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The Immigrant: Twelve US Congressmen and Senators have ten weeks to apply for - and receive - legal permission to live in work in six different countries. In this episode: Contestants must provide judges with convincing explanations for their applications. The two winners this week will be allowed to immigrate to English-speaking countries.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

a new season of the simple life where paris and nicole get to be maids and pool cleaners for gluttonous beverly hills billionaires.

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

Headhunted! Ten human resources professionals are put into in one house and must live together and spend their savings until each finds a full-time job using only print and electronic classified advertisements and highly detailed, form-based applications on corporate "careers" pages.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

The REAL Real World -

Just like "The Real World" except not in LA or Austin or Chicago or whatever. In Mogadishu, maybe. Perhaps the Favelas of Rio, or the poorest areas in Manila.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

deal or new deal? - contestants compete for welfare checks

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Also, You-ah Fired-ah! a cross between "Rock Star" and "The Apprentice" centered around newly hired musicians trying to deal with Mark E Smith.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

Survivor: Arctic Circle. Toss 'em out in north Alaska with nothing but a harpoon and a heavy coat.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

Who Wants to Bury A Billionaire?

Three former Enron employees armed with shovels pursue Ken Lay through a forty acre woods.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

American Idle

Ten morbidly obese tv junkies have to share one set. There's nine chairs and no remote control.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

armenian idol - winners get a trip to glendale

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

Trek Star

Two teams of nerds compete to pitch their idea for continuing a long-past-it's-prime science fiction series.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

Co-Payment

A studio audience unisured Americans view hidden camera tapes of twelve doctors' practices and get to decide what patients pay. Each week the doctor with the greatest discrepancy between their billed charges and the audience estimate pays the difference into the prize pool and is promptly kicked off the show.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

richard hell's kitchen - contestants have to prepare a seven-course meal out of a used syringe and some mousetraps

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

Whore Factor -

As prize amounts go up, sexual antics grow more deviant, humiliating, and potentially contagious.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

extreme steakover - shot on location at the big texan

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

extreme combover - new season of the apprentice

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

33AD House

Born again fundies aching for a chance to 'live biblically' get a taste of the iron age lifestyle.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

Graduate Assistants

Four teams of tenured professors, university endowment managers, and college presidents are paid work-study salaries until all eight graduate students from their departments manage to pay all their school loans.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

Social Workers - like 'Cops' but fewer chase scenes.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

rescue: 311

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

world's wildest congressional hearings

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

america's funniest homeless videos

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Following the Namibian government's muzzling of the press to protect the "privacy" of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, the entire population of the country decamps for the Pitt mansion in Hollywood until the two celebs develop a workable economic policy and stable system of government for the impoverished African country.

[Okay, okay, not totally fair, but still...]

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'm a sc!3n+010g!s+, get me out of here!

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

[man my spelling is atrocious throughout this thread]

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing But Net

Cameras watch blogger as she/he surfs websites to find humorous/ newsworthy things from other blogs to link to and comment on.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

Fat Man Trebuchet

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

Where In The World Is Dick Cheney?

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Font Tussle

where graphic designers argue over fonts

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Where's the Bathroom

American P.I.'s smoke out the biological parents of third-world kids adopted by suburban Americans, and the families swap houses for a week

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

1, 2, 3, Foreclosure

watch family farmers debase themselves before uncaring local magistrates

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Denied

First-year law students take a crack at appealing the cases of death-row inmates who have already used up their appeal allowance

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Coroner's Van Confessions

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

"it tasted good - does that make me an animal?"

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Roved!

Sarcastic young republican volunteers each have a week to torpedo a congressional Democrat's 2006 campaign

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

D.A.R.E. to Dream

Seven young drug dealers begin with $100,000 and each have a week to out-hustle the others in net street sales of any type of drug. They're competing against seven young police recruits who are trying to take each dealer down on drug charges in the shortest possible time.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

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― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

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