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http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/03/christian.movie.rating.ap/index.html

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Remember the good ol' days, when congress was gunna investigate the BCS?

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Can we oust all of them? Just boot them all out and start over?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

don't forget

DEEZ COCKZ

http://www.specialolympics.org/NR/rdonlyres/e4pgyds25rpegmsweg55kplcffpg26dtuqlfvpfhfqc4cs2yzd4xepqro7ftz5u5gwymt2jsczie3xrkhvff2a63z7b/blunt_nevins.jpg

or rather, the one on the right

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I was certain that was going to be a pictur of James Blunt based on the filename so imaging my roffles when I clicked on it...

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

that's not james blunt?

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Suggestion: write your own bizarre Christian-themed screen play and insist on G rating, regardless of content.

(Can we really get rid off all of them? Cuz I hate my rep., too. Wait, and my governor, and one Senator, and the President, and...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

"these aren't the blunts you're looking for"

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

The Blunt family is huge in Missouri politics. (I know people there who looooooove them...). I think Roy's son is the current governor there.

(So you're all saying you don't believe there is a giant anti-Christian conspiracy and that Christians are not actually persecuted on a daily basis? I have got to go figure this out.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

"He dares to challenge his players to believe God for the impossible on and off the field," the movie's Web site says.

beats steroids

― jacques lu c on t (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

ts: orel hershiser vs. jose canseco

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

I object to the insinuation that this has something to do with the upcoming elections

― Roy Blunt Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

grassroots right bending govt to their will per usual.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

"This incident raises the disquieting possibility that the MPAA considers exposure to Christian themes more dangerous for children than exposure to gratuitous sex and violence," Blunt said in a letter to MPAA Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Dan Glickman.

Real stuff vs made-up stuff FITE

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

I just feel like Jesus Christ cares a lot more about this than He does about starving people or poor people or any of that crap

― Roy Blunt Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

the republicans totally care about starving people!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

if the hungry children can't get into this movie without their parents God is gonna be totally pissed

― Roy Blunt Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

maybe 'this movie has not yet been rated' will be this year's 'march of the penguins'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

if this movie does not get a G rating, God will take me home...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

meanwhile, over in Memphis

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/07/04/us/05liberty.large1.jpg

The Statue of Liberation Through Christ, as she is called, stands 72 feet tall from the base of her pedestal to the tip of her cross. She was the idea of Mr. Williams, a very successful pastor whose church, World Overcomers, qualifies as mega: it has a school, a bowling alley, a roller rink, a bookstore and, he said, 12,000 members.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/07/04/us/05liberty.1902.jpg

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

o man i'd totally join that church

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

America makes me depressed.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

I drive past World Overcomers every time I'm in Memphis, since it's on one of the main drags -- it's fucking huge. We call it "Fort God."

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

I think Roy's son is the current governor there.

yes he is ihatehimihatehimihatehim

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

still, bowling alley, rolling rink, not bad.

Say, has anybody actually read that new "Christian Nationalism" book yet?

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

>"This incident raises the disquieting possibility that the MPAA considers exposure to Christian themes more dangerous for children than exposure to gratuitous sex and violence," Blunt said in a letter to MPAA Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Dan Glickman.<

Uh, don't most flicks with G-S-&-V get an R rating?

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently exposure to a gratuitous celebrity titty is more dangerous than all of those things though.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

it's kinda funny to see hurting and thomas scoff at blunt doing the same thing they do anytime someone on ilm whispers 'hip-hop'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

it has a school, a bowling alley, a roller rink, a bookstore and, he said, 12,000 members.

GET ONE LIQUOR STORE! MEMPHIS HEAVEN!

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, can they build a casino next?

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 6 July 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Dan, you saw that Daily Show bit two weeks ago about the House Subcommittee holding hearings on video games, right?

Or when they thought Battlefield 2 was a mod Al Queda put out to recruit terrorists?

Congress heralded the $7 million that goes to the Pentagon and private contractor, Science Applications International, in order to monitor insurgent Web sites and make sure the military is aware of how certain information can be used against the U.S.

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 6 July 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

An excellent excuse to link to these amusing loons:

http://www.capalert.com/now_playing.htm

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 6 July 2006 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

it's kinda funny to see hurting and thomas scoff at blunt doing the same thing they do anytime someone on ilm whispers 'hip-hop'.

yeah my efforts to get a ratings system going seem to have stalled

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:21 (nineteen years ago)

seriously James do you think runnin' off at the mouth on a fuckin' internet message board is really comparable to the House Majority Whip complaining that a movie he likes got too extreme a rating? if so, please send some of what you are smoking northward, shit must be bananas

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

An excellent excuse to link to these amusing loons:

http://www.capalert.com/now_playing.htm

This would be funny if these freaks didn't hold so much power...

Just reading what they made of "Garfield 2" made be crease up..

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/garfield2.htm

― Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

Congressman Joe Pitts (R-PA) was not particularly happy to have Jon Stewart laughing his remarks that:

"It's safe to say that a wealthy kid from the suburbs can play 'Grand Theft Auto' without turning to a life of crime, but a poor kid who lives in a neighborhood where people really do shoot cops and steal cars and deal drugs might not be so fortunate. There's almost certainly a child somewhere in the America who is going to be hurt by this game. Maybe his dad is in jail or his big brother is already down on the corner dealing drugs."

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 8 July 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

laughing at, rather

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 8 July 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

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