This is eight million times funnier than "That 80s Show" could ever
be.
― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Fifteen years later:
Guitarist: Clerk at the Guitar Centre, heavily tattooed, playing in
Nü Metal Band, sleeps with 16-year-old, sneers when recognized as a
member of this group (but is secretly thrilled)
Bassist: Now completely bald, working at a major consulting firm,
creates New Age Soundscapes using an expensive but slightly out-of-
date MIDI system, including Peavey Bass controller.
Singer: Still living at home in mother's basement, which smells like
cats.
― Colin Meeder, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Colin made me snort unnattractively, which is the closest thing to a laugh ILE
has given me on this miserable day.
― N., Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
You're MY obsession! (wags tounge salaciously)
Officially the *creepiest* thing Mike has ever said. On this board,
at least. And yes, the band is Animotion. Further hilarity:
http://www.animotionlive.com/images/1985/AstridBill85.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Fifteen Years Later, Continued:
Woman Singer: Mourning her ability to wear half-shirts.
― Colin Meeder, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
her name was Astrid (something or other) weren't it? don't know much
else about these folks tho.
― Kim, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I see camel toe ...
and there's a very un-PC word to sum up the picture in this header.
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Oh yeah, this picture reminds me of a very apt Wesley Willis song ...
CUT THE MULLET
Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Insure One, it's the insurance superstore
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
