noises customer service reps make while you're on the line and they're waiting for a page to load

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tschhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

tuh tuh tuh tuh

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

snrk...snrk...snrrrrrrkkkkkk..

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch choo

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Bgaaawk. Bgaaaaaaaaaawk. I'm a chicken lady. My brain's the size of a walnut.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

i used to get laughed at all the time for the 'doot doot doot'

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

My least favorite is that between-the-front-teeth inhaling whistle noise.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

dh dh di di duh duh dah doo doo

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

haha, tehresa, i always sing the googling/page-loading song when i'm on the phone with e.g. a friend who's asked me to look something up for them. "doot doot doot dootdootdoo doot doot doot doodoo" is one variation.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

i also did a lot of the clucky clicking tongue against front teeth noises that almost come out sounding like you're scolding the other party. oops.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

MOOOOOOOTHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittyfucker.com

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yesterday, the man on the other end of the telephone line started singing a tune, as in a "doo do do doo doo" kind of way.

I was shocked, and considered saying something, but I couldn't think of anything. I've never had that happen before.

― S- (sgh), Friday, 30 June 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

whistling "Girl from Ipanema"

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 30 June 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah I have to confess I do these sorts of noises ALL the time to clients when I'm waiting for pages/databases to load up :/ Usually "doo dum de doo" or variants, or a sort of tcsh tcsh/humming under breath thing. I feel like I need to make SOME sort of noise, otherwise they'll inevitably go "hello? Are you still there?" at me.

I should just start saying "sorry, its just our network is SO DAMN PATHETIC. Um. Except your link. No, yours is fine. Honest."

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 June 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

I also said "ah shit, really?" to a customer the other day. I dont *think* he minded too much (he's a reseller and I speak to him a lot) but ack ack ack, why did I do that.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 June 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

Also, saying "whoops!" is a great way to freak people out =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 June 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

*jeopardy suspense music*

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 June 2006 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

"come away with meee..."

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 30 June 2006 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

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