jim davidson is bankrupt

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not a joke

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5153936.stm

― pisces (piscesx), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not often I laugh at others' misfortune but he deserves it.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha unlucky.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been busy doing a film called 'Color Me Kubrick', where I play a gay entertainer called Lee Pratt, alongside the brilliant Hollywood actor John Malkovich. I think it will be out in the new year. Wait till you see it, its hysterical.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

: )

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/town/NelsonHaha.gif

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

emotionally? morally? spiritually?

HAHAHAH. GET IT UP YE, DAVIDSON, YA DOBBER.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, pisces was i bad on saturday?
apologies if i was.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.the-mayflower.com/showcomments.asp?show=JIM05

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I did not feel this was value for money and have taken a few days to think about what to say to you rather than fire an email off the cuff the next day.

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.diegomanuel.com.ar/surrealista/surrealista1/hahaha.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.hamptonroads.com/images/news/2006/05may/yaminrichmond0512.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"Davidson, who lives in Dubai, said he wanted to finish paying off the bill, now down to about £700,000, but had been "forced into this position". "

I did actually read this as 'forced into prostitution' at first.

Dubai is the new Sodom and Gomorrah; discuss.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.usgennet.org/usa/mo/county/stlouis/missourians/doughboy-hurrah.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5124846.stm

!!!

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Sonned by karma in a CCJ beef

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

That news has actually brightened my entire day. As far as I can see the man has no redeeming features.

ps I'd like to add my apologies to not-goodwin's; neither of us have that much of a recollection of Friday (His appears so bad that he doesn't know what day it was) and I suspect that if I got that drunk I might have been really bad...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

jim davidson is a right wing clown

"In 2004, Davidson, a self-professed Conservative, (not BNP as many assume) publicly left the United Kingdom for Dubai in protest of the Labour Party government."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Davidson_%28comedian%29

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

According to this...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376543/board/nest/45961689
...the character Davidson plays is based on Joe Longthorne.

A Longthorne/Malkovitch connection - who'd a thought it?

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"He has also for the first time in 14years in 2006, refused to play Great Yarmouth, stating that the resort was: full of overweight people in flip-flops and fat children of all colours and no class"

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Redeeming feature - The Devil Went Down To Walthamstow.

OK, I give in.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

According to this...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376543/board/nest/45961689
...the character Davidson plays is based on Joe Longthorne.
A Longthorne/Malkovitch connection - who'd a thought it?

-- Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifl...), July 6th, 2006.

yeah its was all over the papers way back -

http://film.guardian.co.uk/Feature_Story/Observer/0,,30123,00.html

― pisces (piscesx), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"HAHAHAH. GET IT UP YE, DAVIDSON, YA DOBBER."

Beautifully put. You're obviously from Glasgow.

― wee davey shagged yer maw (the_article_don), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376543/

colour me kubrick imdb link

― pisces (piscesx), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Does this mean he'll have to give up the foxhunting? Oh no - how will the countryside manage without him?

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

jim davidson's maw's got baws and his da luvs it UP 'IM

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Beautifully put. You're obviously from Glasgow.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Loathe as I am to use emoticons, the only possible response to this is a big fat :)

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Thursday, 6 July 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry I know this isn't on topic but I just want to point out that Malkovich says the accent he'll be adopting for his characterization of the Kubrick impersonator's characterization of Kubrick is "a little bit Yiddish, a little bit Croydon, a little bit Copenhagen, and a little bit Seoul."

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 July 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah its was all over the papers way back -

http://film.guardian.co.uk/Feature_Story/Observer/0,,30123,00.html

-- pisces, July 6th, 2006.

1999! That's like...before computers and everything.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 7 July 2006 06:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I am looking forward to this film.

Sounds to me like Jim D isn't broke, just caliming to be "bankrupt" in an attempt to pull the wool over the mythical taxman's eyes. Something like that anyway. I'm not sure I understand bankruptcy laws.

Dubai must be really really horrible.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 7 July 2006 06:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Unless you like living on a buidling site...
http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=146689&Sn=BUSI&IssueID=29092

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 7 July 2006 06:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Wasn't JD's dad from Glasgow?

It all seems a bit dubious.

Have four years really gone by since the BBC terminated his contract to do 1975 Rod Stewart impressions and comedically jump into Melanie Stace's arms on the Generation Game?

Why would I feel better if it had been, say, Ben Elton, or Justin Lee Collins, going bust?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 7 July 2006 06:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ben Elton's imaginary bankruptcy is the sort of glorious hazy dream that almost makes life worth living.

― Toad Roundgrin (noodle vague), Friday, 7 July 2006 06:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I see tonight BBC1 offers Celebrity Showjumping.
You look at the people on there and the programme has "COUNTY COURT JUDGEMENT" written all over it.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 7 July 2006 07:19 (seventeen years ago) link

looking forward to the film? it's been and gone, check that imdb link.

― pisces (piscesx), Friday, 7 July 2006 08:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh dear. I have made a fool of myself. On a Jim Davidson thread.

I will get it on video, or watch it on Film Four.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

He was in A Zed And Two Noughts though.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Playing a Nought?

― Toad Roundgrin (noodle vague), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

He was the zookeeper.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds to me like Jim D isn't broke

Man, you really freaked me out here for a minute. As it happens, I got paid this morning.

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:18 (seventeen years ago) link

It is sad that Mr Davidson may henceforth be confined to a parlous existence in an isolated cottage with dodgy television reception, as per the late Rod "Rod Hull and Emu" Hull.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Some cruel people may well be hoping he too has occasion to go up on the roof to adjust his aerial

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Can you get Channel Five in Dubai?

― scotstvo (scotstvo), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Fair play to Emu, he never did any "Chalkie" gags.

― Toad Roundgrin (noodle vague), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Rod Hull >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Davidson

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I've just remembered Jonathan Ross' comment to RH at the British Comedy Awards about some clock in New York "that hadn't worked since 1985 either."

Can't wait to see him go to the wall...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Jonathan Ross, the next Cockney Wanker up against the wall come the Light Entertainment Revolution

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 09:36 (seventeen years ago) link

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