If you were a Brazillian footballer, what would your nickname be?

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― Sunshinio (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Or even a Brazilian footballer...

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Mildo" WTF

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Dadaismosa - that's rubbish

― TS: Alan Stivell - A l'Olympia vs. Magma - Live/Hhaï (Dada), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

"Your Brazilname is "inho"."

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Mildo.

Rubbish.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

Willison?!

Fuck that, I'll be Guillermojito.

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

pineot

― the pinefox (the pinefox), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ceta

"Ceta dribbles past a defender, splits two more, shoots for the far post........ GOOOAALLL!

Works for me.

― Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

I got it wrong above.

Here is the real answer:

Oh, I say!

PINETO!

― the pinefox (the pinefox), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

BRONALDO

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

― A Study In Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

MONKINHO

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

mookieproeiro, obvs

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

"Mson" pssh.

I swapped first and sur names. Got the same answer.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

GOOBLSON

Awesome.

― gooblar (gooblar), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

BRAZILLIONAIRE

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Wrinklepinho

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Brazilian NOTHING, I'm taking "Lozzer".

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

however, if I use my anagrammatical Krautrock name, I get...

"Traito"

He scores Own Goals! And looks Really Pleased when he does!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

NOVA

i like it.

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

my techno name yields... JENALDO!

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Adolf Hitler = Hitlaldo

Osama bin Laden = Osamimo

Orlando Bloomps = Bloson (?!??!)

― TS: Alan Stivell - A l'Olympia vs. Magma - Live/Hhaï (Dada), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Nildo. Oh dear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

PeePee

― Bidfurd (Bidfurd), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

and a famed female musician who's not called by the source name any more would be:

"Marchinho"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Disappointingly, Bob Dylan = Dylando

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Pele is now "Lardo"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Your Brazilname is "Martildo"

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

I put in my porn name and got

EINHOSA

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Disappointingly, Bob Dylan = Dylando

It's like that Jerry Sadowitz line:

"I'm kind of a cross between Bob Dylan and Marlon Brando, I'm a dildo"

― TS: Alan Stivell - A l'Olympia vs. Magma - Live/Hhaï (Dada), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Friedrich Nietzsche = "Nietszchincha"???

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

"Shimurisco"

(I'll let you figure that one out)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

JAMERTO

I would prefer to be Moomindinho

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

Aimless.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I took the liberty of generating names for some who haven't yet shown up on this thread and this is what I got

Casuistry- CHRILDO
Amateurist- AMATEURIO SANTOS
jaymc - Jaça

― KA (Ken L), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Swinbaldo?!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

Aleca!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

I like it. It's catchy.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

RONADLO BLOOMPS

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 25 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/braz.jpg

― Crimea River (Mark C), Sunday, 25 June 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

Fergio.

― Fraggle O Rly (Ferg), Sunday, 25 June 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

Fergy O'.

― Fraggle O Rly (Ferg), Sunday, 25 June 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

"Seweiro".

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 25 June 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

Ala, amusingly enough.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Sunday, 25 June 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

Douglado!

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Sunday, 25 June 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

nichinho!

rofl @ 'bronaldo'

I think listing your squad number is also u+k. I am a 19.

― NEUBROMANCER (haitch), Monday, 26 June 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

Jama.

― Half loaf, half pompadour (noodle vague), Monday, 26 June 2006 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/Shirt.gif

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Monday, 26 June 2006 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

well anyway mine was "Rancoinho"

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Monday, 26 June 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

try "ronaldo" as first name and "lol" as last name

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 June 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

"michaaldo". can't decide whether or not the superfluous "a" is a good or bad thing.

― michael wells (michael w.), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

i just typed in "edson arantes do nascimento" and it came up with "pele". impressive.

― michael wells (michael w.), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

i too received this bit of office spam.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

breca or braldo.

adamrl to thread

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

cildo!?!?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, this thing is magical -- it said my nickname would be ABEBISCO!

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DID IT KNOW?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

it's magical!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS TOTALLY

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Based on my screenname I'd be Claudio Berminho

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

"Fat Bastard Ronaldo" gives Fat Bastaldo.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 07:08 (nineteen years ago)

my full name = Godwaldo. cooool!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

mine'd be Tito (q.t.obviously)

but i love Aimless's best!

― tiit (tiit), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

Is anyone else having problems with the link? Not sure if it's their site or our firewall

― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 09:25 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, link seems to have gone, it was OK yesterday.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

CUNTINHO

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

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