The top 100 least likely housemates for Celebrity Big Brother

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One stipulation: they must be alive.

100. Christopher Lee
99. Stephan Hawking
98. Prince Harry

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 16 June 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

97. Marcello Carlin.

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 16 June 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

96. Shane MacGowan

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 June 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

95. Scott Walker

― Mat Wright (winterland), Friday, 16 June 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

94. Barry Davies

― darren (darren), Friday, 16 June 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

93. Our milkman

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 June 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

92 Greg Kitten

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

91. Bill Gates

― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

90. Muqtada al-Sadr

― Bucky Fullminster (vincent spano), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

89. Dick Cheney

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

88. Gary Glitter

... sorry, least likely

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

87. Pete Townshend
86. Chris Langham

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

85. Shahbaz tbh

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

84. hewhocannotbenamed

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

85. arthur c. clarke

crossposts

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

97. Marcello Carlin.

Does that mean I'm a celebrity now? Fancy.

95. Scott Walker
Surprise contender in next series - remember that Britvic ad in the '80s which provoked universal gasps of WTF?

82. Art Garfunkel

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

81. Moazzam Begg

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

80. Christian

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

79. Ian Brady ("Where did your housemates go, Ian?" "They, eh, left." "OK then, you win!")

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

78. Morrissey

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

77. Robert Wyatt

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

... no wheelchair access!

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

76. Melanie Phillips

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

75. Niall Ferguson

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

74. Catherine Deneuve

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

73. Peter Hitchens

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

72. Peter Oborne

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

73. Nikita from the song Nikita - who will never know anything about my home.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

72. Me, actually, I used to think I'd quite like it but the hate on this series is insane. They'd be shouting "You're TOO OLD!!!!" at me as I walked throught the door.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

"And TOO FAT!!!"

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

71. John Julius Norwich
70. Ian Huntley
69. Merzbow

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

68. Vladomir Putin

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

67. Aki Riihilahti

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

66. Gore Vidal

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

65. Nelson Mandela
64. V.S. Naipaul

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

63. Neil Warnock
62. Rebel MC

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

61. Thomas Pynchon

― p@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

60. Dick Cheney

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 June 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

oops. scratch that.

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 June 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

59. Davina

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 June 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

58. Louis Farrakhan

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Saturday, 17 June 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

(Davina has promised Chris Moyles that she will do an overnight in the house during the next CBB!)

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 17 June 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

60. (my original was a dupe) Muttiah Muralitharan

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 June 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

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