For the Love of Garlic

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Garlic, I love you.

Marry me?

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

I could never be a vampire because I love it too much.

Sigh.

Brandon vs. Dylan: Sideburn Showdown! (kate), Friday, 9 June 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

my wee always smell worse and become more viscous after eating lots of garlic

ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

the poo becomes more fluffy though

ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

My Maths Gran used to really really hate it, to the point where she didn't want us to have it at the table, and swore it made our sweat (sorry, perspiration, Maths Gran would never hve used a word as common as "sweat") smell bad.

Brandon vs. Dylan: Sideburn Showdown! (kate), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

It surely is the greatest taste sensation ever.

Does anyone (besides my mum) hate garlic?

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

I think I've become immune to the smell of my garlicky body. If it's true that it comes out in your sweat then my colleagues and friends must be very polite indeed.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

it does come out of sweat, a bit. but only if you don't wee

people who hate garlic are weird.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

Lately I've been roasting like 10 heads of garlic at a time, and using the resulting paste as a spread for sandwiches.

The resulting paste.

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

How do you get the best of out of your garlic?

Crushing > chopping?

Roasting > frying?

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

Between two intact cloves?

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

garlic changes the taste of my mangina z.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh, i love Road Garlic but my oven still doens't work. So I tend to chop and fry so it goes all crunchy and brown, yummmm!

Garlic bagels are the best thing ever.

Brandon vs. Dylan: Sideburn Showdown! (kate), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

apparently if you're cooking if you chop them you get better flavour because the juice gets retained in the garlic for longer otherwise it'd get evaporated as soon as you heat it.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

I tend to crush mine cause it so much less fiddly than chopping.

I chop when I'm in a patient mood.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

I love garlic.
I normally just cut it into thin slices and put it on warm bread and eat that.
It is true about the sweat, though. So I normally only eat it when I don't have to meet people the day after.

clodia pulchra (emo by proxy), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

I mince and sautee garlic in olive oil before cooking anything. Even cake.

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmm, garlic sandwich....

Lurpac with Garlic is num too.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

Has anybody else ate whole raw garlic cloves to open up breathing passages when you're stuffed up with a cold?

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

No, but I was under the impression that it helped prevent colds.

Doesn't work for me, I get my usual stock four colds a year despite consuming garlic and chillies with almost every meal.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

I love garlic. It's basically one of my essential criteria for friendship.
"Oh, you don't like garlic?" *turns and walks away*

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

Roasted garlic (I prefer to do them in little tinfoil packets on the BBQ) then the paste squeezed out and spread onto baguette... OH GOD SO GOOD

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

Has anybody else ate whole raw garlic cloves to open up breathing passages when you're stuffed up with a cold?

I have. I've also roasted several garlic bulbs in the oven to accomplish this.

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Jessica Garlick = Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

JTS (JTS), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

"Pauly had this system for chopping the garlic.. he would use a razor blade, so that it was so thin it would liquify in the pan with just a few drops of oil. It was a very good system."

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

roasting an entire thingy of it, with the skin on is wonderful. Then you eat the whole thing (what is it called - the whole thing not a clove) and each clove slides out of the skin all melty.

Also I like it raw on peanut butter on bread.

Vast amounts of it raw, mmmm. But I do worry about the smell - sometimes it puts me off myself when it comes out of my skin (lasts for about a day!) and makes me not smell like myself.

spectra (spectra), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

I think "head" is the proper terminology for "the whole thing".

The squeezing it out of the skin is my favorite part. One "whole thing" inevitably gets squeezed directly into my mouth.

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

I like to think that the amt. of garlic I eat is the reason mosquitoes don't bother me so much.

The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

The squeezing it out of the skin is my favorite part. One "whole thing" inevitably gets squeezed directly into my mouth.

-- mummy wrapped in bacon (nickaliciou...), June 9th, 2006 12:59 PM. (nickalicious)

I totally wanted to ctrl+c this to the "ilx out of context" thread, but the search function is being an asshole.

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

"Bulb" is the word for the group of cloves, I think.

nickn (nickn), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i made burgers last night from HAMBURGER BEEF MEAT plus worcestire sauce and bleu cheese and some minced-ass white onion and garlic but really the mixture was mostly garlic. there was a lot of garlic, is what i'm trying to say. i pan-fried the burgers in classic american butter.

ath (ath), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

the bleu cheese nuggets were hidden (stuffed) inside the meat patties so they melted where the eye could not see

ath (ath), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

those sound like some mighty fine burgers.
i also make superstar homemade burgers in a simlar fashion (i.e. lots of garlic in with the dead cow), but i prefer to use stilton

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

How about some pickled garlic, eh?

I got a bunch of cloves in the friggo marinating in balsamic vinegar. Most of the recipes I've seen call for boiling the garlic first, but I'm not sure I want to risk destroying garlic goodness, and I'm happy to cold-pickle. What's the best way to pickle garlic?

libcrypt, Monday, 24 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

I bought Lazy Garlic, which is pickled - it took a lot to convince me that the rancid vinegar would cook off when my garlic was cooking.

I just chuck it into whatever I'm cooking and the garlic survives.

*rumpie*, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

Dinner last night - slices of tomato with fresh garlic and cheddar cheese, nicoise olives, cornichons, bread. YUM

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

my garlic breath is kickin right now

carne asada, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

OMG you all are making me hungry for its savory roasty kicky goodness. I want tapas and pickled garlic!

Laurel, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I made chicken with forty cloves of garlic tonight! Garlicky!

G00blar, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

I make that in the slow cooker sometimes. Awes.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Me: Garlic are you the best thing ever?

Garlic: Although I am inclined to humility, it would be dishonest to disagree that I am, in your words, "the best thing ever."

Me: And you only cost like 17¢ each, but you improve the state of my life by 10^17.

Garlic: Ah, I don't want to get a swollen head. The lime is a fine food as well.

Me: Dear god you have no idea. But you're my first love.

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)

lime and garlic, two cheap as chips ingredients that improve meals no end.

Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus (snoball), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

Preach it! Keep PREACHING the truth!

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, it's amazing how much difference a small lime makes to a chili's depth of flavours.

Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus (snoball), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

Mashed potatoes now taste tearfully bland without like 3 heads of roast garlic.

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

Got some tofu marinating right now in lemon + tahini + hell of garlic...I am so stoked to cook this shit UP.

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

I didn't know garlic was so modest! I expected it would be all French and looking down on lower condiments, but your conversation has opened my eyes. Will get some now, next time I go grocery shopping.

StanM, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

It lives in the dirt its whole life and then gets sold for very cheap, it can't evade its roots (if you will).

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

Can you believe some people don't even like garlic?

They are no friends of mine !

carne asada, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

How weird; I was very close to starting a garlic thread about a fortnight ago. I love the stuff, and cook with it very often; a greengrocer near me has the best bulbs ever. My parents, and Em's dad, all hate it. Swines.

Sickamous (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

I propose we create the garlic haters haters club!

StanM, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

(None of you like Brussels sprouts though, right?)

StanM, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

i do liek brussel sprouts oven roasted to almost burnt with GARLIC

carne asada, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

My tip of the day: if you don't have roasted garlic on hand but you want garlic mashed potatoes, throw the cloves into the water to cook with the potatoes. They'll get soft and smashable about the same time.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

I microwave the heads in olive oil for abt eight minutes; gonna have to try your method bcz it's surprisingly easy to f this up in the microwave.

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

Garlic (vs Onions) thread from years ago.

TS Garlic vs. Onion

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

The ultimate no-win situation.

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:59

you OTM

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

my gurl loves to mince garlic, and gets all smiley when she finishes hyperventillating on her fingertips; so kyoot!

garlic, i lurve u

clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

your gurl sounds like the coolest

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

gee-ya, she a'ite

clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

Just ate some peanut-garlic curry thing. Garlic is pretty damn awesome.

the stain specialist (Viceroy), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

Its very sad, here the cheap garlic is chinese-grown stuff. They flooded our market with their crappy cheap, flavourless buttons, so now the quality, locally grown stuff (with the fat fat cloves and the purply outer skin) costs $25 a kg. Yes thats right.

I pay it. Garlic is important, man. I'm gonna try growing some I think. Apparently fresh "spring garlic" (the green shoots on young bulbs) is nice in salad? Never tried it though. I guess it would be like chives.

Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

I live in the SF south bay and man, sometimes in the early morning you can actually smell Gilroy. Mmm.

dice in my pockets (csa), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

... I grew up there.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

I never smelled you, I don't think. )

dice in my pockets (csa), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

probably not ... the thing is, not all of Gilroy smells like garlic. Growing up, you could trace north/south movement on the old highway by smell. First, there was the mushroom compost, then the egg farm, then the tomato cannery, and finally the garlic.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 13 August 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

Do you guys think babies at the age of starting to eat non-leche food items would like roasted garlic?

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

too farty

luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

Tonight was a good night for roasted garlic, bread and too much wine.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)

eat garlic while breastfeeding so yr babby develops good palate

tehresa, Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:04 (sixteen years ago)

i want to know more about gilroy. i've only smelled its charms en route to/from the bay area.

señor wig day (get bent), Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:28 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

I think I eat garlic in maybe 2 out of 3 meals every day. is it dangerous to eat too much garlic. I'm kind of afraid all my sweat and bodily fluids are going to become garlic flavored.

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

because people are clamouring to taste yr sweat and body fluids?

iirc lots of garlic = a good thing.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

no, I just wonder if people are like "there goes that guy who smells like garlic...or worse" whenever I walk by

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

hmm i see your point.

ask randomly, it might be a neat icebreaker

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

those are some active mothers

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

is garlic as good as ten cougars?

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

will eating cougars attract or repel ten garlics?

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

wait I mean will eating ten garlic attract or repel cougars

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

1 garlic = 10 mothers
10 mothers = 1 cougar

1 garlic = 1 cougar

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

The Romans used to insert whole cloves of garlic into their anuses, you know. I forget why.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

If I have 10 cougars and go to the market, how many garlics will I be able to purchase? Answer must be shown in mothers.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

xpost WAHT

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 July 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

iirc lots of garlic = a good thing

not necessarily, according to Chinese medicine there is a balance. too much does something to your yin; or is it yang....
xpost

If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Thursday, 1 July 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

I made arabic garlic sauce (one and a half heads of garlic, a half cup of olive oil, some lemon juice, salt and black pepper) the other night and have put it on everything. FFFFFFFUCK!

Almighty & k.d. lang (lpz), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

i made a bunch of black-eyed peas and chard w/ tomato and stuff and the recipe suggested yogurt/garlic sauce and it is great but the raw garlic really sticks w/ u

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

I got elephant garlic in my delivery this week. I had to send a picture of it to /\/\/\/\/\/\ this ILX poster to identify for me

Salted gnocchimole (admrl), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

i have a black bean chili going in my crock pot right now... it has an entire head of (sauteed) garlic in it.

Pies and Whispers (get bent), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

My boyfriend says when he washes my cutting board that it unleashes a history of past garlic smells. ?!??!!!
I am eating some hummus I made that is SO full of garlic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKntZJ_TZPA

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)


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