Endless Pet Art

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"All art is quite useless according to Oscar Wilde", and Endless Art by A House is quite useless too. At least it is until the terrible discrimination on it stops.

Endless Art is a record which names and then gives the date of birth and death of about thirty artists. It was recorded in 1990. It was then pointed out that there were no women on the record, so the band re-recorded a female version called More Endless Art.

But what about Animals?

Can we get the dates of birth & death and names of about 30 pets so we can record Endless Pet Art? It'll end with Walt Disneys Pluto: Arr Oi Peee.

― Pete, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I take it they have to be famous pets not ordinary pets like the dog you murdered, Pete.

― Tom, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I never killed no dog. I was merely playing with it.

― Pete, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Next to the trash compactor?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...which reminds me of the mother who says to her child "Stop pulling the dog's tail", to which the child replies "But I'm only holding it. He's doing the pulling!"

Dunno about pets but I seem to remember an elephant a few years back which was supposed to be able to paint pictures with its trunk.

― MarkH, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

‘For I will consider my cat Jeffrey…
For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it chance.
For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying…
For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he’s a good cat.
For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon…
For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.
For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion…..’

― Christopher Smart RIP, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kids these days deserve a thick ear and a briefing in nuclear physics, quite obviously.

― Graham, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I mean Newtonian physics. joke = ruined.

― Graham, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rin Tin Tin 1918-1932, Benji 1958-????, Guy the Gorilla 1947-1978.

― John Mc, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mr Ed 1961-1966

The original petra from blue peter - ONE EPISODE!!!!!!!!!

― chris, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The petra identical to the one that died after one episode 1962-1977

― chris, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Benjy, with Zak and The Alien Prince, 1975-1988

― RickyT, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jess the Cat 1983-1995

― RickyT, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i still say this is all very mammalian. there are other kingdoms and phyla to be reprazentin. At least the Alien Prince opens it out some.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Laika ????-1957, Red Rum 1965-1995, Trigger 1940-1965, A.L.F. 1986- 1996.

― John Mc, Wednesday, 30 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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