In the midst of Life we are in Debt, EXCELSIOR!

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-- lf (lfamula...) (webmail), Today 3:54 AM.


Is the coolest guy there called Fontzie?

(relatively speaking, of course)

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), July 6th, 2006 4:12 AM. (mark grout)

PH balanced fershlugginer (dave225.3), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

lol teh smith reference lol

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

Hello Glasgow. Celtic FC is visiting DC United. Are they a fun team to watch? Which team is more popular/successful: Celtic or the Rangers?

-- Mary (marysurnam...), July 6th, 2006 3:57 PM. (Mary) (later)

beanz (beanz), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

I predict the first wave of displaced NJ refugees will arrive on the shores of Manhattan around, say, 8pm tomorrow night.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 1:59 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

i don't get it

lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get either of those!

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, I think I get the NJ refugee one.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

is that because the casinos shut down, or because the whole state is shutting down?

DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

People.

Friday night? 8 PM? Who's going out in Manhattan at that time...?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Candles?

you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus, sorry, I thought that said "what's going out..." and I was all like I R SO FURNNY HAR HAR. Pls delete life thx.

you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

where's manhattan?

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

It's a totally dicky and totally NYC joke, based on:

1 - the state shutting down, and
2 - lots of people from NJ (and other places) coming into Manhattan every weekend for their nights out and getting made fun of by New Yorkers for maybe sometimes being just a little bit tacky and lame about it

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Hence the post in that thread that made me LOL:

"... escaping with nothing but pink feather boas, two-sizes-too-small hot pants and half-empty bottles of drakkar noir; these refugees swarm into the city both stunned and saddened by the failure of their local government. Sir, can you tell our audience what you're feeling right now?"
"WHASSUP JOEY, I'M ON THA TEEVEE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), July 6th, 2006. (Forksclovetofu) (link)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why we even continue to have these threads.
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^ funny

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

"People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy,"

SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 8:58 PM. (later)

Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

i'm acutely terrified of eating at burger king these days and commercial breaks during nfl games last season brought a sense of creeping dread

gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

2 - lots of people from NJ (and other places) coming into Manhattan every weekend for their nights out and getting made fun of by New Yorkers for maybe sometimes being just a little bit tacky and lame about it

THEY B BLOCKING MY WAY THRU TEH LES YO

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

okay, the underworld reference was funny.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

very

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

I don't make my bed or anything now. I did once and I sent a photo to my mom. She knew it was an anomaly.

-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...), July 6th, 2006 4:22 PM.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

DAILY DAILY DAILY DREAM BOY
TOM AND JERRY THING
24 HOURS WITH THE KISS OF PUTIN
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 6th, 2006.

I'M HAVING A KISS
ON A KITTEN
TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 6th, 2006.

trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dan Perry on a roll this month

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

haha holy shit I like this song! It sounds like they are using really ridiculously shitty microphones, and that "yeah!" sounds like it is being shouted by a crotch!

-- you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickaliciou...), July 7th, 2006. (nickalicious)

aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

once again i drunkenly trawl amazon

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 7th, 2006 2:59 PM. (slutsky) (later)

searching for "belafonte" yields DISAPPOINTING results.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 7th, 2006 3:00 PM. (slutsky) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

and that "yeah!" sounds like it is being shouted by a crotch!

"In White Rooms (Crotch Remix)"

trees (treesessplode), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

Justin Timberlake feat. Oprah's Minge

Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Friday, 7 July 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

What is this, the free-form poetry thread?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 7 July 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/46/184119214_8736f31808.jpg?v=0

-- Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (el.jeffe.bonanz...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006. (link)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Pete [...] decided to pay tribute to Lea's breasts. "When we get out of here I can't wait to see your tits for real," he teased, adding: "There hasn't been a time when I haven't seen your tits and thought 'God, I'd like to put my cock in them'."

-- JimD (ji...), July 7th, 2006. (later)

that would make a less good ringtone

-- RJG (RJ...), July 7th, 2006. (later)

teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

i am now imagining a new release of mariokart with karts that fuck you and you can't steer.

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006. (link) (admin) (userip)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

My kid is going to go to pirate school so he, or she, can learn to tie knots, shimmy up riggings, strip varnish, etc. Building slowly with some light deck swabbing builds the leg, back, and upper-body strength necessary for the intensive close-quarters sabre fighting that can sometimes break out in that profession. But I also want my child to pursue the more intellectual side of piracy: the sextant, astronomy, maritime botany etc. Piracy creates a well-rounded human being and rock-hard abs, I strongly recommend it to anyone who hasn't tried. Remember, it's pronounced PIE-ruh-cee.

-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006 12:59 PM. (tracerhand) (later) (link)

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/jb.gif

RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

by

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), July 7th, 2006 8:08 PM. (scoopsnoodle) (later) (link)

RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/Pandas/liefeldWTF.jpg

-- Cor-Ray (chaki.tim...) (webmail), July 8th, 2006. (link)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 July 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

[img spam deleted] http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j238/sage1701/liefeld.gif

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

wtf forks?

jergins (jergins), Saturday, 8 July 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, got a little carried away. That just killed me.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

I hate ILX because I kept referred to Orlando Bloom as Ornaldo Bloom and I can't actually get myself to pronounce it as Orlando any more.

otm! my husband keeps saying "hey there's...what do you call him?"

"ornaldo"

"hahaha, and why?"

"the internet made me"

-- teeny (teenydream...), July 8th, 2006 12:47 PM. (teeny) (link)


haha
"the internet made me" is one of the best things to say sometimes.

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

wont work in court, unfortunately...or will it?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

that was weird quoting i made there hm. it was all teeny, plus starry. then me.

it will hold up one day soon, i mean, it better.

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

One time I heard someone try to do a pirate version of "She Drives Me Crazy" at a karoke bar. Whenever the line came up "She drives me crazy" he would also wag his fingers around his ear like to signfy the crazy symbol. I smashed his face in with a trash can.

-- christopherscottknudsen (djfrankgrime...), July 9th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

ET CETERA! ET CETERA! IN THE MIDST OF LIFE WE ARE IN DEBT ET CETERA!!!

Lenny Koggins (Bimble...), Sunday, 9 July 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

2 Step Garage isn't rock n roll music. I wasn't warned.
-- christopherscottknudsen (djfrankgrime...), July 9th, 2006. (later)


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Did you start the wrong kind of band by mistake?
-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), July 9th, 2006. (later)

Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

to be fair zz mustve been dying for a fag by that point, it was only a matter of time b4 he snapped

-- rtccc (giaou...), July 9th, 2006. (mwah) (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

It's been won by a bunch of third division players, amazing!

-- StanM (Stan10...), July 9th, 2006 9:51 PM. (StanM) (later)

Fraggle O Rly (Ferg), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/61/186025542_d303cb4618.jpg

Let me tell you, being gay is a ceaseless rondelay of hijinks, escapades, tomfoolery, and splashy displays of joie de vivre. It's uncanny- my faggy life is *exactly* like that ad.

-- Drew Daniel (mces...) (webmail), July 9th, 2006. (Drew Daniel) (later)

Jena (JenaP), Monday, 10 July 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, that does kind of look like I how I imagine a Matmos recording session would look like.

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 10 July 2006 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

but the water will hurt the electronics :(

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 10 July 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.outputnet.com.au/~peter/zidane29b.gif

-- mentalist (p3t3...), July 10th, 2006 2:02 AM. (mentalist)

choinklate (nickalicious), Monday, 10 July 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

"Scary" dude from his addam's family video: hey Hammer, what do you think of that taco?
Hammer: Proper

-- Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (evieandjo...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006. (link)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 August 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

The I Love The NFL FAQ

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 August 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 August 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

all i know is when i was in nyc, everyone was drunk. literally every single person in that city reeked of liquor.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 25th, 2006.

cabbies with vodka, cops with bourbon, priests with moonshine.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 25th, 2006.

babies nursed with labatt's

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 25th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

So in the year 2025, after the schoolmarms stop complaining, you'll ask "who's the best little kid in the whole wide world?" and your daughter will say "myself am!"

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006 1:40 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

I laffed.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kitchenkaboodle.com/product/Nigella.jpg
EMO

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), August 22nd, 2006 5:46 AM. (dog latin)


I'd like to go down on her sugar eh eh eh am I right guys? Guys?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), August 22nd, 2006 5:47 AM. (Dom Passantino)

nervous (cochere), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

I pronounce you crazy and crazy.
you may kiss the geir.

-- RJG

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 August 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

that MUST have been done before...still, it deserves to be seen again.

Scourage (Haberdager), Friday, 25 August 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

I FINALLY FOUND IT. THIS IS FOR DAN, NICOLE, DONUT BITCH, AND ALL YOU KIDS OUT THERE WHO WANNA SEE RAPPIN' BALKI.

ilXor.com > ILE | IMM | ILM | Noise


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nervous (cochere), Saturday, 26 August 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

I WANTED TO SEE RAPPIN' BALKI

im also confused about how there are 19 new answers

nervous (cochere), Saturday, 26 August 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Fresh Young Balki B http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPb-zlOszY

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 26 August 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

It is truly one of the greatest things Ally has done for humankind, to find that clip.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

jesus i had forgotten about that show entirely. of course, i think i was wetting the bed when it went off the air, but that shouldn't really matter.

video is excellent

trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

don't be ridiculous

PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Espresso, Scotch, and Me (based on a true s (Pap, Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

LOUIS, A BUNCH OF PUNKS LIKED PROG. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), August 26th, 2006. (later)

xyzzzz__ (jdesouza), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

maybe he meant Prong

PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

maybe he meant the crazy frog

xyzzzz__ (jdesouza), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

*waves white flag*

...erm...

*waves Pink Flag as well, just in case*

Scourage (Haberdager), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Old, but priceless

unsolve

PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

If ICP is stupid, then what are the following?

A. Three Six Mafia
B. Eminem
C. 50 cent
D. Lil' John
E. Bubba Sparxxx
F. Kanye West (I hope I spelled that right)

A. OSCAR winners!
B. Multi-platium selling phenomenon.
C. Survivor of gun violence.
D. Made Dave Chappelle famous!
E. Regional Manager at Wendy's.
F. Astute political observer (and snappy dresser!).

-- Johnny Fever (sidewaysou...), August 27th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, this is from completely different forum, but whatever:

the fantastic four and star wars hentai illustrations are golden.

--misterfatt

I always think Mr. Fantastic's dick would get really thin when he stretches it out. They never draw it that way, though.

--JCuervo

What would be hilarious is if Mr Fantastic got all fired up for some nooky and sculpted his cock into some spiky headed pleasure demon about 19 inches long and proportionally round, and then Invisible Woman decided to play coy and let him fuck her when she was invisible, and when he dived on top of where she was, she'd moved, and he hit the floor hard and his dick got pushed back through his body and ended up poking out his arsehole.

They never draw it that way, either.

--crash

Yeah... so, uh...

New Thundercats suck, eh?

--JCuervo

Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 27 August 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

Wendy Wright is also amazing! How did she manage to say all of that with her head up her ass?
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), August 24th, 2006. (later)

Sign language.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 24th, 2006. (later)

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 27 August 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

It's a good thread, that:

---

Isn't Wendy Wright the girl from Maniac Mansion?

-- christopherscottknudsen (djfrankgrime...), August 26th, 2006. (later)

unfortunately not. Remember that most of these folks raising all the bullshit noise are the same type who are trying to block the HPV vaccine from being issued to junior high kids, since they claim that stopping cervical cancer is "promoting promiscuity"...

-- kingfish high command (jdsalmo...), August 26th, 2006. (later)

IOW, the people from Maniac Mansion?

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), August 27th, 2006. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Do The Urkel" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rappin' Balki

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 27 August 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

From the thread entitled 'HARDCORE':


eye contact w/ the homeless.

-- A Giant Mechanical Ant (ktothed...), August 28th, 2006.

blood bitch (blood bitch), Monday, 28 August 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

scourage, you better calm the fuck down and lower your posts per day before we cause you to have a mc style meltdown which you better believe we can do.
-- chaki

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

real talk

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

i was watching sopranos and feeling mafia-y.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 28 August 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

You're a flagrant whistlehead.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 4th, 2005 7:54 AM. (vassifer) (link)

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 28 August 2006 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i prefer their version of eternal flame to the original.
Horses farting the melody would be preferable to the original.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 25th, 2002.

Though I don't really agree.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 28 August 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

agreed! bangles = godhead!

i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 28 August 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

Adrian Langston now has these privileges on the I Love NFL board:
Categorisation
Board editing
FAQ editing
Can pass on privileges

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), August 28th, 2006. (link)

Answers

I AM DRUNK WITH POWER AND ALSO KING COBRA. I AM RENAMING THE BOARD I LOVE JUDY TENUTA, HOPE U R COOL WIHTHAT

-- SLUTSPIRIA (adelangsto...) (webmail), August 28th, 2006. (link)

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Whereas I (honestly!) misread it as "Chinese food -- what do you look like?"
-- Paul in Santa Cruz (pauls...), August 27th, 2006. (later)

PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

judy tenuta omg

Kim (Kim), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

that "unsolve" is one of the funniest things ive read on here in a while

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

The first response here:

english books from the 1930s

Alba (Alba), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

I posted a request for a song lyric and recieved a very offensive relpy from Domenico Buttez. estebanbuttez@gmsil.com .
I would like an apppolgy as I never did or said a thing to this person. My post was polite and non offensive. I am requesting that all my details be removed from this board.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

The first response here:
english books from the 1930s

-- Alba (albab...), August 28th, 2006. (tracklink)

i used to work for the company that hilariously re-issued said book (not actually from the '30s) a few years ago; i still have a 'scouting for boys' promo t-shirt.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ole Chickenhead, which got me into trouble in high school: can of Minute Maid orange juice concentrate, equal amount of sugar, 1 packet yeast, in a Gatorade container in your locker for a few weeks. It tastes like something called Chickenhead, so move the fuck on.

- Tep

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

so, now the talk about the japanese artist are out of the way, maybe we could jokes?

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), August 29th, 2006. (mark grout) (later)

Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Louis = bizarro-Bertie Wooster
Geir = bizarro-Jeeves

-- My Little Ruud Book (louder...), August 29th, 2006. (Ken L) (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

God is the one who chooses our rulers

precisely why we will never go metric in the US

-- and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (evieandjo...), August 29th, 2006.

Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

I posted a request for a song lyric and recieved a very offensive relpy from Domenico Buttez. estebanbuttez@gmsil.com .
I would like an apppolgy as I never did or said a thing to this person. My post was polite and non offensive. I am requesting that all my details be removed from this board.

how do i apppolgy

Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Making evangelical conversion a requirement for parole might just come back to haunt the evangelicals. I foresee the release each month of thousands of skeevy, violent people who've learned that pretending to be an evangelical Christian brings them rewards, until "evangelical Christian" comes to mean someone who pretends to be pious and faithful, but who robs you / stabs you in the back / hits you with a hammer at the earliest opportunity.

-- Bnad (hipste...), August 29th, 2006.

sounds like catholic school to me.

-- m coleman (writeco...), August 29th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

in 2006, when irony rules supreme, and hipsters snort cocaine from eagles best ofs, while wearing ironic hats, and doing graphic design, and calling each other on 3Gphones, is it any wonder that young people reject all this for:::::::::::
::::::games of happyslapping and CHEATING DEATH IN THE FAST LANE OF THE M23?!?!?!


-- -- (68...), August 30th, 2006.

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

Don't be lost!

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...
from: PENIS FOUND IN HOT DOG BUN!

I've tried this line before: "Excuse me miss, (pointing downward), look what I've 'found' in this hot dog bun!"

Never seems to work.

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), Today 9:48 AM.

IT'S MY DICK IN A BUN

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 8 January 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

Of all things to revive.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

Poorly considered. Lock thread plz.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 8 January 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)


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