Turd On A Silver Platter™

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Next time your friend/lover tells you how their day went, hand them a turd on a silver platter to let them know you give a shit.

Next time you're hangin' out with the boys, hand them a turd on a silver platter to let them know you're just giving them shit.

Next time someone gives you attitude, hand them a turd on a silver platter to let them know you're not going to put up with that shit.

Next time your boss threatens you, hand him a turd on a silver platter. And then take it back to let him know you don't give a shit.

Turd on a silver platter. Perfect for almost any occasion.
Express your feelings with class.
Turd on a silver platter.

Shall I apply to SNL?

― Comdedy Goldminer (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm Blueberry Hill

― Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/rolocoaster/revere.gif

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

why come only sometimes?

― Comdedy Goldminer (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

If you've enjoyed this half as much as we have, we've enjoyed it twice as much as you.

― Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

I think you should apply to the Chinese sweatshop where they come up with crappy humor for $5 tee shirts.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Me? Or Alicia Fucking Silverstone? Hook me up!

― Comdedy Goldminer (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://durtierice.250free.com/buyfordollar.jpg

― Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

See? Now that's comdedy.

― Comdedy Goldminer (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

HOW MUCH WOULD THAT COST??? I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC PRICE I'D BE WILLING TO PAY.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

$199.00 plus s/h (turd not included)

― Comdedy Goldminer (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i would buy it for a dollar.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't everyone? The point is to class it up a little.

― Comdedy Goldminer (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

When you take it back, aren't you just being an indian shit giver?

― Catalyst (Catalyst), Saturday, 8 July 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

Was this a Larry the Cable Guy bit?

― Marmot 4-Tay: You are beautiful, and you are alone. (marmotwolof), Saturday, 8 July 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

When you take it back, aren't you just being an indian shit giver?

The visual to that voice over shows the man handing it to his boss, but before the boss actually puts his hands out, the man yanks it back. So, the boss never really "takes it." Good point, though.

― Comdedy Goldminer (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 8 July 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

I READ IN BOOK WONCE THAT FARMERS HAVED COWS AND THATS WHERE MILK COMES FROM. AND SOMETIMES WHEN THE COWS DO NUMBER 2S. THE FARMERS TRY AND SELL THEM FOR A LOT OF MONEY.

― TIM@KFC.EDU (TIM@KFC.EDU), Sunday, 9 July 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

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