-- lf (lfamula...) (webmail), Today 3:54 AM.
Is the coolest guy there called Fontzie?
(relatively speaking, of course)
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), July 6th, 2006 4:12 AM. (mark grout)
― PH balanced fershlugginer (dave225.3), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)
-- Mary (marysurnam...), July 6th, 2006 3:57 PM. (Mary) (later)
― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)
-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 1:59 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)
― lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)
― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)
Friday night? 8 PM? Who's going out in Manhattan at that time...?
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
1 - the state shutting down, and2 - lots of people from NJ (and other places) coming into Manhattan every weekend for their nights out and getting made fun of by New Yorkers for maybe sometimes being just a little bit tacky and lame about it
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
"... escaping with nothing but pink feather boas, two-sizes-too-small hot pants and half-empty bottles of drakkar noir; these refugees swarm into the city both stunned and saddened by the failure of their local government. Sir, can you tell our audience what you're feeling right now?""WHASSUP JOEY, I'M ON THA TEEVEE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), July 6th, 2006. (Forksclovetofu) (link)
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)
SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGERMEGA MEGA WHITE THING
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 8:58 PM. (later)
― Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)
THEY B BLOCKING MY WAY THRU TEH LES YO
― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)
― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)
-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...), July 6th, 2006 4:22 PM.
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)
I'M HAVING A KISSON A KITTENTAKE YOUR TOP OFFTAKE YOUR TOP OFF-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 6th, 2006.
― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)
― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)
-- you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickaliciou...), July 7th, 2006. (nickalicious)
― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)
-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 7th, 2006 2:59 PM. (slutsky) (later)
searching for "belafonte" yields DISAPPOINTING results.
-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 7th, 2006 3:00 PM. (slutsky) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)
"In White Rooms (Crotch Remix)"
― trees (treesessplode), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Friday, 7 July 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 7 July 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)
-- Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (el.jeffe.bonanz...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006. (link)
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)
-- JimD (ji...), July 7th, 2006. (later)
that would make a less good ringtone
-- RJG (RJ...), July 7th, 2006. (later)
― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)
-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006. (link) (admin) (userip)
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)
-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006 12:59 PM. (tracerhand) (later) (link)
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)
-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), July 7th, 2006 8:08 PM. (scoopsnoodle) (later) (link)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)
-- Cor-Ray (chaki.tim...) (webmail), July 8th, 2006. (link)
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 July 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 8 July 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)
otm! my husband keeps saying "hey there's...what do you call him?"
"ornaldo"
"hahaha, and why?"
"the internet made me"
-- teeny (teenydream...), July 8th, 2006 12:47 PM. (teeny) (link)
haha"the internet made me" is one of the best things to say sometimes.
― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)
it will hold up one day soon, i mean, it better.
― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)
-- christopherscottknudsen (djfrankgrime...), July 9th, 2006.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)
― Lenny Koggins (Bimble...), Sunday, 9 July 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)
----------------------------------------------------------------------Did you start the wrong kind of band by mistake? -- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), July 9th, 2006. (later)
― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)
-- rtccc (giaou...), July 9th, 2006. (mwah) (later)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)
-- StanM (Stan10...), July 9th, 2006 9:51 PM. (StanM) (later)
― Fraggle O Rly (Ferg), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)
Let me tell you, being gay is a ceaseless rondelay of hijinks, escapades, tomfoolery, and splashy displays of joie de vivre. It's uncanny- my faggy life is *exactly* like that ad.
-- Drew Daniel (mces...) (webmail), July 9th, 2006. (Drew Daniel) (later)
― Jena (JenaP), Monday, 10 July 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 10 July 2006 09:22 (nineteen years ago)
― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 10 July 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)
-- mentalist (p3t3...), July 10th, 2006 2:02 AM. (mentalist)
― choinklate (nickalicious), Monday, 10 July 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)
-- Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (evieandjo...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006. (link)
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 August 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 August 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 August 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 25th, 2006.
cabbies with vodka, cops with bourbon, priests with moonshine.
babies nursed with labatt's
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)
-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006 1:40 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)
I laffed.
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)
-- wogan lenin (doglati...), August 22nd, 2006 5:46 AM. (dog latin)
I'd like to go down on her sugar eh eh eh am I right guys? Guys?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), August 22nd, 2006 5:47 AM. (Dom Passantino)
― nervous (cochere), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)
-- RJG
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 August 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Scourage (Haberdager), Friday, 25 August 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)
ilXor.com > ILE | IMM | ILM | Noise
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― nervous (cochere), Saturday, 26 August 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)
im also confused about how there are 19 new answers
― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 26 August 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)
video is excellent
― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)
― PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Espresso, Scotch, and Me (based on a true s (Pap, Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)
-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), August 26th, 2006. (later)
― xyzzzz__ (jdesouza), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)
― PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)
― xyzzzz__ (jdesouza), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)
...erm...
*waves Pink Flag as well, just in case*
― Scourage (Haberdager), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)
unsolve
― PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 26 August 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)
A. Three Six MafiaB. EminemC. 50 centD. Lil' JohnE. Bubba SparxxxF. Kanye West (I hope I spelled that right)
A. OSCAR winners!B. Multi-platium selling phenomenon.C. Survivor of gun violence.D. Made Dave Chappelle famous!E. Regional Manager at Wendy's.F. Astute political observer (and snappy dresser!).
-- Johnny Fever (sidewaysou...), August 27th, 2006.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)
the fantastic four and star wars hentai illustrations are golden.
--misterfatt
I always think Mr. Fantastic's dick would get really thin when he stretches it out. They never draw it that way, though.
--JCuervo
What would be hilarious is if Mr Fantastic got all fired up for some nooky and sculpted his cock into some spiky headed pleasure demon about 19 inches long and proportionally round, and then Invisible Woman decided to play coy and let him fuck her when she was invisible, and when he dived on top of where she was, she'd moved, and he hit the floor hard and his dick got pushed back through his body and ended up poking out his arsehole.
They never draw it that way, either.
--crash
Yeah... so, uh...
New Thundercats suck, eh?
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 27 August 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)
Sign language.-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 24th, 2006. (later)
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 27 August 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)
---
Isn't Wendy Wright the girl from Maniac Mansion?
-- christopherscottknudsen (djfrankgrime...), August 26th, 2006. (later)
unfortunately not. Remember that most of these folks raising all the bullshit noise are the same type who are trying to block the HPV vaccine from being issued to junior high kids, since they claim that stopping cervical cancer is "promoting promiscuity"...
-- kingfish high command (jdsalmo...), August 26th, 2006. (later)
IOW, the people from Maniac Mansion?
-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), August 27th, 2006. (later)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 27 August 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)
eye contact w/ the homeless.
-- A Giant Mechanical Ant (ktothed...), August 28th, 2006.
― blood bitch (blood bitch), Monday, 28 August 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)
― chaki (chaki), Monday, 28 August 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 4th, 2005 7:54 AM. (vassifer) (link)
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 28 August 2006 07:34 (nineteen years ago)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 25th, 2002.
Though I don't really agree.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 28 August 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)
― i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 28 August 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)
-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), August 28th, 2006. (link)
Answers
I AM DRUNK WITH POWER AND ALSO KING COBRA. I AM RENAMING THE BOARD I LOVE JUDY TENUTA, HOPE U R COOL WIHTHAT
-- SLUTSPIRIA (adelangsto...) (webmail), August 28th, 2006. (link)
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)
― PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Kim (Kim), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)
english books from the 1930s
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)
-- Alba (albab...), August 28th, 2006. (tracklink)
i used to work for the company that hilariously re-issued said book (not actually from the '30s) a few years ago; i still have a 'scouting for boys' promo t-shirt.
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)
- Tep
― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)
-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), August 29th, 2006. (mark grout) (later)
― Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)
-- My Little Ruud Book (louder...), August 29th, 2006. (Ken L) (later)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)
precisely why we will never go metric in the US
-- and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (evieandjo...), August 29th, 2006.
― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)
how do i apppolgy
― Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)
-- Bnad (hipste...), August 29th, 2006.
sounds like catholic school to me.
-- m coleman (writeco...), August 29th, 2006.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)
-- -- (68...), August 30th, 2006.
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)
I've tried this line before: "Excuse me miss, (pointing downward), look what I've 'found' in this hot dog bun!"
Never seems to work.
-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), Today 9:48 AM.
IT'S MY DICK IN A BUN
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 8 January 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 8 January 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)