as her American rival is just too bitchy.

I've certainly got no time for goody-goody Bucket.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 5 June 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

"I want a golden ticket NOW, Daddy!". Salt every time.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 5 June 2006 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

In the original version, it has to be Veruca every time. And she gets blown up by the IRA in Casualty in 1987.

― JTS (JTS), Monday, 5 June 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

violet, if only for "CAN IT, YOU NIT!!"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

LOL, I used to get into trouble all the time aged 6 for screaming "Can it, you nit!" all the time.

This was used interchangably with "Shove it, zitface!" from Hocus Pocus, which I thought was the best put-down EVER.

― JTS (JTS), Monday, 5 June 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

"HONGRY"

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Monday, 5 June 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

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