Big Brother 2006 (UK) Thread 6: Come Friendly Bombs, and Let us anticipate Jayne's eviction...

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"I haven't bitched to anyone... sometimes I wish I could."

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 06:33 (twenty years ago)

jayne 4tw

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Monday, 17 July 2006 06:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day61/d61_nts_0145_pan.jpg
Meanwhile, back at Glyn's sneaky 3am feast kitchen...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 07:41 (twenty years ago)

so, how come the Nikki lovers don't like Jayne? she's as much of a 'character' as Nikki was. she's making it interesting in that she's not a smiley, get-along-gang type. yet, everyone hates her. plz to explain.

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:42 (twenty years ago)

no sense

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:46 (twenty years ago)

me, jayne, or the haters?

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:48 (twenty years ago)

jayne just strikes me as one of those people who is full of excuses. 'they couldn't read my handwriting'. especially bad after claiming she knew it all backwards. pah.

laughed like a drain at nikki's exit and her poleaxed expression. then felt bad for doing it. she was better with dermot on sunday but... odd that her audience response was 100% positive when GBP had chosen her out of the 11 to leave

― koogy wonderland (koogs), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:51 (twenty years ago)

aye, a disappointing lack of booing.

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:53 (twenty years ago)

audience != GBP, to say the least.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:53 (twenty years ago)

nikki's eviction was one of the best ever.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:58 (twenty years ago)

Nikki's flatmate = HOTT

― zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:10 (twenty years ago)

Nikki's flatemate = looks like she could do with a trip to the GUM clinic.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:12 (twenty years ago)

> audience != GBP, to say the least.

but a subset of, surely.

the thing with evictions featuring large numbers people is that you can't vote against the people you want to keep in (if you see what i mean).

> nikki's eviction was one of the best ever.

in terms of content? it was largely video highlights because they couldn't trust her to be able to put two sentences together.

> Nikki's flatemate = looks like she could do with a trip to the GUM clinic.

but her teeth looked ok. 8)

― koogy wonderland (koogs), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:21 (twenty years ago)

Surely Nikki wasn't really voted out? I just can't believe it, it all felt so fake. The ridiculously sanitized 100 percent approval rating cheers, the fact she probably wouldn't have been up for eviction without BB intervention, the fact that she asked Davina if her mum had made them kick her out and Davina said "oh I don't know anything about that!".

CONSPIRACY!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:23 (twenty years ago)

Well, 'That poll thing' had her at 30% or higher, the whole time.

Well, isn't it nominations day today?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:26 (twenty years ago)

i think Davina was being tactful, it's a lot nicer than saying "no dear, you really ARE the least popular of a dozen fuckheads" xpost

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:28 (twenty years ago)

so were they all up for eviction last week? i've been away a lot recently and have missed loads.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:31 (twenty years ago)

but just watched nikki's eviction on youtube. classic.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:31 (twenty years ago)

> so were they all up for eviction last week? i've been away a lot recently and have missed loads.

all except Jayne. mass eviction was punishment for jayne's repeated rulebreaking (talking about the outside world, covering / forgetting mics). they also lost their food budget and pool privileges due to further rulebreaking. she really is a twonk.

― koogy wonderland (koogs), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Nikki's total meltdown upon receiving the news of her impending eviction receives my vote for being the most uncomfortable piece of television viewing this year.

ps I think this thread should have been called, "But My Journey Isn't Over Yet."

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Monday, 17 July 2006 09:43 (twenty years ago)

so everyone else except jayne was up for eviction because jayne broke the rules?
?

what the fuck are bb doing with all this double standard shit. no wonder people jump up and shout consipiracy each week.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah jayne should be automatically evicted. remember dawn!?

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:07 (twenty years ago)

no, because she was dull.

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:12 (twenty years ago)

Dawn was 'ejected' because she had a pre-arranged 'coded' message to come out of the house, and the BB producers wouldn't give her the satisfaction of being in control of her own destiny.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:13 (twenty years ago)

so everyone else except jayne was up for eviction because jayne broke the rules?
?

what the fuck are bb doing with all this double standard shit. no wonder people jump up and shout consipiracy each week.

Ste, it's a common tactic used in punishment - if someone won't refrain from breaking the rules on their own, utilise the WRATH of the peer group to stop them. It's normally effective, but in this case everyone still seems to love Jayne. I have no idea why.

― emil.y (emil.y), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:16 (twenty years ago)

but they (BB) weren't thinking much because said peer group had nothing to do with actual eviction and i think the end result was another disaster for them.

― koogy wonderland (koogs), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:21 (twenty years ago)

Course, putting the whole house up for eviction gives the producers a handy snapshot of exactly how popular each housemate is too, which they wouldn't have otherwise, and which they can then use to keep their viewing figures up.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Not exactly though - didn't Jennie get a tiny percentage of the vote? No one hates her enough to want her out of the house, but no one thinks she's a potential winner either.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:57 (twenty years ago)

...everyone still seems to love Jayne. I have no idea why.
-- emil.y (container_driver...), July 17th, 2006. (later)

Because she's like the puppy that shits all over the floor. You know she only does it because she can't help herself.

ps Personally I loathe the woman. To the point that whenever she appears on the highlight doing something stupid (which is all the time) I find myself hurling imprecations at the TV. Which can't be right. I do wonder how she manages to hold down a job...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:58 (twenty years ago)

I'm still reeling over the loss of Nikki. I'm in a state of unbelievement.

― The Ultimate Conclusion (lokar), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:23 (twenty years ago)

Dawn was 'ejected' because she ~~had a pre-arranged 'coded' message to come out of the house, and the BB producers wouldn't give her the satisfaction of being in control of her own destiny.~~was black.

Fixed.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:25 (twenty years ago)

I do suspect that Faria Alam was right

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:32 (twenty years ago)

koogs & g-kit should get voted off the BB threads. this

> nikki's eviction was one of the best ever.

in terms of content? it was largely video highlights because they couldn't trust her to be able to put two sentences together.

strikes me as particularly off the money where disliking someone amounts to calling them thick. the one thing nikki never needed was help expresssing herself, she was incredibly articulate whether you like her or not. as for g-kit, his jayne = the same as nikki rant is just baffling.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:39 (twenty years ago)

Ste, it's a common tactic used in punishment - if someone won't refrain from breaking the rules on their own, utilise the WRATH of the peer group to stop them

yeah i guessed this was bb's tactic. but from what i've seen in previous shows most housemates seem to forgive and forget quite easily about stuff that's happened over a week ago and only vote on people based on what's happened in the past couple of days.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:43 (twenty years ago)

collective punishment.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:44 (twenty years ago)

Not exactly though - didn't Jennie get a tiny percentage of the vote? No one hates her enough to want her out of the house, but no one thinks she's a potential winner either.

That's still useful for endemol though. I guess keeping the audience up is as much about giving screen time to the people everyone hates as to the ones they all love.

the one thing nikki never needed was help expresssing herself

True, up until the interview itself...but then for the first 30 seconds it was looking like she maybe wasn't going to be able to speak, full stop. I think at that point it was probably fair of them to start filling the time with extra best bits.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

old news now maybe, but Jayne definitely said "like you", to my ears:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhHCHtkHJmw

― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:59 (twenty years ago)

to mine to. they replayed it the other night. she so did!

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:00 (twenty years ago)

yeah totally 100% "like you". the fact that they both react to it at exactly the same moment followed by jayne starting the next sentence with the word "like" after aisleyne questions her on it pretty much confirms it. grimly needs his ears syringed.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:06 (twenty years ago)

> she was incredibly articulate whether you like her or not.

not on friday, she was literally speachless when they opened the door, and just stood there gawping and spent most of the interview looking like a rabbit in headlights. i think the only thing she said during first half was her blurting out her support for jayne. and three video pakages during the first half was obviously to give her time to calm down. (xpost jim)

> where disliking someone amounts to calling them thick

i never called her thick, never said i disliked her. i think there's something wrong about her but that's another matter...

(besides, if i was up against g-kit i think i'd win 8)

― koogy wonderland (koogs), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:09 (twenty years ago)

Well, we heard "about you" that time.. xpost

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:11 (twenty years ago)

nikki's two-minute close-up at the top of the steps was remarkable.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

that's the most footage i've seen of jayne so far and i pretty much despise her already from that.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)

she was clearly having a panic attack when they opened the door. she had one on the way in too, was vibrating with fear before she opened the house door to go in. it took her about 5 minutes to calm dow during the interview, not as long as everyone is making out. the reason the show was packed with best bits was because there were a hell of a lot of them, probably more than any other BB contestant.

xpost enrique OTM, it communicated much more than an interview could have anyway.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)

I listened to it a few times on my new home cinema system and can't hear it as "about you" no matter how hard I try.

But what no one seems to have mentioned it that "like you" is ambiguous in this context. It could either mean "I'm not a bullshitter like you are" or "I'm not a bullshitter, like you (aren't either)".

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

I was disappointed they didn't play Nikki's post-pickled onion "I think that's plenty" in her diary room best bits.

Maybe they'll play it in the echoey empty house finale shots.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:20 (twenty years ago)

It could either mean "I'm not a bullshitter like you are" or "I'm not a bullshitter, like you (aren't either)".

...but i'd say its pretty obvious what she meant (even if she didn't mean to say it out loud).

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

Re Jayne and "like you"...only just seen that clip for the first time. Yes, she says "like you". But she says "I don't bullshit about, me. Like you". Meaning "I'm like you in that I don't bullshit about", not meaning "I don't bullshit about in the way that you do". Seems REALLY obvious to me that that's what she meant, not sure how other people (including A and M) managed to misinterpet it in the first place.

Hurts me to defend Jayne, cos she's absolutely awful(*), but I think she's getting misrepresented there.

(*) "would you like to go in the diary room?"
"yes"
"with me?"
"no, by myself"
"but would you like to go with me as well? I'm a very open person, me".

FUCK OFF!

(oh, xpost alba)

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

Seems REALLY obvious to me that that's what she meant, not sure how other people (including A and M) managed to misinterpet it in the first place.

i assumed that's what she meant straight away, mostly cos she gets a kick from getting in aisleyne's face and fucking with her head, and then pulling back and suggesting she wasn't.

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I don't get it, though

if that's what she meant, did she just forget what she had, one v short moment before, just said? if she had just said "I meant, I don't bullshit about, like you don't bullshit about" it would have been explained

even if that's what she meant, it's bullshit because she doesn't think that aisleyne doesn't bullshit

I don't like "bullshit", v much

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

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i want richard and pete to go.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)

wouldn't be unhappy w/ that

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

me either, but it's not gonna happen.

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:03 (twenty years ago)

Michael's such a pompous arse, he's brought this on himself. He's like the most dependably clueless person in the house, and the prison task has proven this - if he appears onscreen saying anything, you can bet the camera will swiftly cut to show that he doesn't have a CLUE what he's talking about.

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

it's funny

when he went in, I think I remember thinking "I don't like this guy but he doesn't seem too nutty/dumb"

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

After being told that he definitely wasn't going, Pete replied, "I dunno, there's been so many shocks."
"I understand that, but you're not," Jennie explained. "I'm willing to bet my money on it. I would bet my little toe on it."
The pair then discussed possible uses for Jennie's toe if Pete claimed it after being evicted tonight, with the Scouser again insisting that he has nothing to worry about.
"It's gonna be well wicked tonight," Pete decided, appearing happier.

"Especially when you're not going," Jennie concluded.

cute

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

Jennie in Madonna outfit = Tim Brooke Taylor.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

i'm stuck at work and missing this. all i have is a text from mrs fiendish saying: "goodbye rapey joe!"

mind, i've just been to the pub and managed to tan two pints, which will make the following 50 minutes' subbing surprisingly enjoyable. hurrah for BEER.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

sharpens the mind, too. how else would i have known that hugh o'conor only has one "n"?

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

AND i can listen to the iPod. fuck big brother, this is great.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

on BBBM

Jayne: by the way russel shall we get married? you're louder than me! you don't come up for air, love.

Russel: i think if i was with you i'd come up pretty swiftly.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:13 (twenty years ago)

spiral reading "chemo" as...well..."chemo" : S

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 29 July 2006 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Imogen quite fetching in La Isla Bonita outfit.

Another inept interview from Davina. I'm guessing her interview with Aislyene won't be so soft, given her clear dislike of her(/women).

― David Orton (scarlet), Saturday, 29 July 2006 07:41 (twenty years ago)

dislike for pete growing significantly here. all that childish flirting w/ jennie was irritating maybe even creepy?

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

don't mean creepy becasue she's young (which she is) i mean creepy because he doesn't seem to realise that his acion have consequences.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

he is very naive, isn't he? i felt very sorry for him not getting his letter from home BUT was also surprised at how he didn't seem to have thought it through at all: ie of course he wasn't going to get a letter if he didn't do that part of the task! i seem to remember there was a mention of this on "big brain": that pete is very bad at thinking things through logically, and working out what effect his behaviour might have on others.

yet i still think he's driven entirely by decency: that he wants to be a kind and wonderful person. he just doesn't understand that sometimes ... well, it's not that simple. other people don't always get where you're coming from.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't think it was obvious that he wouldn't get a letter since he was still involved in keeping the tunnel a secret from the guards

perhaps he just forgot about the letter thing, too, for a moment rather than not thinking it through

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:47 (twenty years ago)

perhaps, yes. i just think he is very impetuous.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 30 July 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I liked the way the entire house got involved in the saga of Glyn's wank.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 30 July 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I did not like that

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 30 July 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Well I did.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 30 July 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

i did not like that AT ALL.

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 30 July 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I see this a controversial area.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 30 July 2006 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Your Machiavelli score is: 57

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 30 July 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

54. The trouble with that test is it tends to ask you your opinion of how people actually do act rather than how they should act.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Sunday, 30 July 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 30 July 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Sunday, 30 July 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

67. but i think that's down to innate cynicism, really. chap OTM.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 30 July 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

How did BB decide who was most/least deceptive? Richard seemed too far down the pecking order.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 30 July 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

I think they all took a similar test before entering the house.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Sunday, 30 July 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

65
You are a high Mach

5/100

you are a awkward & boring test.

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 30 July 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Colin Farrell to take Nikki across America on an epic bike ride.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 31 July 2006 09:27 (twenty years ago)

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds10292.html

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 31 July 2006 09:29 (twenty years ago)

The Machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100
Your Machiavelli score is: 73
You are a high Mach, you endorse Machiavelli's opinions.
Most people fall somewhere in the middle, but there's a significant minority at either extreme.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 31 July 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

I got 77! I am teh EVIL! But The Prince does contain a lot of good sense, I've never made it very far through The Discourses though. Oh sorry, this is a BB thread, I'll shut up.

― alext (alext), Monday, 31 July 2006 09:57 (twenty years ago)

Your Machiavelli score is: 71

I AM BIG MAC

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Monday, 31 July 2006 10:06 (twenty years ago)

Which McDonalds product are you?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 31 July 2006 10:12 (twenty years ago)

i am Onimo w/Cheese

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Monday, 31 July 2006 10:15 (twenty years ago)

wtf did this question in the mcd's questionnaire mean??

10. Do you prefer your way with children?

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 31 July 2006 10:30 (twenty years ago)

realised yesterday that this series of BB is now a lot like BB was back when it was good - all the extroverts have gone (except maybe richard), people are getting on, and the tasks are interesting (the prison thing was good). could do with some people in there that have actually read a book (not counting Jordan's biography), can hold a conversation and some tasks where the people involved learn a skill (i liked the circus task a few years ago for instance, the majorette task similarly but less so) but...

was surprised at IQ results given that glynn seems gormless at times and suzie seems best adapted for life in the real world (but realise that intelligence != common sense or general knowledge)

― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Monday, 31 July 2006 11:47 (twenty years ago)

52.. I am low mach, and a big mac. Whatever the latter means.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Monday, 31 July 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

61, which is supposedly high Mach

The next twist. Sounds like it could be amusing. Though I can't help thinking how Nikki would have failed to cope with it.

― zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 31 July 2006 11:53 (twenty years ago)

I must be watching too much BB. I thought that happened days ago, but it was only yesterday. Aisleyne apparently pressed all the buttons and it told her she was evicted and she did her "I don't like this game anymore" thing, which I find cute.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 31 July 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

Hý. In turkey ýt ýs hot. xcuse bad typýng. all keys are all over the place!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

So I presume ýt ýs nomýnatýons announcement day!

can you belýeve turkey has no dot on the ý? makes searchýng ýmpossýble!

See you later anyway you guys!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

new thread:

fuck fake tits, fuck nowhere, fuck "the great british public", fuck belching, fuck posh-wanks, fuck black pudding, fuck rapists, fuck ghetto ho's, fuck endemol, fuck davina, fuck tourrettes, fuck the word "babe", fuck the word "amniosity": Big Brother 2006 (UK) Thread 7

― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm not opening that at work! :(((

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 3 August 2006 08:27 (twenty years ago)

I think 'i' should be replaced with that Turkish 'ý' thing. 'ýt ýs nomýnatýons' looks brilliant!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 3 August 2006 08:36 (twenty years ago)

otm

― teh_kit haev been evicted, oh noes! (g-kit), Thursday, 3 August 2006 08:48 (twenty years ago)

yt is lyke olde Englysh.

― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 3 August 2006 10:31 (twenty years ago)

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