FAP: A Chicagoan Alone in New Orleans All Summer

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I'm a busy man. Let's drink.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

If you're in NO you will see his pic on the side of (the deliciousness-bearing restaurant) Voo-Doo BBQ on St. Charles.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

I just want to say that Jesse is a fantastic drinking companion and excellent conversationalist, and anyone who has a chance to drink with him should not pass it up. He definitely won't drug your drink, have his way with you, and steal your wallet and your pants.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

There's at least a couple ILXors in NO, I believe: Fetchboy and Adam Hexenduction.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

John, do you have a database on that? Tell the truth.

― Queen Sarah Saturday (coco), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

New Orleans FAP?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm down.

― adam (adam), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

And if Jesse vomits blood in the street DO NOT CALL AN AMBULANCE. His credit can't take another hit like that.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hi. I'm back.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

Also a little birdie told me that he gives good head. Take him up on it, should he offer.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Who told you that? It's inaccurate.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Friday, 14 July 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

Are you saying that little birdies lie?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 14 July 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm saying I don't blow birdies.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Friday, 14 July 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

I also am saying that how the hell am I supposed to get back and forth from a bar? I'm living in the bar-free zone. (Broadmoor-Audubon St. and Broadway).

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Saturday, 15 July 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

Bicycle?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 15 July 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

Is the Broadway bus running? Catch that down to the Zoo (ie the end of Magazine) and walk down (or take the Magazine bus) 5 blocks or so to St. Joe's, where I am often to be found. Or walk to Carrollton and Claiborne and get on the #12 bus down to Carrollton and St. Charles and go to Cooter Brown's, where I am to be found when not at St. Joe's. Alternately, take a cab to Handsome Willy's, where the Uptown attempt at a hipster crowd hangs out.

Or the Claiborne bus (#16) downtown, walk across the Quarter and hit up Frenchmen St. I take full advantage of NO's awful public transport system (which is still post-K free until August).

― adam (adam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

Problem solved. The solution? Drinking AND driving. Just like the old days living in NC.

Sorry I didn't take you up on your offer! I went out to Blockbuster to get a movie and wound up in the Quarter.

I went to a few gay bars and Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop. Good Friends, which was nice, Bourbon Pub, which was loud and fun, Lafitte in Exile, which was not a clear memory, Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop, which is always beautiful, and then I topped the evening off with a visit to The Phoenix, which was something or other. I think I kissed a redneck construction worker from Mississippi.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Saturday, 15 July 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Did you get any trim?

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 15 July 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Nah. But I did get a meat pie.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Saturday, 15 July 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

ewww

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 July 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

It was good. I think.

At some sandwich shops (including a bar called Cooter Brown's) you can get meat pie sandwiches. It's a meat pie on French bread with condiments and lettuce and tomato. A MEAT PIE ON BREAD.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh, see, and here i was thinking that meat pie was gay code for something ewwwy.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

No. I wondered if people would think that, but I figured "meat pie" was pretty clear when divorced from innuendo-y context.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Saturday, 15 July 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

WOULD YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT OF THE 3 BLOCKBUSTERS AND 1 HOLLYWOOD (which are all the video stores we have in NO right now) NONE OF THESE STORES CARRY STREETCAR??????

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Saturday, 15 July 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Juuuuulia and I have a meat pie on the way. In Chicago-style pizza form.

xpost Maybe it's cliche in NO.

― Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Saturday, 15 July 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Jesse... if you can wait a month, I actually own that movie.

― Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Saturday, 15 July 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

jesse: you know Zapps?
i'm eating Zapps
me: no.
hey, HEAT ADVISORY IN CHICAGO UNTIL MONDAY NIGHT. THIS WEEKEND IS GOING TO SUUUUCK.
jesse: turn on the a/c
me: it's 96 right now. high today og 98. 100 tomorrow.
i'm at julia's place. a/c accomplished.
jesse: grrrrrrrrrrrross
me: and i left the ac at your place running for the pets.
jesse: bad
wow
it ain't that hot here
hellish there!
me: it's hotter than a purple dick out there.
jesse: i need a purple dick
i'm not crazy about Coupliing
me: i found your huge purple dildo.
jesse: ha ha
me: HUGE
jesse: i'm going to throw that on that building by the redline where the pink one is
it's too big for me
i used to use it
but i shrank
me: it's pretty damn big
jesse: i don't like it
i'm sorry you had to find that
me: haha
jesse: there's a butt plug there too
me: it's ok.
maybe i'll use it myself.
jesse: ew
me: i'll wash it first.
jesse: keep my plugs out of your butt
me: ok. no butt plugs.
jesse: i think it's time to post our conversation on ilx
me: ok!
Sent at 3:17 PM on Saturday

― Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Saturday, 15 July 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

The meat pie sandwich at Cooter Brown's in awesome. It also involves remoulade and provolone. For further NO sandwich overindulgence, get an All That Jazz from Verti Marte on Royal.

― adam (adam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

I posted this on the Chicago thread, but I think it belongs here.

The woman who runs BKS (Best Kept Secret) Snowball trailer on St. Charles (at Audubon Park) looks just like Wanda Sykes.

One of our group said, "Do you ever hear that you look like--" before she said, "...Wanda Sykes. Yes, I get that every day."

It was JUST like her.

http://www.black-collegian.com/extracurricular/book-reviews/images/im_wanda-sykes904.jpg

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Sunday, 16 July 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

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