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has anyone seen these before? is it creepy?
i think so.

http://www.huggableurns.com/Testimonials.html

"Our urns are so soft and cuddly that it makes you want to hug them. It's nice to
know that your loved one's final resting place is in one of these Huggable UrnsTM
and always around you ready to hug when ever you feel the need."

ihttp://www.huggableurns.com/images/mauds_twin01.jpg

― art vandelay (what?), Friday, 30 June 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

"It looks like she understands that her brother is in there"
http://www.huggableurns.com/images/mauds_twin01.jpg

― art vandelay (what?), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Nope, you're right; that's intensely creepy.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

yah, that shit is creepy. I thought this thread was going to be about puke repository euphemisms.

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

People are so fucked up.
http://www.huggableurns.com/sitebuilder/images/gizmo_cole-263x186.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

The sickest thing I've ever read.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand why they went for teddybears. why not just make cuddly replicas of the deceased and stuff those with the ashes? that way it'll be like they never died... awwwww....

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 June 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.perpetualpet.net/

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 30 June 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I used to joke about having a pet cat stuffed and mounted when it finally kicked off. (In some cases, who could tell the difference?)

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

I've repeatedly told my wife that I want to be stuffed and mounted when I die. Preferably in some kind of threatening old man pose, y'know, shaking my fist at the sky in my underwear or something.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

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I have that same joke about my kitty Ingrid, mounted in the fashion of a ferocious cougar, with a plaque beneath that reads Felinicus Ingidicus. Here is the cat in question, beneath her master:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/Buddies.jpg

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Ashes in teddy bear is just one step away from 1980s "international diamond smuggler," but with creepy sentimentality replacing smuggling cojones.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

My dad really wants his corpse to be shrink-wrapped.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

"MasterBlaster run Bartertown!"

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

(goddammit meant as a caption for above photo)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

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