Attorney General Ashcroft "Clothes" Semi-Nude Statue

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I know this is an "old" story now (well, several days old), and I'm probably the only one who cares/finds humor/whatever. Some folks still wonder why I call this fool "Asscrotch." I wonder if he slathered himself with Crisco before ordering the his flunkies to cover up the statue's offending titty.

Here's one journalist's on this matter. Pictures to follow. You just can't make up this shit, folks.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://sfgate.com/news/pictures/2002/01/29/statue- ashcroft02.jpg

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://sfgate.com/news/pictures/2002/01/29/statue- ashcroft01.jpg

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what kinda man's afraid of titties?

― goeff, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When Edwin Meese was presenting to the public the findings of his commission on pornography, he was also photographed in front of the very same statue. It was even more hilarious, I seem to recall.

John, don't fear the nipples. The nipples are your friend.

― Michael Daddino, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like the fact in the second picture, he looks like he's about to turn around and start groping.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"These large, large... sorry what was I talking about?"

I still want to see a pic of the blue drapes he installed over Lady Justice. At $8000 a pop I bet they're fancy! Maybe the next administration can make a sarong out of them for her.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A male statue got covered up, too.

I just love that the Justice Department spokesperson is named COMSTOCK!

― rosemary, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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