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What's the most unusual or oddly appropriate thing you've ever wiped your arse on? Have you ever actually used a newspaper or magazine you didn't like?

― Tom, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The very worst has been that little cardboard tublet that the toilet paper wraps itself around. There's no way you can tear that little sucker up in any way such that you can wipe on it with ease. And all that coiling cardboard is an uncomfortable little bitch.

― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Inspired due to i) my drunkenness last night leading me to forget essential grocery shopping leading to ii) no toilet paper leading to iii) using a GORILLAZ POSTER!

― Tom, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

bus tickets flyers for my own gig. Talk about self critical carpet victorian wallpaper (it was peeling) a tea bag

― misterjones, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that shoud read

Bus Tickets

Flyers for my own gig (Talk about self critical)

Carpet

Victorian wallpaper (it was peeling)

A tea bag

I don't understand why my carriage returns don't work on ILE/M. Answers on a postcard please.

― misterjones, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom this thread definitely comes under the heading TMI.

― Emma, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

greenspun is a clevah mix of email and html (or something), and because of a funny or possibly intentional glitch requires returns because otherwise the hard wrap can mess up yr tags (by inserting spaces)

so for line breaks use < br >
and for paras use < p > [only w/o the spaces]

(look at page source for an html schematic of this page)

― mark s, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If replusiveness won't kill a thread, HTML will.

― Graham, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom wipes his arse on a gorillaz poster -> tom is god ;)

I've never been in this situation (running out of bog roll) some phlatmates of mine went through most of a copy of "Forced Exposure" during a bog roll drought though.

― Norman Phay, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a friend staged a "Soil Your Vote" protest for Students Union elections.

― DV, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Flatmates of yours? Did you hold it in or are you some kind of BOG ROLL HOARDER?

― Tom, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DV - do not dare to suggest that to my students. I count the votes - ugh.

― Pete, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I hate the president of our students union. he gave out to me after I scanned a pic of one of my mates onto a sexual harassment notice and sent it to the college.

Also he's a knob who thinks he actually does stuff.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pages from ILx topics that I print off and hang up in my bathroom.

― Kodanshi, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never used anything but tp. sorry.

tom wins. hands down. end of thread.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Leaves. Whilst in the WILD

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The potentially more interesting question is: what Threes Company level wacky hijinx has one gotten into while surreptitiously trying to snag a roll of TP or makeshift thereof outside the bathroom in the midst of company.

― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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