i dream of momus .

Isn't there an 'I Love Momus' board existing? I'm thiking I should start one for you all!

last night i dreamed of DJ MARTIAN!! (actually more boringly i dreamed i was correcting ALL my blog links — there were thousands — because they all contained the same error that DJM yesterday pointed out his did)

surely this = most boring ILx-related dream evah? (despite notional DJM-involvement)

I WOULD LIKE TO DREAM OF GENIE BUT I THINK SHE HAD SOME ODD HEARTBREAK EVEN T IN HER LIFE, BUT WHAT WAS THE EVENT? I MUST FIND OUT ! ROSE RED! REDROSE!DERESOR

he was eating french pastries and hanging arround with a group of eldery french film actresses

I think you just described Our Lady of the Flowers.

I dreamed that Stephin Merritt had stopped by my parent's house in Connecticut on his way back to NY from Boston and offered me a ride to the city. I was in the back seat of his station wagon, he was up front with Reno Dakota. i was vaguely annoyed by their bitchy banter and wished I'd taken the train, ungrateful fuck that I am. As we approached Manhattan, something stirred up front and who should pop up between them but Anita Pallenberg! She looked like she'd woken up drunk. I turned around and there was Keith Richard in the way back. "Oh, look at her, what a mess, passed out on the floor" he said. I turned back and she'd morphed into Amanda Lear. I thought she looked great.

'Last year, I was outside JFK airport, waiting in the taxi queue while Hugh got the luggage. While I'm standing there, the door opens and Keith Richards comes out, gets into a car, and drives off. A few minutes later Hugh runs out and says, "Guess who was just at the luggage carousel? Mary Tyler Moore!" So it hadn't been Keith Richards after all.'

David Sedaris

YOU MIGHT ALSO MISTAKE A GNARLED, POUTY TREE STUMP FOR MICK SWAGGER

Spud in Trainspotting resembles Momus with his yellow glasses.

In 1995 I had to interview Ewen Bremner (Spud) for an article. I get to the Soho cafe where we'd arranged to meet and thought - for one split second - that Ewen with his shaved head, ski jacket and funny roll-neck *was* Nick. But only for a sec.

Last night I dreamt I was in love with Penolepe Cruz and then she turned into Cameron Diaz and then I ended up wearing a face mask.

I think I've had about three dreams about Momus. I'm not sure why, he just shows up from time to time.

The latest one was last month: I dreamt that I was at a park and Momus was there. Apparently we both frequented the park and started hanging out together by a small blue fishing net boat. Momus had some kind of portfolio and it was turned to a page with a Morrissey dollar. I don't remember how much it was worth, but Morrissey refused to pay Momus for designing his dollar because he didn't like the way his nose looked in the portrait. I said, "That ungrateful cock. I'd kill for a nose that perfect." Then he smiled and said, "You said once that you've never been to a concert. Who would you like to see in concert?" I replied..."you ::giggle/blush::, Magnetic Fields" "ah" "Nick Cave" "mmhhmm..." "Velvet Underground, the Smiths" "Neutral Milk Hotel" "I see"

Then I was at the grocery store, specifically at the meat section, and I was singing very enthusiastically, "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story. That was my favorite part of the dream.
La!