Sperm Tester Wanted

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Applicants must be willing to provide a detailed blow-by-blow public account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes during the 30-day trial.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Now that's love.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

I had a friend in college who complained that semen tasted like bleach, but that it should taste like sweetened condensed milk. Thus, I want to know how they plan to quantify this. (A list of food items to which the taste might be similar?) It's all in the name of Science!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

it's no spoon covered in butter, that's for sure!

was yer friend's idea that it should taste like sweetened condensed milk based on something or did just think it should be sweet?

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I think it was just, hey, "that would be much more fun for me!" (Or possibly she was just free-associating with things that are liquidy and white-ish?)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Condensed milk is cloyingly sweet anyway, isn't it?

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Friday, 30 June 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Imagine the money you could make with a reliable semen flavorer.

Think of the advertising campaign. It would, er, blow your mind.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 30 June 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

In my experience it tastes like WEED, but perhaps this is just the company I kept.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 30 June 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Imagine the money you could make with a reliable semen flavorer.

Like this, you mean?

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

I can't open that at work, Mark, but I am counting on them to have flavors like tamarind, horchata, sweet relish, chutney, and Bailey's Irish Cream.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Celery?! WTF? Of all the flavours in the world to choose for your semen, why celery?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Unless you're a Chelsea fan with a particularly warped sense of humour, that is.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Celerity ensues.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

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