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U.S. gun owners accuse U.N. of July 4 conspiracy
By Irwin Arieff

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - Americans mistakenly worried the United Nations is plotting to take away their guns on July 4 -- U.S. Independence Day -- are flooding the world body with angry letters and postcards, the chairman of a U.N. conference on the illegal small arms trade said on Wednesday.

"I myself have received over 100,000 letters from the U.S. public, criticising me personally, saying, 'You are having this conference on the 4th of July, you are not going to get our guns on that day,'" said Prasad Kariyawasam, Sri Lanka's U.N. ambassador.

"That is a total misconception as far as we are concerned," Kariyawasam told reporters ahead of the two-week meeting opening on Monday.

For one, July 4 is a holiday at U.N. headquarters and the world body's staff will be watching a fireworks display from the U.N. lawn rather than attending any meetings, he said.

For another, the U.N. conference will look only at illegal arms and "does not in any way address legal possession," a matter left to national governments to regulate rather than the United Nations, he added.

The campaign is largely the work of the U.S. National Rifle Association, whose executive vice president, Wayne LaPierre, warns on an NRA Web site (http://www.stopungunban.org/) of a July 4 plot "to finalise a U.N. treaty that would strip all citizens of all nations of their right to self-protection."

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, here's a link to the article, and here's a photo from the article:

http://images.scotsman.com/2006/06/21/2006-06-21T215212Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKWD-UK-ARMS-UN.jpg

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

what happens when john birch-style "flouride = commienism" meets up with modern suburban impotence

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Somehow this all connects to the immunization causes autism nonsense, doesn't it.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

I also heard the U.N. was going to force women to get abortions on Easter!! See? It's all here in this pamphlet from the John Birch Society.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Did you know that feminism will make you destroy capitalism, leave your husband, and become a lesbian?

Man I have a lot of work to do today.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

RAWFL

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, the vaccinations are actually mind-control implants, and autistic children are actually soulless remote viewing machines piloted by unnamed parties from inside black helicopters.

Get your facts straight.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

- waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -

So not funny at all (this thread, that is, elmo is spot on). We should get the NRA on that Northern Ireland crisis, where they've been taking guns away from thousands of Protestants and Catholics who only want to protect themselves.

pleased to mitya (mitya), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I'm in so much trouble. I'm getting a tetanus shot myself next week, plus one of my kids has a mild autism disorder. Coincidence?

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

If you still haven't left your husband, then you're probably due for a booster. Please bring in his shotgun when you come for your shot, and we'll exchange it for some Angelina Jolie nudes.

kofi annan (mitya), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm afraid of Angelina Jolie, but if you've got John Malkovich, I'll take it.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, damn, I suck at this lesbian thing. How about... I don't know.. um... (desperately rejecting actresses I think are freaky)... um... Catherine Zeta-Jones. Because someone has to save her from Michael Douglas.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Don't give in, Sara!

Start homeschooling your children, make sure you have enough MRE's and iodine tabs to last a decade, fire up that welding torch and seal yourself into your underground shelter.

We will contact you via shortwave transmission when the world is safe for us again.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

I can see that I can count on you Elmo. To the batcaves!

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.saveourguns.com/unamerican001.jpg

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

still, seeing the video here is hilarious, as the guy wanders about his posho set. look! a suit of armor! a tiffany lamp! an embroidered flag!

check the list of "conspirators"/reactionary boogeymen:

Other International Antigun Groups participating in the U.N.’s Conference on Small Arms:

While IANSA works with American gun-ban groups, most of the active international antigun NGOs are not from the U.S. and, with the possible exception of Amnesty International, are not well known in this country. They make up a frightening network of activists:

* Amnesty International
* BASIC (British American Security Information Council): Its main focus is on nuclear issues, but it has been active on the “small arms issue” for ten years.
* Bonn International Center for Conversation: a German disarmament think tank.
* GRIP (Groupe de recherche et d’information sur la paix et la sécurité), Brussels: One of the most active international antigun NGOs, it has produced numerous reports on firearms marking, tracing, and brokering.
* ISS (Institute for Security Studies): a South African think tank.
* OXFAM: a U.K.-based peace and disarmament NGO.
* Ploughshares: a major Canadian “peace” NGO, extremely active in the small arms issue from the very start.
* Saferworld: major U.K. peace organization.
* SIPRI (Stockholm International Peace Research Institute), Sweden: also active in the small arms issue for almost ten years.


OH NOES! OXFAM IS COMING FOR US!

gullbility aside, this thing is hilarious as just a stunt to get folks to either buy their shitty book or join the NRA(book comes free, then).

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, if you look at the tabs, "Mastermind", "Conspirators", "Money Trail", you will see that there's almost no real information provided, just more verbage. I get the feeling that the book isn't going to be packed with facts either. OBVIOUS

You have to be completely uncritical to buy this bullshit. Is there anything to it? I don't know, but I don't trust anybody who withholds information, whether its because there is none or, worse, they're more interested in manipulation than education.

Cap'n obvious rests.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

When the New World Order invades Boone County, MO the janitors will be ready

Ken Roberts has seen plenty of graffiti, but a spray-painted message that appeared on a Boone County government building during the weekend still has him scratching his head.

"It’s not your basic vandals; it’s actually a conspiracy movement," said Roberts, who heads the county’s facilities maintenance department.

In neatly scrawled red paint, the graffiti artist sometime over the weekend wrote, "problem reaction solution… get it yet?" on a shed near the Boone County Johnson Building. A small stencil sketch of what appears to be a Continental soldier is next to the message.

Roberts didn’t know what to think when he first saw the graffiti yesterday. Later, inspired by crime scene investigation TV shows and "The Da Vinci Code," Roberts researched the message using Internet searches and was bowled over by what he found. According to various Web sites, the graffiti traces back to a government conspiracy theory. The idea is that when the government wants to do something, such as start a war or pass a law, officials create a problem that causes the public to demand a war or a law.

The writing was much different than other messages that have appeared on county buildings through the years.

"Sometimes we get the basic ‘f-- you cops’ graffiti," said Roberts. "But nothing of the political nature or of the educated nature."

Learning the graffiti was connected to a conspiracy theory made Roberts worry that it might be a prelude to a larger, possibly violent, plot against government buildings in Boone County.

Fsck Washing Ong's Hat (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)


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