So, it seems Warwick Davis and Val Kilmer are going to do a movie about secret agent midgets...

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So, if they're gunna do the Willow cast reuniting, can Joanne Whaley be involved, too?

And how can you have such a dwarf-centric flick without Tony Cox?

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

The shade of Billy Barty is smiling somewhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

(Warwick Davis rules)

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/l/little_man/basket/281x211.jpg

are there no more original ideas in the world?

― Ms. Misery TX (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sol.co.uk/d/diffusion/cornerstone/crc/EF!/ewok.gif

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

But will it be as good as:

ihttp://www.trashfiction.co.uk/cold_nose.jpg

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

i think the original idea behind that one is dump a shitloada money into crappy CGI to let Marlon Wayans mug to the camera for 80 minutes, and thereby deny Tony Cox another star vehicle

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if Val's gonna reprise a variation of his "I know a little German" line from Top Secret.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

A sequel to Real Genius would be fun, altho doubtless the guy who did Lazlo Holyfeld would ask for too much money, his britches getting bigger from Uncle Rico...

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I misread this as Dionne Warwick.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha Wickit fucked up the thread

― choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, it's okay now.

― choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

midgets on a plane.

― grady (grady), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Little Man = http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046739/

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

pfft...the real news is LEPRECHAUN VS WISHMASTER"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

pfft...the real news is LEPRECHAUN VS WISHMASTER

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

so awesome i had to post it TWICE

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

i watched KISS KISS BANG BANG today
i thought val kilmer was pretty funny in a way. he has such a big neck (though).

haha wicket boltcutters

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that gif is awesome

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

wikit pls dont steal my bike

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

So, if they're gunna do the Willow cast reuniting, can Joanne Whaley be involved, too?

http://www.wavlist.com/movies/280/wlw-breed.wav

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

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