Free slurpees today at 7-11!

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Apparently, you can go to any 7/11 today get a free 7.11 ounce slurpee.

Huzzah.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

!!!

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

that new "kryptonite ice" flavor is awesome

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

I'm afraid that asking for a free Slurpee at my local 7-11 will get me a blank look at best, or at worst, arrested.

Maybe I should print that article. Then they'll have to believe me!

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

FREE SLURPEES TODAY

i am about to head to my local 7-11 & get in on the action - will report back.

mister would you please herp my brony (Pillbox), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

Am I the only person here to think that "slurpee" is a grotesque name?

nb: I do not address the acceptability of the product as a foodstuff, questionable as it is, but "slurpee" qua "slurpee", a word which must be said aloud in order to indicate one's desires to the cashier.

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

Competing with Starbucks, who roll out their fancy Slurpee today.

Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

slurpee is more appetizing a name than icee. who wants a carton of ice with some smug koala bear on it?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

no worse than the "sloche" version found at 7-11 equivalent Couche-Tard here in Quebec, the convenience store chain with the grossest ads:
http://vimeo.com/39856633
(a friend got one of these sloches the other day. it tastes like a glucose-superinfused version of the inside of a creamsicle)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

surely the icee bear is of the 'polar' variety?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

that's even worse!

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

will report back.

delicious!

mister would you please herp my brony (Pillbox), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

Am I the only person here to think that "slurpee" is a grotesque name?

nb: I do not address the acceptability of the product as a foodstuff, questionable as it is, but "slurpee" qua "slurpee", a word which must be said aloud in order to indicate one's desires to the cashier.

― Aimless, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 6:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Slurpee's not that bad. I don't even mind the word “slurpee.” You know it's, it's “pee,” which is good. And a “slur” in front of it. SLUR-PEE. When you consider the other choices, “slurpee” is actually pretty refreshing.

straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

my birthday :)

starfish succulents (unregistered), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

if you'd rather wait in long-ass line for a free promotional slurpee than just stroll in on the other 364 days and throw down a $1.50, you could learn a few lessons on being an adult, imo

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)

hear that markers, today you are a man

straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Thursday, 12 July 2012 04:03 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 July 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

fuck man nobody told me it stopped at 7 pm

who the hell has a slurpee before 7 pm

the late great, Thursday, 12 July 2012 04:29 (thirteen years ago)

You know it's, it's “pee,” which is good. And a “slur” in front of it. SLUR-PEE

Nonono, it's SLURP-PEE.

Odd Spice (Eazy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://allmediagrouppr.com.p2.hostingprod.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Acrilico_Icee_copy.14691306_sq_thumb_m.jpg
smug koala! i hate this guy!

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 12 July 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)

Couche-Tard

okay waht

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)

French-Canadian 7-11
http://www.seeklogo.com/images/C/Couche-Tard-logo-9E657CD78C-seeklogo.com.gif

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

wait

their logo is literally "Couche-Tard (o_O)"

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

the translation, if you're wondering about the name, translates to "up late". hence the night owl logo.

aptly named too, imho. last time i was in Montreal we drunkenly swung by a C-T and grabbed some pepperettes and cheese curds to snack on at 3am!

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

I know the 'd' is silent but still

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

more like "Couche-Tard (-_o)"

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm hungry."
"It's 2:30 AM!"
"So? We can swing by Couche-Tard."
"o_O"
"EXACTLY"

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

Pronouncing the d in couche-tard in the name of 10-year-old-boy humour is my god-given right as an anglophone

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

*my* god-given right as an anglophone is, apparently, to have been unaware i was not supposed to pronounced the "d" in the first place.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

didn't do this

markers, Monday, 16 July 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

^^ posts very much out of character

Aimless, Monday, 16 July 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

i've never gotten a free slurpee

i've also never collected those points thing which i probably should've -- probably could've gotten something p neat by now

markers, Monday, 16 July 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

"to the Slurpeemobile!" *VROOOOM*

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Monday, 16 July 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

otm

markers, Monday, 16 July 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

tell us more about your date with marissa tomei, some dude.

slugbuggy, Monday, 16 July 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

I always pronounce the d in couche-tard, and find the chain endlessly amusing when visiting quebec

even more entertaining was when they tried a hostile takeover of a local convenience store chain in iowa o_O

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

you don't ask the clerk for a slurpee you make it yourself and take it to the counter

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, 16 July 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)


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