CLUES FOR COMEDIANS - JOKES THAT ARE DEAD

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Dennis Leary, stop telling jokes.

All other comedians: remember that annoying things from five or ten years ago are no longer actually annoying (see Dennis Leary's routine); we've gotten past whatever it was that was cool to commiserate about at first.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

mods, plz lock. spock, plz go away.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Saturday, 10 June 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

WOWZ

― The Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Saturday, 10 June 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon, dennis leary smokes ON AIRPLANES. that's hardcore!!!

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 10 June 2006 07:46 (nineteen years ago)

NO WAY. I call bullshit!

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 10 June 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

note: comedians telling annoying things from five or ten years ago is no longer actually annoying.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 10 June 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

Men and women are very different, don't you know.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Saturday, 10 June 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

people who pay attention to comedians are annoying.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Saturday, 10 June 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, TOMBOT! On a mission! What a dork.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

if i hear that fucking macarena song again, I'M gonna kill someone!

― latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 June 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

10 years ago is kosher now, right?

― latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 June 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Everything is Jewish in hindsight.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 12 June 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

mullets?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't it be great if my girlfriend left after sex?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Have you seen these kids with the baggy pants and the holes in their face?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

people who pay attention to comedians are annoying.

I agree, Pears can just fuck right off.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

what's the deal with the blue M&Ms? who are the ad wizards who came up with that?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

WHITEY CAN'T DANCE!

― The Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

Bill Clinton: so much for close but no cigar

― badg (badg), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

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