Come Anticipate "Nacho Bellgrande" With Me

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mmm $2.49....who's with me. ned? i know you're a taco bell hound.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

What is that orange substance covering those chips??!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

You are a sick fuck, Gear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

"chips"

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Are you implying those nachos aren't even made with a base of tortilla chips??!?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'm saying i'm pretty sure those are closer to doritos

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

The chilli is all piled up weird and not evenly, there's like only 5 little green onions, there's a random blob of tomato, no guac, ORANGE SLIME...gear, you are committing a crime against us all, claiming those are nachos.

xpost prolly right thos doritos are still technically chips. Disgusting horrible chips but still chips.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

that looks so vile i don't even know where to start!

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

That looks delicious. Where did you people grow up?!

― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES: Which ILXer would you choose as your wingman to ensure the ultimate tacopusskill?

― me and deluca (account), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't name them!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

You're making me sick dude!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

they're pretty repulsive, true!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

I was so hungry a little bit ago too. I'm gonna print those out, they're a diet aid!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES: Which ILXer would you choose as your wingman to ensure the ultimate tacopusskill?

IAN

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ian would just eat all yr nachos.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://web.odu.edu/webroot/orgs/sci/colsciences.nsf/files/mess.jpg/$FILE/mess.jpg

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hamas-Taco-Bell.jpg?

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/regions/reg5/graphics/tapeworm.jpg

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

i decided against the bellgrande package deal.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

good idea.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

apple empenada

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to bring this thread back to the mormons, wait...

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

TS:

taco bell's apple empanada
http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/empanada.jpg

brigham young university's
http://www.byu.edu/catering/images/photos/appleemp1.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

thats how they get you

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone ever been to that Empanada place south of St. Marks' on 1st Ave? So rad

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, i am hungry as shit

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

i would eat the hell out of those NACHOS

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, how does that look anything other than DELICIOUS

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

during my meat eating years, i distinctly remember the nachos bellgrande to be OTM

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

with weed of course

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!!!!

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

the cheese on those nachos looks like radioactive diarrhea!

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Apple empanadas WTF. That's like blueberry bagels or some shit.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

taco bell is what gave me my robust physique in high school

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still not quite sure how they snuck that one by the school board

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

i want an apple pupusa

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Apple empanadas WTF. That's like blueberry bagels or some shit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empanada

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY CRAP IM STARVING

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD EAT A FUCKING HOSTESS FRUIT PIE AT THIS POINT

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tomarken.com/content/amb/articles/2002/starcrunch.gif

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

The 'fruit' being unnecessary, of course.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

STAR CRUNCH OTM

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

The crack of the lunchroom.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

No wait, actually that was Chef Eddie's ass.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

rimshot here

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/comic/don-rickles/47-4068.jpg

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh you know you were all thinking it.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

That's COMEDY people! I'm exposing uncomfortable truths.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

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Both have the same 8 ingredients, but Taco Bell tries to reconfabulate them into acts of marketing whimsy: "let's deep fry this tortilla then glue another tortilla to it with sour cream, then throw a taco in it and some cheese, wrap it in a burrito wrap, grill that, top it with tater tots and salsa and throw it in the steamer!" Also, Del Taco has soft corn tortillas and Taco Bell does not.

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

have you seen the commercials for that new KFC "let's throw some fried chicken and some corn and some mashed potatoes and gravy in a bowl and call it dinner" gimmick? it's like something a 5-year-old would come up with! hooray for amorphous mush (with enough sodium to fill a salt mine).

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

I think they got that idea from Taco Bell's "Fiesta Bowls" of rice, beans, meat, cheese and a surprise saltlick, all stirred together like your toothless granny used to make. They're owned by the same company.

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

i was just reminded by the commercial that the KFC bowl is also topped with "a three-cheese blend."

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

nowhere near as tasty as the teriyaki bowls from carl's, i'm sure!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

teriyaki/bento bowls are always good, no matter how dodgy.

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

"white sauce"? and it isn't sour cream? sounds suspect.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

no its not sour scream.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

That KFC thing sends shivers down my spine every time I see it. Did you guys see the Denny's ad that now THEY are also offering some kind of indistinguishable bowl of breakfasty?? And along with this artery-clogging mystery concoction, YOU STILL GET THE GRAND SLAM PANCAKES AND SAUSAGES AND EGGS. WTF? How hungry are people at Denny's??

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

Have you ever smoked weed, homes?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

I WANA STICK MY BALLS IN IT

-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 7:52 PM. (chaki) (later) (link)

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

Please for pictures of this KFC mystery bowl, it sounds frightening.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

...oh god. Belay that - I just found one on the KFC website. *goes pale, looks for a bucket*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kfc.com/images/bowls.jpg

http://www.kfc.com/images/hm_laptop.jpg

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

IM IN YR DRIVETRHU ORERDING ALL YR TACOS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DOES TAQCO BELL SHOT BREETO

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

I haert u Nickalusha.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

LAYERS OF FLAVOR OMGWTF HA HA HA HURL

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

Have you ever smoked weed, homes?

Yeah, and I sure as shit wouldn't have eaten that Denny's monstrosity afterwards.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

If Ally would smoke out Ian, I would pay for their drugs.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

KFC FAMOUS BOWELS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't Pizza Hut owned by the same company as Taco Bell and KFC? How long until the PIZZA BOWEL?

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

Also Longjohn Silvers, I think.

Mmm...fishbowels.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

If Ally would smoke out Ian, I would pay for their drugs.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

Whatever it means, I'm signed up.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Right after I posted that drunken idiocy last night, I made "nachos" with triscuits, a can of red kidney beans, diced extremely wilted celery, and mayonnaise.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

How do I bought groceries?

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Yr definition of nachos is worse than Taco Bell's!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAH i wonder what a Cheetos-brand iPod looks like, and if it's more dignified than the U2 one

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

How did this thread manage go from Nacho Bellgrande to substance abuse...oh wait.

Dude, why is there always a can of red beans left in the cabinet when I've run out of food? Is this a universal constant?

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

https://oncourse.iu.edu/access/content/user/dhollowa/Filemanager_Public_Files/bowl2.jpg

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

easy-to-smoke bowl

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Right after I posted that drunken idiocy last night, I made "nachos" with triscuits, a can of red kidney beans, diced extremely wilted celery, and mayonnaise.

And you people are complaining about Taco Bell?

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Taco Bell was closed.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Also I didn't feel like driving drunk.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

I get nachos bellgrande without the cheese poo.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

I can only imagine what you could come up with at Kentaco Hut -- you know, the three-in-one stores that combine KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut. The goal is to order items from each and combine them in creative ways.

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

OMG KENTACO HUT. I'LL HAEV A PERSONAL PAN GRILLED STUFT EXTRA TASTY CRISPY GORDOLUPA STUFFED CRUST TACO SUPREME BELLGRANDE BUFFALO BOWL EXTRA VALUE MAEL COMBO!!

― heart explodes wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Can you tell I started drinkijng coffee again today!!?!?

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

nachos bellgrande w/o cheese? my...god....that's brilliant.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Add A&W to the tentacles of Yum Foods.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

The chips totally maintain their structural integrity!

xpost!

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yum Brands, innit?

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Yum!Brand, yes

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.yum.com/

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

We're building an operating culture dedicated to 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude.

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Well you can't fault 'em for that, who doesn't just love those kinds of ppl.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

Taco Bell and driving drunk go together like...something that goes together.

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh hell ya.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

driving around l.a. late at night and being hungry and having four bucks in your pocket will often lead to a rendevouz with taco bell. sometimes it hits the spot, sometimes it's the equivalent of going home with a smelly, crusty person and waking up the next morning feeling ill.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes it hits the spot, sometimes it's the equivalent of going home with a smelly, crusty person and waking up the next morning feeling ill.

HAHA! Perfect.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

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