How many Jesuses are there?

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I want to know your estimate

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 9 July 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

4? No reason, I just like that number.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 9 July 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

57 varieties

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/73/185165685_66cd7f82ef.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 9 July 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

So at least 3: the savior guy, the monster truck, and the one in Big Lebowski.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 9 July 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dsmtshirts.com/Images/Large%20Photos/SatanNerdBlack.jpg

― lf (lfam), Sunday, 9 July 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THOSE

― lf (lfam), Sunday, 9 July 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

I was hoping this would be an epic "Where's Waldo" style portrait full of Christs and one had to guesstimate the Jesus quantity.

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

wait, is that shirt meant to be worn by a nerd or a godfearer?

anyway, I only knew two, jesus niet0 and jesus rodriguez.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T FORGET THE FIGHTING JESUS.

Also, I prefer the plural "jesii". Just sayin'. 17.

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

Also there's Geezus andthe alternate reality B-Geezus.

I think I should be deeply offeneded by those "Satan is a nerd" shirts, although I can't work out the logic right now.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, so like Jesus is a jock, then?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/footballjesus.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

he gives demons and false prophets swirlies in his spare time

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

[img]http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog92/crucifixions.gif[/img]

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

oops. i mean...

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

Mary Magdelene is a hot (secretly preggers) cheerleader...they eloped senior year and now The Jeez is a garage mechanic supporting their 3 kids.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

"Hey, i may have peaked in high school but i can still turn water into wine!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kungfugamers.com/gaming_group/img006.jpeg
Satan's Game

― Marmot 4-Tay: You are beautiful, and you are alone. (marmotwolof), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus Alou, motherf-cker!

http://www.rndng3rd.com/NYMHall/players/A/Jesalo.jpg

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 9 July 2006 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

the Animated_jesus_resurrection_clouds_heaven_hg_clr is making me very sleepy

― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Sunday, 9 July 2006 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://pix.nofrag.com/97/dd/6e56075bc69037da19b119b43b2a.jpg

― Bucky Fullminster (vincent spano), Sunday, 9 July 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

...kung fu Jesus
http://pix.nofrag.com/1c/0b/d0a3b158e2eaadfa0ee885b9a72d.jpg

― Bucky Fullminster (vincent spano), Sunday, 9 July 2006 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

Don't forget..

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B000025547.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus is Right Here, Right Now

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

He died for our sins:

ihttp://imgserv.ya.com/galerias2.ya.com/img/4/4bb0c9f9131cb3di3.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

JESUS, DAN (PERRY)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://eil.com/newgallery/Depeche-Mode-Personal-Jesus-2735.jpg

everyone has one of those, then there's a few others - so around 6b.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

don't forget chuy

― estela (estela), Sunday, 9 July 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hellblazer.com/media/Fighting_Jesus.jpg

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Sunday, 9 July 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Latebloomer's pic of Jesus playing American football with the young lads owns this thread and has sent me into fits of laughter.

― Lenny Koggins (Bimble...), Sunday, 9 July 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I dunno, it's almost like a Dave Matthews moment or something.

― Lenny Koggins (Bimble...), Sunday, 9 July 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.arouse.net/jesus/ForestRanger.jpg

http://www.arouse.net/jesus/

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 9 July 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone explain to me exactly what kind of play Jesus is trying to pull in that football statuette?

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 9 July 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.themustard.com/hot_trends/jesus-died-pedro-crop.jpg

I love morbid parody shirts designed to convert people!

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Cingular crucified the lord in the flesh:

http://www.themustard.com/hot_trends/get-connected.jpg

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://storage.msn.com/x1pqP5noGPWAA5HBLT_LeGyuBkHCf0NF_ZPpf9o50jYj8N0pQBG_GDebzuUppgHzuDIDIlE2ETb8mZBhcfZWJjMldCffAWWO6aYTT6D-mU8g5p9TEZe1oh303woOCwkaE4IDlHEwlGVQdFtnhwMxGz9Eg

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://jupiter.ucsd.edu/~rstevens/kuo/C7.JPG

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone explain to me exactly what kind of play Jesus is trying to pull in that football statuette?

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/footballjesus.jpg

he's handing the ball off to the one kid while the other one is tackling him. but the kid he's handing off to is all uh jesus are you sure can't you just like get a touchdown every time n stuff?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

that's why he's handling the ball so gingerly and looking at jesus instead of the ball.

or he could just be in total awe and can't take his eyes off the guy to the point where he's kind of forgotten that he's playing football at all. the other kid has no such problem - he's muslim.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, ok, I thought The kid was handing the ball off to Jesus while Jesus was being tackled, which would be weird.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Oh good god!

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/clown.jpg

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/clown.jpg

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, now that's the most fucked up xpost EVER.

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! WE MEAN IT MAN!

― Lenny Koggins (Bimble...), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

the question i ask is are there more jesuses than spiders?

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 9 July 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think so. I see spiders all the time. (I really don't like them - too many legs!)

My favorite Jesus: cranky, conflicted Jesus from Jesus Christ, Supserstar.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

aha, i knew i was on to something

http://www.virtualp.us/1-spider-jesus.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 9 July 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus laughing!

― introducing latebloomer, his dad itchy, and his son lumpy (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

"NO ANIMALS! TO NOT eat the little baby of Jesus! It got powers!!"

http://www.rejesus.co.uk/spirituality/nativity/media/jesus.jpg

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Monday, 10 July 2006 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

What about Touchdown Jesus?

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/notredame_jesus.jpg

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 10 July 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bradblog.com/Images/PatriotBoy_092404.gif

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Monday, 10 July 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3983.jpg http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3984.jpg

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Monday, 10 July 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'm suddenly wishing we had kept the super-Anglo Jesus statue that my son received as a gift when he was a baby.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 10 July 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://trialshoe.blogspot.com/blogphots/jeezus.jpg

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 10 July 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

If Jesus ever does come back he'll get soooooo much hot Christian pussy he'll wish he was dead (again).

― mei (mei), Monday, 10 July 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

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