You parents' boyfriends/girlfrieds

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For those of us that are children of single parents (at any given time), I'd love to hear stories about when your single parent(s) began dating again. The weird ones. The ones they dumped...

My Mom dated a *pretend* truck driver. This was in teh era of Smokey & The Bandit or BJ & The Bear, so you can imagine how in awe I was as an 8 year old. He told us we were moving to Texas. I actually packed some stuff, but Mom kept insisting that I not pack.

Right after, she dated a guy who was about 19 when she was about 25. He tried to beat her friends up with a chain, of course never hitting anybody. He didn't last too long.

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

my parents have never fried any girls

― the splash of latebloomer's napkin falling onto an ego in the sea (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

You're soooooooooo missing out.

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

OH PLEASE DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

i just start thinking about this subject and foam begins to form at the corners of my mouth

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

MATOS TO THREAD

― jacques lu c on t (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

there was this one guy who had a corvette. A LAME ONE. ALSO: HIM: LAME.

one guy who spiked my mom's, like, water at a bbq with acid once and then told her an hour later. she went along, cause what can y' do, but: not impressed. once tried to beat up my then teenage brother, even brought a friend. HIM: LAME.

guy who we frightened when quite young, hid himself in basement to get away/"chill out", they broke up b/c that + other things ain't quite right. married 20 yrs later. HIM: GREAT IN THE END.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

My mom recently dated this dumb, huge hippy who spent most of the year in Gautemala buying up woolen rasta hats and stuff, and then would come up the SouthEast US to sell them. He spent a good deal of their relationship in jail for evading court dates for DUIs and violating his probation. Once when I came over to her house (where he crashed and stored all his shit, shocker) I gave him quite a scare b/c he thought I was his probation officer. He escaped to Gautemala with pending court dates several months ago. Surprisingly, he made it out the country without getting arrested. (Surprising, because this guy was really really good at getting pulled over). Originally, he was going to take my mom with him, but she came to her senses, thank god.

― emilys. (emilys.), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

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