Die Hard IV - With a Giant Turtle Puppet

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― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

No. A Giant Clam.

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Run that girl over

― DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Hey! My photo didn't show.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

He looks frozen with fear!

John McLean has leapt off of buildings, bridges, even moving snowmobiles, but never has he faced anything QUITE. SO. TERRIFYING.

― BIG MOVIE PREVIEW VOICE (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

the turtle looks ready to eat him

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

"What a CHOICE piece of Willis....I can scarcely contain myself!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Dinner time cannot come soon enough!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

haha!! i like the way people didn't see the photo, and just ran with it anyway as an idea.

(mirth) more please!

― pisces (piscesx), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yipee Kai Yay Seaweed Muncher!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

Which one is Willis?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, wait, the character that Bruce did the voice for is standing behind the turtle (don't remember his name, Garry Shandling did his voice)...aren't they worried this will fuck some kids' brains up forever?

― choinklate (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, obviously not, or else they wouldn't have made the turtle look like it was tripping on angel dust.

― choinklate (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

looks like this movie will have a happy ending

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Just like my massage.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

The image link failed and took me to a celebrity gossip site containing the most ridiculous observation in history:

The now startlingly chubby Raven-Symone (what happened?)

Umm ... she stopped being six years old? Was there ever a post-puberty moment when Raven Symone wasn't chubby?

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Is Bruce Willis diseased? Why does he look so ill in that picture? Besides the turtle attack, I guess.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/otct/20060509/86034-29374.jpg?size=l

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Why does he look so ill in that picture?

Too much viagra?

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Eww, I saw the picture. It looks like Inspector Gadget getting molested by a turtle.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

I always thought he looked like he'd been going through chemo in poster for The Whole Ten Yards.

http://www.hometheaterhifi.com/volume_11_3/images/movie-whole-10-yards.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

don't worry, s'only atkins diet.

― Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Since when has he been physically incapable of smiling? Did he blow a smile gasket near the beginning of production on The Fifth Element?

― choinklate (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

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