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We do work for the health department and have to find stock images of prostitutes for some project! This is far more fun than anyone could have predicted!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Your stories plz!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/12/dh-whore.jpg

― Ms. Misery TX (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/38/62/812683/12865517249261l.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Or pics of sluts... that's fine too!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

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― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

We've moved onto crack babies now.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

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obviously my job's not exciting enough.

― Ms. Misery TX (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

a few weeks ago i had to chase down Miss Hawaii 2005 and inform her that she forgot her sandals in her green room while on the clock.

― grady (grady), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Had to search for porn on witnesses' computers one day. Laffs were had.

― Arial Pink (account), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

when i get to go to Amsterdam for a weekend and not pay nor do any work. they said they would send me to 'the races' one time too but that hasn't happened yet.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

I got to put together a disco-edit of versions of "Knowing Me, Knowing You" and add extra synthesizer parts (to make it fit together better) as part of something to show kids and their parents. I don't know about MIDI so much, which would likely have made things easier, but it was fun.

― Ricki Belloni (Pangolino 3), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

We played soccer! Then we played hex. Pretty much every day is like that here, though, I love camp.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I occasionally get to go out into the country and take pictures of farms. Apart from the "barn straightening" photo trickery (tilt camera ever so slightly so falling down barns look insurable haha), my favorite was this one time I photodocumented this million dollar+ horse barn, which had, amongst other amenities, an INDOOR HORSE TREADMILL, which me and a stable girl had a jolly old time "racing" on.

― choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yesterday I had to spend the entire morning googling people in order to get information we can somehow use to get them to give us money. (Not blackmail...more like tailored appeals.) And it's really fun when I'm cataloguing a million paintings and there's a good old one with a file full of articles and letters from scholars trying to figure out if it's a forgery.

― Maria (Maria), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

I got paid to go to the beach recently. (I work at an elementary school.) I also got paid to go to an amusement park.

― Freedom in Truth! (Freud Junior), Saturday, 8 July 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

I was sent to a business conference on Thursday, scoring a fantastic Japanese lunch in the process. That's been one of two highlights.

― Headspin (Barima), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:04 (nineteen years ago)

I used to manage a movie theater. On those real hot summer days I'd go and watch a film with the AC cranked, drinking beer and munching on popcorn and Nestle's Crunches - whole place to mesself. Because it was on the shore of a really neat lake, I would take my boat to get there. I kinda miss those days.

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

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