Garlic, I love you.
Marry me?
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)
Sigh.
― Brandon vs. Dylan: Sideburn Showdown! (kate), Friday, 9 June 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:02 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Brandon vs. Dylan: Sideburn Showdown! (kate), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)
Does anyone (besides my mum) hate garlic?
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)
people who hate garlic are weird.
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)
The resulting paste.
― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)
Crushing > chopping?
Roasting > frying?
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)
― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)
Garlic bagels are the best thing ever.
― Brandon vs. Dylan: Sideburn Showdown! (kate), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)
I chop when I'm in a patient mood.
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)
― clodia pulchra (emo by proxy), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)
Lurpac with Garlic is num too.
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)
― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)
Doesn't work for me, I get my usual stock four colds a year despite consuming garlic and chillies with almost every meal.
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)
― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)
I have. I've also roasted several garlic bulbs in the oven to accomplish this.
― LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)
― JTS (JTS), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)
― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)
Also I like it raw on peanut butter on bread.
Vast amounts of it raw, mmmm. But I do worry about the smell - sometimes it puts me off myself when it comes out of my skin (lasts for about a day!) and makes me not smell like myself.
― spectra (spectra), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)
The squeezing it out of the skin is my favorite part. One "whole thing" inevitably gets squeezed directly into my mouth.
― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)
― The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)
-- mummy wrapped in bacon (nickaliciou...), June 9th, 2006 12:59 PM. (nickalicious)
I totally wanted to ctrl+c this to the "ilx out of context" thread, but the search function is being an asshole.
― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)
― nickn (nickn), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)
― ath (ath), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)
― ath (ath), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)
― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)
How about some pickled garlic, eh?
I got a bunch of cloves in the friggo marinating in balsamic vinegar. Most of the recipes I've seen call for boiling the garlic first, but I'm not sure I want to risk destroying garlic goodness, and I'm happy to cold-pickle. What's the best way to pickle garlic?
― libcrypt, Monday, 24 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)
I bought Lazy Garlic, which is pickled - it took a lot to convince me that the rancid vinegar would cook off when my garlic was cooking.
I just chuck it into whatever I'm cooking and the garlic survives.
― *rumpie*, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)
Dinner last night - slices of tomato with fresh garlic and cheddar cheese, nicoise olives, cornichons, bread. YUM
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
my garlic breath is kickin right now
― carne asada, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
OMG you all are making me hungry for its savory roasty kicky goodness. I want tapas and pickled garlic!
― Laurel, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
I made chicken with forty cloves of garlic tonight! Garlicky!
― G00blar, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
I make that in the slow cooker sometimes. Awes.
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
Me: Garlic are you the best thing ever?
Garlic: Although I am inclined to humility, it would be dishonest to disagree that I am, in your words, "the best thing ever."
Me: And you only cost like 17¢ each, but you improve the state of my life by 10^17.
Garlic: Ah, I don't want to get a swollen head. The lime is a fine food as well.
Me: Dear god you have no idea. But you're my first love.
― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
lime and garlic, two cheap as chips ingredients that improve meals no end.
― Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus (snoball), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
Preach it! Keep PREACHING the truth!
― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)
I mean, it's amazing how much difference a small lime makes to a chili's depth of flavours.
― Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus (snoball), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)
Mashed potatoes now taste tearfully bland without like 3 heads of roast garlic.
― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)
Got some tofu marinating right now in lemon + tahini + hell of garlic...I am so stoked to cook this shit UP.
― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)
I didn't know garlic was so modest! I expected it would be all French and looking down on lower condiments, but your conversation has opened my eyes. Will get some now, next time I go grocery shopping.
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
It lives in the dirt its whole life and then gets sold for very cheap, it can't evade its roots (if you will).
― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
Can you believe some people don't even like garlic?
They are no friends of mine !
― carne asada, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
How weird; I was very close to starting a garlic thread about a fortnight ago. I love the stuff, and cook with it very often; a greengrocer near me has the best bulbs ever. My parents, and Em's dad, all hate it. Swines.
― Sickamous (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)
I propose we create the garlic haters haters club!
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)
(None of you like Brussels sprouts though, right?)
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
i do liek brussel sprouts oven roasted to almost burnt with GARLIC
― carne asada, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
My tip of the day: if you don't have roasted garlic on hand but you want garlic mashed potatoes, throw the cloves into the water to cook with the potatoes. They'll get soft and smashable about the same time.
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)
I microwave the heads in olive oil for abt eight minutes; gonna have to try your method bcz it's surprisingly easy to f this up in the microwave.
― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
Garlic (vs Onions) thread from years ago.
TS Garlic vs. Onion
― The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)
The ultimate no-win situation.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:59
you OTM
― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)
my gurl loves to mince garlic, and gets all smiley when she finishes hyperventillating on her fingertips; so kyoot!
garlic, i lurve u
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)
your gurl sounds like the coolest
― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
gee-ya, she a'ite
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
Just ate some peanut-garlic curry thing. Garlic is pretty damn awesome.
― the stain specialist (Viceroy), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)
Its very sad, here the cheap garlic is chinese-grown stuff. They flooded our market with their crappy cheap, flavourless buttons, so now the quality, locally grown stuff (with the fat fat cloves and the purply outer skin) costs $25 a kg. Yes thats right.
I pay it. Garlic is important, man. I'm gonna try growing some I think. Apparently fresh "spring garlic" (the green shoots on young bulbs) is nice in salad? Never tried it though. I guess it would be like chives.
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)
I live in the SF south bay and man, sometimes in the early morning you can actually smell Gilroy. Mmm.
― dice in my pockets (csa), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
... I grew up there.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
I never smelled you, I don't think. )
― dice in my pockets (csa), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
probably not ... the thing is, not all of Gilroy smells like garlic. Growing up, you could trace north/south movement on the old highway by smell. First, there was the mushroom compost, then the egg farm, then the tomato cannery, and finally the garlic.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 13 August 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
Do you guys think babies at the age of starting to eat non-leche food items would like roasted garlic?
― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
too farty
― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)
Tonight was a good night for roasted garlic, bread and too much wine.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)
eat garlic while breastfeeding so yr babby develops good palate
― tehresa, Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:04 (sixteen years ago)
i want to know more about gilroy. i've only smelled its charms en route to/from the bay area.
― señor wig day (get bent), Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:28 (sixteen years ago)
I think I eat garlic in maybe 2 out of 3 meals every day. is it dangerous to eat too much garlic. I'm kind of afraid all my sweat and bodily fluids are going to become garlic flavored.
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
because people are clamouring to taste yr sweat and body fluids?
iirc lots of garlic = a good thing.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
no, I just wonder if people are like "there goes that guy who smells like garlic...or worse" whenever I walk by
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
hmm i see your point.
ask randomly, it might be a neat icebreaker
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://api.ning.com/files/QPb73Plz-Kv50saKQ5hJO6asD0OUlp0uGzj6BFb-yIJc6eo2XoS2iwKREnAJQrH60hvbJ-C1wQrCEFWhaDTui-Q4axfgH1d4/garlic.jpg
― conrad, Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
those are some active mothers
― I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
is garlic as good as ten cougars?
― I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
will eating cougars attract or repel ten garlics?
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
wait I mean will eating ten garlic attract or repel cougars
1 garlic = 10 mothers10 mothers = 1 cougar
1 garlic = 1 cougar
― I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
The Romans used to insert whole cloves of garlic into their anuses, you know. I forget why.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
If I have 10 cougars and go to the market, how many garlics will I be able to purchase? Answer must be shown in mothers.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
xpost WAHT
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 July 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
iirc lots of garlic = a good thing
not necessarily, according to Chinese medicine there is a balance. too much does something to your yin; or is it yang....xpost
― If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Thursday, 1 July 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
I made arabic garlic sauce (one and a half heads of garlic, a half cup of olive oil, some lemon juice, salt and black pepper) the other night and have put it on everything. FFFFFFFUCK!
― Almighty & k.d. lang (lpz), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
i made a bunch of black-eyed peas and chard w/ tomato and stuff and the recipe suggested yogurt/garlic sauce and it is great but the raw garlic really sticks w/ u
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
I got elephant garlic in my delivery this week. I had to send a picture of it to /\/\/\/\/\/\ this ILX poster to identify for me
― Salted gnocchimole (admrl), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
i have a black bean chili going in my crock pot right now... it has an entire head of (sauteed) garlic in it.
― Pies and Whispers (get bent), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
My boyfriend says when he washes my cutting board that it unleashes a history of past garlic smells. ?!??!!!I am eating some hummus I made that is SO full of garlichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKntZJ_TZPA
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)