In big letters it says: ITS BIG AND VERY VERY NASTY
in a rosette it says: OUR BEST OFFER EVER
in another: HUGE 12CD BOX £19.99+p&p
the item = the CULT MOVIES BOX SET plus two free 3cd sets
"contains everything from a clockwork orange, goodfellas, driller killer, i spit on your grave, natural born killers, shivers, rabid, plan 9, rosemary's baby, cannibal holocaust, texas chainsaw and many more" — and if you look real carefully at the picture of the box you see "more" = Titanic
3cd set one = I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVY: AN ACT OF REVENGE. "The nastiest punks: dead kenndys, anti-nowhere, atv, adverts, peter and + test-tube babies, exploited and many more" and if you look real carefully at the picture of the sleeve, beside the babe in a torn bikini holding a KNIFE you see "more" = johnny thunders, ex pistols and eddie and the hot rods
3cd set two = LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY: on the cover an ahem "elf-maiden" in skimpy "elvish" garb w. cleavage and bow and arrow (in background: yoda pretending to be gollum): "3cd EROTIC SYMPHONY from the Lord of the Rings trilogy includes erotic map of middle earth"
underlay to all this, unsure if on offer or just decorative, the repeated cd sleeve of SCARLET DIVA starring Asia Argento
― mark s, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
on the cult movies box it says: "A
Connoisseur's Collection Of 12 C.D.'s. The
movies, Videos & Stars That Changed Our
Lives Forever"
Well I'm a connoisseur, aren't I?
― mark s, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
no it's an ad in the fortean times (it was
actually in my bag at the tup, dg, but i
didn't spot it till the bus home)
― mark s, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
ok i've found a link to the
company that
offers this delight, but i can't find it on
their site — which seems extremely poorly
constructed.
With fresh morning thinking I have realised
that the cult CDs are presumably film
soundtracks not the films themselves (those
are called DVDs, yes?. Also I can make out
another on the box cover: THE SOUL MONTY.
Any ideas what this might be?
I really really have to get this, no?
― mark s, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
scan it please, and someone buy it so we can all see just what is on
the erotic map of middle earth (sponsered by foot fetishists?)
― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
sadly i have no means to scan the ad
but i can hardly not buy it now
― mark s, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
can I send a money order and get one too? i dont care if I never eat
again, I NEED that box set
― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
if you're serious menelaus i will happily get two :email me off-board and we will work out uk=>nz prices and how to send it
bizarre = a magt i nevah dare purchase as purcahse => i am sad old lad-perv given lissome young fing in bikini on every cover
(yes yes she is attested denizen of MONDO BIZARRO eg has seen Close Encounters four times or some equally weak)
"here be BARELY LEGAL GOBLINS"
― mark s, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)