In NYC, do more blacks than whites change subway cars by walking in between the cars when the subway's moving?

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Seriously: check it out next time. I'm not saying whites don't, but it really looks like blacks do this more. Am I imagining things?

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Does it matter?

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean by "matter?"

It's an observation. Are whites more afraid to change subway cars by walking in between them when the subway's in motion?

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

WHITE PEOPLE RIDE THE SUBWAY LIKE THIS:

http://www.detroitfocus.org/Issues/0502/ToddWeinstein/Photos/010.jpg

lord pooperton (yes ok?; next question!) (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

(a) Yeah, probably.

(b) One reason for this might be that the main people walking between subway cars are homeless people and teenagers/schoolkids, both of which groups are, in New York, mostly non-white. Especially the latter.

(c) I assume you're asking because you're worried that recent rule-changes that officially prohibit car-changing would thus have disproportionate racial impact, and you want to confirm before you start in with the protests.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Re Nabisco's b, I think that your point about schoolkids is magnified by the fact that many white school age families tend to be manhattanites.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I don't so often see white schoolkids taking the subway home alone! Except maybe in Queens.

Most of the car-switching I've ever seen consists of Puerto Rican, black, or Dominican kids who are just headed home from school, and move between cars because, you know, their entire 9th-grade class or whatever is straggled out along the length of the train. Plus I live on the Upper West Side, so it's usually kids who are headed up toward Washington Heights or possibly up to the Bronx, so they have a lot of time to kill socializing.

Apart from them and homeless people, I can't think of any particular types of people who routinely change cars. Maybe just "people who grew up in the city," which again = largely non-white.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

I just asked because I was curious. Did someone actually bring that point up about, about a disproportinate racial impact? Because that would be funny. I think the teenager/school kid might have something to do with it, teenagers being more fearless in general.

So why are kids constantly changing cars? Hormones? Restlessness? Because it's fun? To impress each other? To talk to as many peole as possible?

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

I do this all the time if I've just managed to catch the subway but I'm at the wrong end of it for my destination. Walk to other end of train = save two blocks walking time at other end. Though it's harder to do now since so many of these doors are locked now. Maybe black people and schoolkids are just smarter in general.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa, they've stopped letting ppl do this in NYC? WTF! That's the worst news I've heard all day, why?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

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As hung-up on race as Chang seems to be, he failed to notice that 8of the 21 pieces in the current, Matt Groening-edited edition are about artists of color.

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R. Kelly - "Happy People" (2 matching messages)

It's not as good as "I'm Gonna Piss on You.

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and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Allyzay, I think they officially stopped people from doing this because if you fall you die.

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I was kidding about disproportionate racial impact.

NB "black people" is off-base here; "non-white" is a better description. And of course it's not so much that non-white people are more likely to car-switch; it's that car-switchers are largely non-white. Or actually I'd imagine it's more that car-switchers are largely working-class native New Yorkers.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Tracer, I do this too when going home. Except that it is shorter if I am at the other end of train to get off at the next station. M train stops are close together.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

OMG VERY FEW WHITE KIDS SELLING CANDY CAR TO CAR ROCKIST SHOCKAH

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

what a vile thread

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

White musicians play on the platform. Minority musicians play on the train.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

errr... that should be "non white" ... we are all minorities

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

That's not true, Jon: Asian musicians play on the platform, and Andean musicians play in tunnels.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I think they officially stopped people from doing this because if you fall you die.

Well then technically they should install a huge gate around the entire track like they have at a handful of stops (the shuttle btwn GC and TS is what I'm thinking of immediately), because more ppl have died or been injured from shoving/jumping/falling there than by walking car to car.

So sad ;_;

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Where do Mariachi bands fall in here?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yes this thread is vile, so vile.

You're wrong, ord pooperton, all sorts of people play on the platform.

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

whats up with all the race thread revivals today, is it trife's birthday or something?

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Andean musicians play in tunnels.

hello douchebag at Delancey Essex!

Asian musicians play on the platform

have you seen the tap dancer / trumpeter?

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

You're wrong, ord pooperton, all sorts of people play on the platform.

err, this is true -- I think my point was I usually see "OLD BLACK DUDE WITH GUITAR" or "ETHUSIASTIC NON WHITE DUDE WITH ACCORDIAN" walking around on the trains

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know that there's anything yet "vile" about the thread, Jinx, but yeah, it's a bit "oh wow, different racial and socioeconomic groups in city have different habits in use of public transportation SHOCKA" and whatnot.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Nabisco looks like a bowling ball. I look like a cue ball.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

So nabisco, you're saying that there is a racial and socioeconomic component to whether or not a person changes subway cars?

Anyway: I actually do think white people are more afraid to change cars.

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Was I alone in assuming this thread was a joke all along?

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Platforms = electric guitar, most woodwinds and horns, and non-western instruments (cheers to awesome koto player at 42nd street downtown R platform)

Train-walking = vocal-harmony groups (black) and mariachi-style singers (Latino)

Tunnels = Andean pipers, solo trumpet or violin (good reverb!), or young man with acoustic guitar singing early Beatles

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

There's an amazing singer who plays a big gourd with strings at 57th Street--he sounds like he is from Mali.

The creepiest thing in the stations are the guys doing the Latin dancing with female dummies strapped to their feet. It looks like they're dancing with a corpse.

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS!!!

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Umm, yes, Shookout: I'm saying that people's behavior in cities is totally shaped by the social groups they come from, including race and class. "Behavior in cities" includes subway-riding habits, among about a trillion other things.

Dummy-dancing = yes, creepoid. Though not as creepoid as the great singing-saw lady at 42nd who for some reason makes this weird, blissful, and totally frightening face while she's playing.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

So you don't think it's because white, blue collar people are afraid of fast-moving trains?

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Yay black dude with half his head shaved singing Beatles.

Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

The creepiest thing in the stations are the guys doing the Latin dancing with female dummies strapped to their feet. It looks like they're dancing with a corpse.

i agree! xpost

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

i'm more annoyed by people who don't follow the "let passengers leave the train before entering" rule, personally.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

At the 51st st C & E station (downtown side) there's two teenage girls who sing 60's R&B hits at around 5pm, they're totally adorable.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

My favorite = I saw two nervous kids once, probably 14/15 or so, who'd clearly been sitting in someone's bedroom writing -- one of them played beats + piano on one little keyboard (percussion setting on the left hand), and the other one sang wonderfully (though only when the first one nudged him and said "you have to sing louder!"), and they'd written these great kinda Timbaland-styled pop r&b numbers. You could tell it was some big nerve-wracking fit of ambition that had them there, like "how will anyone hear this? We'll play in the subway." And I'm sure right now they're recording a boombox/condenser-mic demo tape.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

The following two songs should be banned in the subway:

No Woman, No Cry (Sorry, Bob)
Knockin' on Heaven's Dorr (Sorry, Bob)

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

um, Door...

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

My least favorite dude is the black dude who sings that "need someone to lean on" song. I hope he falls under the tracks. He sucks

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

best reggae song ever heard in subway:

rasta asked little kid what his teddy bear's name was, then improvised a song based around "Jackson, the Teddy Bear". kid was smiles ear to ears and i saw Dad palm him a twenty.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe just "people who grew up in the city," which again = largely non-white.


er, is NYC "largely" non-white? new Orleans (before Katrina), Detroit sure, but even today i think the sizable "white' pop is a rather large minority, any stats on that? (sorry for nit-picky). but you're right about maybe being a native thing, I would do this a lot back in the day(often due to seat, odor or ac issues, but sometimes just cuz i could)

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I think nyc is less than 50% anglo?

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, i'd imagine if you confined it to a) people who live in the five boroughs and b) take the subway it would be pretty close

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_New_York_City

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

sizable 'white' pop is what ilm digs

gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

definitely less than 50%, I just read "largely" as being like "overwhelmingly", but perhaps i was misreading

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

i've noticed that white guys in business suits are pretty apt to sit close to the subway doors in a window seat and stare smugly out the window.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I don't really know the exact demographics, Timmy. But the closer you get to Manhattan, anyway, the more it seems like people who grew up in NYC are in large part non-white and working-class; lots of the city's white population comes from elsewhere (even if it's just Long Island, or something), and the middle-class among them head back out suburban when families get old enough. But this seems less true as you head out into the far residential bits of Queens, and certain gentrified bits of Brooklyn, and definitely untrue for, say, Staten Island. And I might not be sufficiently in-touch with the more upper-middle-class white-Manhattanite-family demographic.

But the demographic of "kids who ride the subway home from school through Manhattan" is definitely not-very-white.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha, now we'll have the matching question: "In NYC, do more whites than blacks get taken to the playground by Jamaican women employed by their parents?"

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

I was on a super-nice part of Hollis ave in Queens waiting for a bus and people stared at me cause I was white.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Are you sure? Did you ask? Maybe there was a booger hanging out of your nose.

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'd stare at black people if they were where my parents live

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

well i grew up in the 70s when there were still largish white ethnic enclaves(irish & italian) in the bronx, brooklyn & queens, but yeah, Manhattan mostly upper middles, and they weren't on the subway much as teens, true. But NYC = 5 boros, don't ya know..... even lowly Richmond Co.

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha, cap'n save-an outer boro.

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Did you see the news about the guy being charged with a hate crime for busting a white woman's windshield? It was at a mall. He felt the mall was becoming "too white," so he smashed her windshield with a rock. Total man-bites-dog action.

(xpost yeah, Timmy, I think those enclaves have diminished somewhat, at least closer to the city core. But yeah, when it comes to white native New Yorkers who aren't just wealthy, the bulk of those I encounter are either Italian or Jewish.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

How is that not a hate crime, nabisco?

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Where did I say it wasn't, shookout???

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I think that was sort of what everybody predicted would happen when they started passing hate-crimes laws.

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I thought that's what you meant by 'total man bites dog action.'

According to the census, whites have been a minority in NYC since the '80s. And the same will be true of NY state in a few years, according to the New York Times on 3/7/06

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New York Times
March 7, 2006
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By SAM ROBERTS
The influx of foreigners to New York and its suburbs and the continuing exodus of non-
Hispanic whites to other parts of the country have transformed the face of metropolitan
New York so profoundly that whites will constitute a minority of the region's population
within a few years, demographers say.
The shift would make New York the first large metropolitan area outside the South and
West in which whites do not make up a majority, according to an analysis of 2004
Census estimates by the Brookings Institution that was released yesterday.
The analysis also reveals a historic reversal: For the first time since at least the 19th
century, the black population of both the city and, to a lesser extent, the region, has
declined. In the five boroughs, according to the estimates, the number of blacks declined
by about 30,000 since 2000, dipping below 30 percent of the overall population, as the
migration of blacks to the suburbs and areas like the South outpaced immigration from
the Caribbean and Africa.
In contrast, the analysis found that while the greater New York region over all lost
162,000 non-Hispanic whites and several hundred blacks from 2000 to 2004, the region
gained 288,000 Hispanic people and 201,000 Asians — more Asians, in fact, than any
other metropolitan area.
Increasingly, the New York region's growing multiracial makeup reflects the changing
face of the inner ring of suburbs as many new immigrants bypass the city altogether or
migrate from the city to neighboring counties after a generation or less.
What makes the city and the region unusual, though, is that among the nation's 88
metropolitan areas with half a million or more people, New York is one of only three —
Houston and Honolulu are the others — where the proportion of blacks, Hispanics and
Asians each exceeds their share of the national population.
Whites have been a minority in New York City since the 1980's. But now that shift is
extending to the wider metropolitan area, driven by immigration and higher birth rates
among immigrants. Already, non-Hispanic whites are a minority of the metropolitan
area's population younger than 15.
"New York is still the classic melting pot, with a whole diverse array of immigrants
coming in, but the suburbs are now becoming part of this bigger melting pot," said
William H. Frey, the Brookings Institution demographer who conducted the analysis.
"The suburbs are now tasting this new diversity."
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His analysis found that whites declined to 52.2 percent of the population in 2004 from
54.2 percent in 2000 in the census-defined metropolitan area, which includes the city,
Long Island, the northern suburbs, northern New Jersey and northeastern Pennsylvania,
but not Connecticut.
"We went down 2.1 percent from 2000 to 2004," Dr. Frey said. "If we go another 2
percent before the end of the decade, you're there." He added: "The suburbs are now
contributing to this. They've all shown a decline in the percent of whites since 1990."
The approaching statistical milestone in the New York region has not been unexpected by
demographers.
"What this shows is that the pattern is spreading out," said Andrew A. Beveridge, a
demographer at Queens College of the City University of New York, "and the non-
Hispanic white population is continuing to dwindle."
"The New York metropolitan area is becoming more like the city, and the nation's
metropolitan areas are becoming more like New York," Dr. Beveridge said.
The trend was foreshadowed in an earlier analysis by New York's Department of City
Planning, which found that while the region's ethnic and racial numbers had been driven
for several decades by changes in the five boroughs, those changes were also being
mirrored in the suburban counties closest to the city.
"The inner-ring suburbs are emulating the city," said Joseph J. Salvo, director of the
department's population division.
What's happening in New York has already occurred in metropolitan areas in the West
and South, including Los Angeles, Miami, Houston and San Francisco.
The proportion of whites has also dipped to just over a majority in the San Diego,
Washington, Dallas and Las Vegas metropolitan regions as Asian and Hispanic people
disperse beyond central cities and their suburbs and as blacks migrate to the South. In
each of those areas, whites are already a minority of the population under age 15.
Atlanta led large metropolitan areas in black population growth and is poised to overtake
Chicago as the region with the second-highest black population in total numbers, after
New York.
In 1990, metropolitan Los Angeles and New York accounted for 30 percent of the
nation's Hispanic population. By 2004, those two regions were home to only 23 percent
of Hispanic people.
"For immigrant minorities, especially, friendship and family networks have drawn them
to traditional ports of entry, even during times when labor market considerations would
suggest they move elsewhere," Dr. Frey wrote. "Blacks, as well, have tended to follow
well-worn patterns, initially out of the South and, later, to a network of cities across the
North and West."
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But more recently, he concluded, "many lower-skilled Hispanic migrants are moving to
fast-growing areas of the country, in response to retail, service and construction job
growth, while higher-skilled minority migrants are following the same professional
opportunities that have attracted whites."
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Minorities avoid wilderness activities,
advocates look for fix
By MICHAEL HILL
Associated Press Writer
August 25, 2005, 11:01 AM EDT
Bunyan Bryant has camped by the shores of Lake Huron for decades and usually sees the
same thing: green trees, blue skies and white people.
"I seldom see other African-Americans or even other minorities camping," said Bryant,
director of the Environmental Justice Initiative at the University of Michigan.
"Sometimes they might be with another church group or something like that, but truly
speaking it doesn't happen."
It's the same story from New York's Adirondacks to Arizona's canyons: there's a lack of
ethnic and racial diversity in the outdoor areas where people hike, camp, mountain bike,
paddle and picnic. In a time when minority populations are growing, wilderness
advocates and administrators are reaching out to blacks, Hispanics and Asians to change
that.
"We're only serving part of the public now and we aspire to represent many, many people
who are not using all the public lands," said Neil Woodworth of the Adirondack
Mountain Club.
The Outdoor Industry Foundation this summer reported that 79 percent of people taking
part in outdoor activities like hiking and kayaking last year were Caucasian, 6 percent
were black and 4 percent were Hispanic.
Blacks and Hispanics combined make up 27 percent of the U.S. population.
The U.S. Forest Service found similar trends in Arizona, where whites accounted for 88
percent or more of the visitors to the six national forests in that state, even though
Hispanics make up about a quarter of the state's population.
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Economic and geographic conditions have something to do with it _ think of a city
dweller who lacks a car, or even the money to buy a tent. But money has become less a
factor as more blacks and Hispanics enter the middle class, said Alan Spears, associate
director of cultural diversity programs at the National Parks Conservation Association.
Advocates and academics say cultural factors can play a large part. Marta Maldonado of
Iowa State University's sociology department said the concept of "wilderness" is a
western European idea, not one necessarily shared by minority groups. As U.S. Forest
Chief Dale Bosworth noted in a speech early this year, "the face of conservation has
traditionally been rural and white. "
For blacks descended from sharecroppers, camping might have associations of living on a
farm and of poverty, Bryant said. Hispanics whose families are new to this country might
have the same sort of negative associations with roughing it, Spears said.
While reasons for avoiding the woods can be different for different groups, there might
be a common feeling among minorities that it is unwelcome territory.
"It's all couched under a larger fear that maybe with some of these public lands, you're
going to run into white supremacists in camouflage clothing running seven-man assault
drills or something like that," Spears said.
Whatever the reasons, advocates for public land use are concerned. Aside from wanting
to make sure the widest range of people take advantage of natural areas, the Adirondack
Mountain Club's Woodworth noted that minorities represent a growing constituency who
will be weighing in on land use policies.
Woodworth's group has a number of programs aimed at introducing minority children to
the outdoors. The Breakfree program run by its mid-Hudson Valley chapter takes high
school students in Poughkeepsie out to climb mountains, camp overnight or paddle up the
Hudson.
"We have to make the effort to say `You're welcome here,"' said Breakfree's Tom Lint.
Similarly, the National Wildlife Federation's Earth Tomorrow program targets inner-city
kids in Houston, Atlanta, Detroit, Seattle and elsewhere. The kids fish, hike or listen to
talks on endangered species.
Federal officials also have been trying to make parks more hospitable to a wider array of
people.
Improvements to the Applewhite Picnic Area in California's San Bernardino National
Forest include bilingual signs, hosts that speak Spanish and larger picnic tables to
accommodate bigger groups. Now, about 80 percent of people using Applewhite are
Hispanics, an increase from years past, said Deborah Chavez of the service's Pacific
Southwest Research Station.
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Chavez notes that it can be difficult to promote park areas to Hispanics since they tend to
respond more to word of mouth than advertisements and brochures.
That's why so many advocates focus on outreach: once people start showing up in
wilderness areas, the problem often takes care of itself.
"Once you get people to the Grand Canyon," Spears said, "you don't have to do a lot of
talking."
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On the Net:
Environmental Justice Initiative: http://eji.snre.umich.edu/index.html
The Outdoor Industry Association: http://www.outdoorindustry.org/
U.S. Forest Service: http://www.fs.fed.us/
Adirondack Mountain Club: http://www.adk.org/
National Wildlife Federation: http://www.nwf.org/

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

i've noticed that white guys in business suits are pretty apt to sit close to the subway doors in a window seat and stare smugly out the window.

another thing white guys in business suits are apt to do: spread out their fucking newspapers to the fullest as they're reading them, no matter how full the car is.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah got one (1) NYTimes origami technique, asshats. It's not hard.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Is the NYtimes the only non-tabloid style paper?

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

No, just referring to the old expression -- "dog bites man, that's not news; man bites dog, now that's news."

This would have been news either way, but obviously there's something odd and inverted about a black man throwing a rock through a white person's window because there are too many of them around and "there goes the neighborhood," etc.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

One thing we can rule out, for sure: unemployed youths between the ages of 15 and 25 who change subway cars with serious, businesslike expressions on their faces are certainly not scoping out who to rob, looking for gangland enemies, or trying to build up reputations as hardmen, like the kids who hang around subway stairs for no apparent reason, and whose hard, hungry gaze sheeplike commuters fearfully avoid. That goes without saying.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

What if they're Japanese?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

How do you know they're unemployed, dickweed?

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Arg, Momus, in addition to being totally banal and not nearly as opposed to some ILX orthodoxy as you're probably pretending right now, that's actually really not that true: young men hanging out trying to look hard are in most cases not scoping out robberies or enemies and are in fact (Occam's Razor) just trying to look/be hard.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think Momus's G.O.P. level just reached OT VII

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Let's play a game where we take Momus to the end of various outer borough train lines and ditch him with no money or phone!

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

you could do that merely by convincing him that east new york = the new williamsburg.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

the cars that are locked are on the letter lines coz they're wider and coming around tight turns they'll squeeze closer together (thanks to the magic of geometry) and so can actually smoosh someone between them.

but, officially, yeah, nobody's supposed to walk thru even the unlocked ones on the number lines either.

kids mainly walk thru cars for the adventure component, yeah, and i think that yeah you'll have lots more black and latino kids riding the subway to/from school than white ones for a thousand reasons having to do w/ demographics and the weird way the ny school system works in assigning kids to schools and etc.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)


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